I hate it when someone physically comes out of a closet, and there's that one kid that goes:

"LOOK! HE CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET, GUYS! AHAHAHAHAHAH!"

That's so... old. I can't laugh at it anymore.

What about you?

The Simpsons.

MI RIGHT OR WUTT!?

Get a television.

Things that just aren't fun anymore... Family Guy. That's what happens when you outsee all episodes.

Snapped in my own trap >_<

I'd rather say that those jokes about a fly in the soup. They. Are. Not. Funny. At. All.

@toreen: Was MADtv ever funny?

MADtv and SNL
@ Maimstream: Well, yeah. Even seen the Memoirs of a Geisha parody, Tickle Me Emo (not Elmo, EMO), Leave it to Blink-182, and Trapped in the Cupboard?

I mean the new episodes of the simpsons are total shit.

I think the series reached an all time low when doctor hebert sang 'I like big butts and I just can't lie' with aload of dancing drugs wearing bling and other gansta crap, but unfortuntly it's got even worse. It's hard to scrape even two funny things from 21 minute episodes... that's bad.

honestly shut the fuck up. simpsons = pure gold. always has been, and always will.

those stupid yo mama jokes i mean its gets gay after like 5 minutes

amen, melanie. amen.

You wish

MadTV was HILARIOUS

Borat impressions

and stupid people with stupid jokes

your mom.


BURN!

giving beef stew to weaker young adults at a party where everyone can make of them.....


who ami kidding thats funny still and always will be

You people have no sense of humour AT ALL.

why did the chicken cross the road..

No no. Definitly pure shit now.
I watched the 400th episode the other day. It just wasn't funny.

Yeah everyone has their own opinions, but Im just saying up until about 2002 or so, I have seen every single episode.

i hope your being sarcastic leepay
borat and napoleon dynamite impressions.

borat quotes, your mom jokes, people saying that's what she said, people saying your face or your a *blah*

etc etc etc

Mad TV is shit. It's humor is for those that have the mental state of a fifth grader and go "Hahahaha, he just said vagina!" Seriously, that show has the stupidest sketches I've ever seen.

Wanna watch a good sketch comedy show? Watch The Whitest Kids U' Know then.

Also, the stupid Chuck Norris jokes need to die. If you disagree with me, then you are already too far gone, and deserve to die in a bukkake gone wronger than it's already wrong-ness.

Chuck Norris jokes.

Family Guy

Thank you so so much.

Chuck Norris

All Chappelle's show quotes and DEE-DEEDEE

EDIT: DEE-DEEDEE was never funny

THANK YOU! Someone else that thinks Dave Chappelle's show isn't that hilarious. Christ.

Oh the show's funny... Quoting it isn't.

uhhh i hate that mencia guy
and yeah chappelle show is funny
just the quotes get played out

uh definitely spongebob
and whats DEE-DEEDEE?

I thought Chappelle's Show was great, but apparently every dumbass in high school thought they needed to imitate him for about 2 years.

And Carlos Mencia is one of THE worst comedians. If you've heard about him joke stealing, this clip is so fucking hilarious, he is caught red handed after saying how he doesn't steal jokes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDmaG1-H25M

Dane Cook
Chuck Norris
Snakes on a Plane

m i know what you are saying haha.
i used to think he was funny but then everyone became obsessed with him, it got annoying

edit: i guess that was my 1,400th post. what a waste.

My friends and I have to tutor annoying 11-year-olds, and we told them that Pokemon are real animals. My friend showed them a picture of an axolot and told them it was a Mudkip.

The kids believed it, it was hilarious, but then they kept asking us for more. One of them called my house phone, how did they get that?

ugh, i absolutely abhor carlos mencia.
and sorry, but i don't think dane cook is that funny either.
and he steals jokes.


AWWWW!

I LOOKS LIKE A MUDKIP!! OMFG!!!

Dane Cook got popular and it became cool to like Dane Cook, then all of a sudden too many people love him and people start making it cool to say he's not that funny.

I think he's definitely a great entertainer.

Chuck Norris and your mom. Never really liked Dane Cook or Chapelle's Show. and that Mencia guy sucks major bendy straws.
and that Axolot things pretty cute [:

Borat. There is this one girl in my grade who NONSTOP quotes him. It gets so old and she sounds retarded.

My brother tries to quote from the Clayton Bigsby: black white supremacist skit constantly.

i never really thought dane cook was funny to begin with

cant stand dane cook too
cant believe that video haha

Borat's funny, but when people quote him, it just kills it. ugh i frikkin HATE IT!

Forgot about that. I fucking hate it when people quote Borat. It wasn't even funny to start.

i know what you mean there. what i was trying to say more is i hear people quote certain parts over and over until its just not funny anymore.

to repeat... Family guy.

i started dane cook at my school and then everyone started quoting him... i still think hes funny but not everyone in school quoteing him gets really annoying dont yell about spelling i dont care

Will Ferrell

I think Ian actually semi-quoted Borat in one of the films (Food Battle i think) where he said "Hi-5", it almost sounded like he was trying to sound a little like Borat, but it could just be me. Other than that.... whats not funny is the Greeks who can barely speak english, and try so hard quoting borat, and Dave chapelle

All I can think of right now are all of these old inside jokes that I've had with this one friend that she never shuts up about.


And I agree with anyone that says Carlos Mencia.

Smosh.

they are so 2005.

Hey, noticed that too^^

For those who have said the Chuck Norris jokes, oh, it's gotten even better.. they've turned those SAME jokes into "Jack Bauer" jokes. Fuck 24. If you're going to say a joke, don't take one that's already fucking retarded and just change the name, shithead. Jack Bauer isn't even hardcore.

"Jack Bauer can sneeze with his eyes open. HAHAHAHA"
"Fuck you, you just mencia'd." *slap*

I Jack Bauer sneezed with his eyes open then he better cover his fucking face or I'd have to rip out his spine. 24 sucks.

P.S. I would not help him pop his eyes back into place.