I was looking through the senior section of the yearbook today, and OH MY GOD, I saw the worst name in recorded history:

"Al-Michael Dinkelspiel."

That was the kid's name. Not only that, but he was... pathetically ugly. To the point where even I can say so. I feel bad saying all this, but good God, I can't help myself.

Worst classmate names ever? Your turn.

EDIT: I'll never see most of my classmates ever again after high school graduation, so:
- Connie Poon, doesn't "poon" mean a female's private part, like "cunt"?
- Marianna Nikolaievna Tishchenko, everyone always pronounce her whole name wrong on the first time.
- Peter Pan, some asian guy.

Nick horny.
no lie

not from my school, but i know a kid named Holden Wood

jake marshmello paul rooster and thats all i can think of right now

CSDesigns

Critter

DeShaun Mandik.
(Bam's Unholy Reunion)

I knew a kid named Canoe Canoe.
And I knew a Peter Abbit. (he got called Peter Rabbit a lot)

Matola Maguagema Beamela
im not sure if thats how you spell it
but when my cousin was in middle school she always complained about this girl named Matola who wouldn't answer unless you called her by her full name


peter rabbit

ben dover isnt really a weird name...

theres a kid in my grade has a werid last name, byczko (biz-ko)
this girl is ngodoo (guh-do(long O))


OOOOOOOOO lol

Plarm Pongprom. I'm naming my baby after her. <3

My friend's last name is Hickey.

Felipe Machado

I knew a guy named Young Ho

Imma Ho (no joke)

What were her parents thinking is what i want to know

Douchy McChills. It was from when I went to a coed middle school.

hugh johnson, seriously

SO OLD.

The Mona and Lisa twins, Timofy, Brendon Khunt, and a bunch of foreign kids with hilarious last names. I'll dig up the old school photos when I get home.

Abcde pronounced absidy.

I would have to say Tesia Hunsucker, it just sounds weird to me.

I go to school where the majority of students are Asian, so I've heard a couple of good ones, but my favorite is Yung Suk (his American name is Eddie, so not many people know of his unfortunate Korean name.).

As for funny American names, my friends name is Richard Ryder, and everyone calls him Dick. Dick Ryder.

Top that.

Not my school but my friend's old school..


Bianca Boring

and this asian kid at my school named Tony Wang

ohh i know a kid named Max Dick, most of our teachers refer to us by ms/mr aznd our last name, so whenever he raises his hand "yes mr dick?"

Hey toreen, I have a Dictionary on my computer!
OK. Check out these names.
Jacob Mikolajczyk (Mik-O-Y-check)
Nadejda Mirochnitchenko (Dunno how to pronounce)
And then there's MY name. Cody Nease. My last name sounds like niece. NIECE. NIECES ARE GIRLS. I'M NOT.
My friends pick on me a lot because of it XD

poon |poōn|
noun
1 any large Indo-Malayan evergreen tree of the genus Calophyllum.
2 short for poontang .
poontang |ˈpoōnˌta ng | (also poon)
noun vulgar slang
sexual activity.
• a woman or women regarded solely in terms of potential sexual gratification.
ORIGIN 1920s: perhaps from Limba (a West African language of Sierra Leone) puntu ‘vagina,’ or perhaps alteration of French putain ‘prostitute.’

i have heard this lastname "ku losano" .. it sounds "culo sano(español)" the translation of "culo sano" is something like... "healthy ass"

and y have a friend named "juvencio pool huchin"... the name juvencio is xtrange, and tehe last name pool... weell, in english means... pool
(pool in english = piscina en español) pool in spanish i dont know, really ai think it´s maya, and ku too

... i have a friend named "ever damian".. ever in spanish means nothing

Hahahahahahaha it is!!


<3 Adding that to my baby names thread.

HAHA, nice!
Back in junior high, I had this classmate named Kakada Mean, or something like that. Her name sounds the same like cock! Cock-ka-da! And she thinks she's all hot and shit. Pfffttt!

That reminds me of this one girl from my school. Paula Chercosova. In 6th grade she went out with like 5 guys in a matter of a few months. And by went out I mean had a relationship lasting only a few weeks. And there's nothing really wrong with her 'cept she's really, REALLY loud, and her nose is huge XD

DAMN RACIST!

Wait! I didn't know it was racist! Jeez! I just don't like big noses and loud noises......

Last Name: Gayer
Last name: Buttz

Porn name: Cristal Rain

not even kidding

<3

Was kidding.

i knew this girl names mor
oh wait thats me...

if you knew my last name, it would be 2394208 times worse

I know a William Nelson. He demands he is called William just because he doesn't want people to realize he is "Willie Nelson"

I will probably think of other ones. When my friends and I were younger (elementary school) we would go through our yearbooks and laugh at peoples names haha.

Cock?

Oh OK. Good.

Theres this guy in my school with the name tyler cocks, Its preety funny.

at my old school there was a teacher named mrs damm and everyone called her mrs damn and she'd get so ticked over it

One kid's last name was Shithead. He pronounced it Shi-theed.

Adole Anus, haha.

Lago Myego. Win.

SHANIQUA-TIQ MALAE JOHNSON
AMBERLY CADORAE FLANNEN
jesus christian rodriguez

My friend has the last name of "Butts" but everyone is pretty much over it now.

me.
everyone pronounces my last name "semen"
fuck them.

what?is your last name'furniture for less'?

This is kind of mean, but whenever I hear a person's first or last name called Dick, I smile and giggle. Hehe, I'm so immature.

LOL.

My friend is named Young Bean and hes a korean.
Another is Umar Al Kathib. sounds like a terrorist name.. lol.

Sunny Pannu. Just one of a shitload of weird classmate names.

There seriously was a guy called Dwaine Phipe (pronounced 'pipe'), and a Mark King...

Diesel Burns. LOLZ.

HA that poor guy i laughed when i saw that. I knew someone named Hebob its not that funny but its pretty wierd.