My planned (and present) baby names are:
Chlamydia (spelt like that for a reason)
-N-athaniel (yes, with the hyphens) [/-N-'s child]
-N-astaursh'm [/-N-'s child]
Plarm (DUN TAEK MI NAME!!)

I am only planning on having two (more) children. Some of those will have to settle for middle names.
Of course, the infamous Mona and Lisa twins at my old school are really bad ones.

What are the most disgusting names you can think of and would never inflict on a child but at the same time would find absolutely hysterical to name your kid? [/deliberate run-on sentence]

EDIT: Brackets are my friends.

Sorry this is my excuse to post names I WANT to name my children.

Sofia
Alex (boy or girl)
Leonardo
Alice
Alana
Gabriel
Diego
Chloe

YEY!!


I loved the name Gabrielle until my mum's friend had a daughter named Gabrielle. That kid is a bitch.
EDIT: Hahaha, I didn't even notice that Gabriel was on your list. Excellent boy name.

If it's a boy, I'll name him Thomas the sequel.
If it's a girl, I'll name her Octatron 3.

If he's a boy, I'll name him Jet Jaguar.
If she's a girl, I'll name her Charlie, or Persephanie, or Tillie

For a boy, Ballerina Sparkle.

The lasts three posts made me rofl. <3

"Thomas the sequel" is gold.

Optimus Prime? That was Dane Cooke's idea. Ha.....

girl-Trinity
guy-Owen

Culo Sano. FOR SERIOUS.
I love it.

My friend wants to name his children
Dante
Lokie
Eve

and

Kayne Farmer

Phoenix, Lorelei, Dahlia, Lena, Aislin, Tawni
Tristan, Aiden, Daro, Draco, Damien


hah, just a few names i like...lol.

Hahahahaha, I'd kill you if you were my mother.

Daro. Ugh.

I hate children so I will most likely have zero but I have pondered names.
Girl: Zero, Mika, Wednesday Harla
Boy: Nexus, Boy, Dante or Phi

i like the name jessica for a girl and chris for a guy

ill prolly leave the nameing of my kids to my wife... lol.

Marcuccio

Tibalt

my friend wants to name her kids Asholi and Fookya also i forgot Doomass

Girl Names I Like:
antoinette
veronique
roxanne
melanie
scalet
delilah
julia
madison
penelope

and i'd alsotry to name my girl(s) with at least one of the names from my closest relatives; geneva, kay, adrienne

and as for boy names:

kurt
ashton
ethan
landon
ryan
jacob
mark
alec

what to choose, what to choose........

Doombreeder, Widowmaker or Ragnarok.

Actually I'll probably just name my kid Joshua, after his father. No idea for a girl though.

When I saw this thread I tought about Gina's crappy names for their kids.

Mines are better:

For Girl:
Raquel
Gabrielle
Michelle
Danielle
Gina
Galilea

For a Boy:
MUDKIP.

Naming a child Elvis can't be very good. I mean, how would they get through school without those goofballs coming to them saying crap like "Can I have your autograph?" or "I thought you died a couple decades ago!"

Oh! Oh! This one is BAD. Try going through life named Xelmorphious. (It's a name I made up for my custom character on my friend's Soul Caliber III XD)

There was a blind kid @ my school named Elvis. He was annoying.

ahhahaha i know.
i have a feeling that is how i am going to die.
dude, seriously though those names are improvements.
i used to have list that was worse.
buwhawhawhahawhawhawhawhaw.


edit: i would also like to add Rosencrantz and Guildenstern to the list :]

for twin girls:Fuke yu and fuke mee
gotta love those asian names XD

boy - trent or brent. ive loved those two for foreverr.
girl - i really like brooke. but itll probably change.

Too bad you totally yoinked that from a movie.

Jyour face.

or dhyanjot

For a boy: Jouichirou-Tetsuharu. It's the most AZN sounding name I can think of. It will amuse me so much to have my little white kid with a giant AZN name.

For a girl: Latoya or Shanequa

OMG 1 wOUld nam them BOTH ANT0NY AND IaAN! aHAHAH

Wunderboy and Wundergirl

LOL.



wow. that is such a long japanese name

For a boy: Zezé,Jean,Tristan or Mikael.
For a girl: Kara,Janis,Celiné or Ninâ.

For a girl: Alyssa Joy, Lori, or Alexandria
For a boy: Lucas, Chris, or Declan

For some reason, I like the name Shaylin for a girl.
Haven't decided on too many boy names yet.

Crystal
Henry
Benjamin
Michelle

I was going to name my kids so their initials spelt out words that made me laugh because most people just hear your first and last initials, so it doesn't really matter; but for official things like your passport and stuff you'd have words spelt out. It'd just make me laugh to think somewhere someone else was laughing at my kids name just like me.
B.I.T.C.H was a favourite for a long time.

Robin, thats my favourite name at the moment. for a byo or a girl. for a second name it would have to be Thomas

HAHAHAHAHA

Ragnarok is mine.

Oh Ami, that's perfect!
You could give them ridiculous names that would be funny as initials or as like J. Nsilentbob so that they're funny lots of ways. This requires more thought than I anticipated.
I want my name to be J Nsilentbob. <3
Now just to find a guy with that last name...

Anobviouslyinnocentperson... So if they had to go to court the judge would say 'today we are trying Anobviouslyinnocentperson'...

teehee, I love Woodley... and Lano too I guess...

I love that one! Lano = my baby daddy. It would be Frank but I'd rather my kids have him as an uncle. Uncle Frank. <3


That's brilliant. He'd be so Wazn, and she'd be a Wigger. <33


Quoted for laffs.

Boy: Jesus, Jericho, Judas, Joaquin, Jackoff, Jellitan, Judge Judy.

Girl: Ashell, Janey-Bofoney, Bi-atch, Paulita, Wee.

Boy: Bimbo, Bello, Flipper, Barry Manilow, Speedy, Boy George or something
Girl: Waldtraut, Bruce, Bob, Adolf, Fotze, Hulk, Spiderman, Poweranger or something

I'd just love to be able to have this discussion in my life.

STRANGER: Wow, cute baby! What's his name?
ME: It's baby Jesus.


AHAHAHAHAHA, you're even worse than me!

Han Solo

Velma.

Daughter: Foobs.
Son: Spaedin.

My new favourites.

Hahahaha


I think I may call my kid booboo... <3

And the other kittyfuck?

HAHAHAHAHA!

sure why not? hahaha

YOU'D BETTER!

Or you don't get to be auntie RockBand.
I'll take away your custody and visitation rights.

='(...

But it has to spelt KittyF*ck I've decided...




Oh these poor children.