EDIT: That heading is supposed to say "Been Fucked over.." Damn shitty keyboard.

Why don't you just disregard everything in this thread? Why take it seriously? Nobody else will.

I want your stories and tips for spotting liars. I will edit them in.
CHAT/MSN:
- Constantly agrees with you
- Asks you your asl first and then says "OMG me too!" or something. If you say "asl" first they will say "no you first".
- Takes a long time to reply. (in my experience means they are choosing their wording to sound the least suspicious)
- Constantly makes jokes about internet predators eg "Aren't you glad I"m not a dirty old man LOL!"
- Pushes you for cyber and if refused, will get rude. Sometimes will take it back in the hopes of getting cyber after all.
- Describes themselves as perfect, young, fit, and tall with long perfect hair and beautiful brown eyes you can see into their soul with, etc etc.
- Is overly nice and seems pushy.

FORUMS:
Harder to pick, but you can definitely do it.
- Posts pictures of models and says it's them.
- Constantly wants people's approval and to make bestest friends.
- Makes sexual innuendos that start as jokes and get creepier every time.

I'm not sure what else to say. But add your own hints and stories. People should know the signs before they send pics and give home addresses and shit.
K go.

uhh...why are you trying to maintain relationships with people online?

What do you mean? I'm talking about friends. I don't care if they lie necessarily, but if you send your nudes or files or whatever to them they could put it over the internet.
Or they could send you a virus, or have access to personal information. Stalk you, so on.
I just think it would be cool for people to share their experiences.

Also I think some of the greatest people I know I met through/talk to on the internet.

That's kind of sad...the last sentence that is.

Pfft. Why should distance mean you can't be friends?
And I didn't say I ONLY have friends on the internet, but a lot of them I really do care about. I have a lot of friends, but because I've moved around so much it's hard to stay in contact with them.
Sometimes it's cool to have buddies on the other side of the world tell you what's going on there.
People don't think penpals are wrong? Why should MSN be wrong? It's the same thing.

just dont be a slut over the internet, wait till your married and had children. by that time no one will want to "cyber" with you

Ah geez.
Why can't anyone actually be serious about it? I'm not saying I do any of that shit. Damn guys.
There's a lot of younger naiive people on here. Gimme a break ok? I'm trying to help.


*cries and bangs head on wall*

eehm maybe dont send nudes at all?

UGH!!
I HAVEN'T ever sent nudes. I don't even have nudes.
Jesus.
Please either participate like I asked or go away. If the thread is so useless, fucking delete it, I don't care.

Honestly u only get "fuked" oon the net if u go onto dogey forums....U DESERVE IT!

STFU and send me those bewbie pics, bitch.

Kag caught in the act:


Cybar hoe!!

BUSTED






and you too.

That is edited! Lies! the a and gay aren't even aligned!

oops

i have a friend who likes tlking to girls on the internet and lieing to them

he will do the "me too!" thing after they say their asl

it annoys me

duhhh...etc

FINE.
Delete/close the thread, whatever.
I can't do it, so one of you can.
Bubye now.

don't close the thread because some people aren't taking it seriously... There's always gunna be someone who thinks ANY thread is a stupid idea...

I love when people ask you for pics then you ask the them to show you a pic and they say something like "Oh my camera is broken" or "oh my camera is at my friends house" or "oh my camera is out of battery
or "oh I dont have any" after they said they did

So true lol

Look when I said that I meant it, kaysies?


I really don't have a camera though and I've only got one shitty picture of me from 3 years ago that I had to cut my sister out of.

Or when they have a picture, but then it has a watermark in the corner. Especially bad when the says "trannysluts.net".

rofl.

i love that shit when some chicks like, yea im a model...

and it says like

www.model-babes.net

on the bottom

When I played fucking neopets I got hacked about 5 times.

And i had about 500k. Damnit.

Playing neopets is something nobody should ever admit to.
EVER.

Awww, you poor bunny. Don't cry.

I'm a Jew Tortuga ftw.

People lie all the time on the internet which is why I generally don't trust anyone over the internet except a few people that I actually know they're generally telling the truth. Like my buddy Marty who I met through a friend [that Iknow in person] that knows him in person, plus I've met him a few times.
Then again everyone lies about something.

Uh, I don't really talk to anyone online that I haven't met somewhere else before (i.e. on Smosh). So I have no advice. Sorry.

The only thing I ever lied about was my age, gender, nationality, sexual preference, hair colour, thoughts, and my absolute loathing for every single person on smosh.
Other than that, you can completely trust me.

*coughI'maHermaphroditecough*

yup i was on a chatroom after complete bordom jus talkin 2 random ppl i became close to ths dude who told me he was 15 n we would txt n stuff...basically he turned out 2b a 40 year old pedo who wanted to meet up n shit lke tht bt obviously im not tht stupid lol...so in the end i had 2 change my num

online relationships will never work .... never .... if you whant somethin` serious just go out ..... heave a REAL life not CYBER ..... i even heard about CYBER sex .... lol

You have down syndrome. Why would you give out your number to a random guy you met on a chat room?


What? You even heard about cyber sex? What are you talking about?

yeas i did, i know it`s strange , they heave some king of costumes , it`s like a freak show lol

K 1: That's roleplaying cyber.
2: If anyone is stupid enough to do that shit, they deserve to be stalked and murdered. Idiots.

i HATE the popups that are like "want to know if you are a jeolous person or not"<or something like that> and in the end you end up paying 20 bucks without you even knowing...those bastards

If you clicked something that asks a fucking stupid question like that, you deserve to lose 20 bucks.
If you're a jealous person, I'm sure you would know. Jealousy's a feeling, not a habit you can have without knowing or whatever.
That's like clicking on a link that says "Do you want to know if you smell?"
"Do you want to know if you showered this morning?"
"Do you want to know if you like ABBA?"

that's probably true but i was really bored and it had pretty colors

lmao
Well that excuses it then.

I found out someone has been telling me lies, today. I've been talking to her for like, 2 years now on the internet. I'm not sure why she lied to me, I mean it's not as if I know her in real life and will stop talking to her because she's really fat and 25 instead of average and 19 and doesn't really have a boyfriend. Dude, people stop lying. It's okay to lie if you like, are attracted to sex with animals or something. But no one cares if you're a fat social leper on the internet. Seriously, as long as you're interesting to talk to I don't give a shit.

I think I just ranted. I'm not sure if it was a rant. The end.

I don't think it's wrong to have friends on internet..
Sometimes you just want to share stuff with people you don't know rather than with your friends in real life.. At least I do.
I just hate it when people pretend to be someone else, you talk to that person thinking that you're talking to the person he/she claims to be and then later you find out you've been talking to a retard who doesn't even have a life on internet. I hate those people..
I also had an old ugly guy on msn and he always said things like "You're beautiful" n stuff. He was such a creep. He did show me a picture of his, don't know if it was him or another random guy, but it was butt-ugly. So I blocked him. Ass.

cheeky fucker! i was actually talking to that dude for 2 years! n didnt give my num out straight away. oh well...yes i know i shouldnt have done it! but whats happened has happened

This dude like added me on msn, and he logged on, and said "Hi" and im like "uh, hi" hes like "do you have a webcam?" i said "yea?" he said "do oyu like cybersex?" and im like. BLOCK.

the end.
(and the Jew Tortugas raped him)

That happend to me once. BLOCK. lol

That happened to me once. YES PLZ. lol.

You sound like a whore innit.

no, but when i used to play maple story, i was stalked and almost online raped by this creepy chik

Yeah, they'll do that.

YANGALANGALANGA.

I'm a lying bastard.

Mels got screwed over lots lately.