A car drove up to my school during a very serious test and started playing temperature really loud. We all got up and danced. Ahahah. So what about you?

Some kids superimposed the vice principals' faces on lemonparty.jpg and made like 500 copies. They dropped them off of the 2nd floor balcony during passing period.

This girl in my class tripped my friend, Abe, during History. He landed with a loud thud, since we were on the second floor. Everybody was pointing and laughing at him. He even started laughing. Hahaha!

Two schoolmates did a film project of our teachers singing and dancing to Kelis's "Milkshakes."
VERSION 1: http://youtube.com/watch?v=wo-vHR_z1xQ
VERSION 2: http://youtube.com/watch?v=GJc-bRvgizc

Haha, nice.

my freidn savannah last year was only wearing sweats in pe instead of shorts, and she wasnt wearing underwear while she descided to try to jump the hurtle and her pants got caught

funnyest thing that happend to me was
when me and two friends

skipped 4 period to go to a drama play.

i dont rmemebr why.

but we got caught but we ran away and they never found us.

alot of funny stuff happend.
i rmemeber me and a huge gang of people bought condoms and dropped themm off the seond story during the final bell for school to end. we had over 300 condoms.
alost got arrested.

lol this one time we had a sub and we did the regulars coughing farting noises ect so me and my friends decided to go up to her and ask for a dance she laughed and she....well how can i put it she grabbed my friends ear and took him to the hall way and my other friend said "hey baby come back and grind with me" i was cracking up cause she was..well a a very mean lady we got a class detetion lol so glad i am a jock cause the pricipal doesn't care what we do

oh!!! i forgot the best one we were in an old bat's class she doesn't care what you do and to slus were going at it so the hole class was like jerry jerry jerry and so my friend got up and did what jerry does and asked questions and one kid was like yeah the slut in the pink...and so on i can't remember what they were in a fight about but any way he came up to me and i was like hey baby i came here to get my jerry beads aand i took off my shirt and was running around class and our teacher was astounded

Lol, true story, we always used to say put a fat tre at half past on tuesday in the morning, and everyone in the class went along with it it was first period, tuesday, and at half past we all grabbed our books and did a tre on them at halfpast it was the funniest thing ever.

One time, my teacher, friends, and I went to fetch supplies from another classroom and walked out to the hallway. We saw our male classmate leaning against the wall and making out with a girl.
Teacher: Raphael? You're supposed to be in class!
Raphel (pushes girl away): I was about too, but she pushed and pinned me against the wall and put her mouth on mine! I couldn't resist, she's that hot!

this isn't really funny for me but we were having sex ed in school and the teacher blew up a condom then let it go.....
it flew around the room the hit me right in the middle of my forehead...
everybody was laughing at me

Oh my I am so doing that in my last week of school.

I'd do it sooner but it'll get traced to me in a second.

When Daniel squeezed a tube of lipgloss into Hayley's hair in grade 11... When Emma dived into the bushes headfirst in Film and TV, needless to say we got it on camera... When Paul tripped and fell face first into the garden... Anytime we had the Teacher's Talent Show... When the guys were all sitting on the railing, then you hear a 'CRACK', turn around and they've broken the railing and are all on the ground. Just a few.

Similar to DespisedIcon's story

Some guy made like 1000 copies of a poster of our indian teacher, putting on like a fake outfit and wig on him and wrote something really funny in hindi under it, can't remember what it meant.
And a group of students went around town sticking it on every single tree and wall, i laughed like crazy when i first saw it. It was also given out in classes when the teachers werent lookin

Nobodys found out which guy did it

i slipped over a wet leaf about the size of an acorn and it hurt

The current graduating grade plans on releasing 3 turkeys with the numbers 1,2 and 4 in several locations within the school grounds.

i was called "alphonse".. they thought i was from tv or something..
i hate this metal around my body.

We killed a teacher

i was at this away from home type of school thing for a week and i shared this cabin with my friends. well one night the girls smelled something funny and they relixe it was a skunk i woke up because i heard screaming, but i couldn't smell anything because i got sick so i just went along with everybody grabbed my sleeping bag and slept in the front hall. we woke up and went back into the room to grab our clothes and we found our friend lunden still sleeping. she said she smelled soemthing but figured it was just selena who farted during the night because we had pasta for dinner. it was so funny. but i still couldn't smell anything. so as i went home i wasnt sick anymore and i took out all my clothes and it smelled like skunk.it was really bad because my friends did it on purpose.

its when my friend jeffrey was riding his bike after school, then this kid in a special class room crashed into him, jeffrey was agonizing so hard that his eyes look azn ( and that says a lot because hes black ), later he called me and said he got a bruise near his "urinal organs."

that didnt happen but if it did then w0w

we all through our binders off the front outside balcony of the school on the last day

there were papers everywhere and shit

and we all ripped our names off the corners of the papers so they wouldnt catch us, all of us but Matt and he got caught and had to clean up the mess of 16 poeple

this was in sex ed when the teacher was talkin about condoms.

teacher: if your planning on having sex before marriage use protection.
my friend chris jokeing: huh!?!
Teacher: a condom
Chris looking around awkwardly: whats that.
Everyone starts laughing
Teacher: kids... kids... don't make fun of him.

she didn't know he was joking

One of the funniest things was that some people brought trees onto the courtyard and stacked the benches and tables on top of each other. It was for Senior Prank.

[size=2]probobley falling asleep in class, then sleep talking about the guy i liked...apparentley everyone stopped and just listened, hahahah[size=5]

are you kidding me thats hilarious!

Thats not funny =(

he he he, well, i fell asleep in class, and apparentley i was talking about the guy i liked, and the whole class just stopped and listened, and when i woke up, nobody said anything! and i only found out like a week later, hahahaha.

HAHAHAHAH
I'M SORRY IT'S TOO FUNNY NOT TO LAUGH.
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

one time before school and old man didnt pay attention and drove his car thruough a gate.its funny cos there was a walkway below so his car was tilted like leaning on a wall
i have pictures on my phone XD

1. my friend bent down to pick up a pen and i charged into him. he went flying. it was funny.

2. my teacher tried to say "Coach" but said "Cooch"

ummm i was in history class and i hate this guy so to make him pissed i wouldnt listen and he finally snaped wen i did one of his test on purpose and he yelled in my face while ill chuckled in his face, then he went to throw it out in the trash and he kept on messing up my last name and i had to be a smartass and say it right to him....par-mar-ter...hows that hard?

the funniest thing that happened to me was when my teacher missed school..and in Portugal your not alaud to leave the school till 12.30...
i tried to squeez my self through the bars that "en prison" us in school and got stuck...me and my friends ( they where on the other side w8ing for me) start laughing ... Stupid but funny

My friend got dared to run across the roof and she did it. And then she jumped down right outside a teacher's office.
Very funny. The whole things on video somewhere...

was she hot -- lol

anyway the funnyest thing that happened was when this girl - tamirin - she was so fucking hto. i mean like "holy-fuck-that-is-some-hot-ass" type girl. she was in some sort of school production (she was abotu grade 11.) so she had soem sort of dance to do and she slipped on the acctual performance and her skirt wripped. she stood up and she was wearing this thong and was like "oh shit" and ran of the stage in the middle of the play. everybody was liike "WTF - Holy shit that was hot!"

LOL
funny times

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha.

I was in the hall and i was walking with my friend steven and hes so short so he pulled up his basketball shorts REALLY high and he moved his glasses up to the end of his nose and did a strut down the hall and started rapping some song and the principle walked by and gave him this really weird look

during lunch my m8 bought this huge cookie that didnt fit in his pocket for the walk back the the school building
so he ended up saying
and i apologise for this
"oh man, u stupid cunt! get down my trousers!"

My classmates wraped our geography teacher into the curtain and kicked her ass.

Well, my first post was the funniest, but when my classmates and I were waiting for the teacher to come to class, one guy stood on top of his chair and set the clock foward 15 mins, enough so the teacher won't get suspicious about the time change.
Everyday, we get off class 15 mins. early than everyone else. The teacher didn't notice until a few days before school ended.

I drew a funny drawing and showed it to my friend, and we started laughing so much that we had to leave the classroom, we didn´t return before the schoolday was over.

I wish my school was this fun, Im only a freshmen I got 3 years left....

got hit in the head with a metal bat flipped over hit my head on the bmailbox and fell right on the concrete
i wus actualy laughing

Uh, they're probably referring to Alphonse "Al" Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist.

Or were you kidding?

Well maybe not the funniest but this is the only thing I can remember:

A report on Orlando Bloom:

He's alergic to penisbutter, uhm I mean peanutbutter.

in r.e. the teacher opened the door to let us in and then went somewhere to get something so one of the girls hid under her desk. the teacher came back in, sat down an started the lesson. about a minute later the girl grabbed her leg, the teacher jumped up and screamed it was really funny. also someone stole that same teachers shoe an put it on a really high window ledge (talkin like 10 foot). she couldn't get it back cos she's really small, harsh, but vey funny.

We have this crack head teacher than always says "Shhhhhhhh". So whenever she does we yell "Loud noises". It's quite fun.

This girl started screaming and jumpping up and down...alot of people were lifting up there legs because they thought it was a mouse then the teacher started screaming so the rest of the class did and no one knew why they were screaming...it ended up being a moth and this was in the middle of a test and everyone just strated to laugh....the classes beside us came cuz they thought we were dieing

lmao.

This one kid named Cisco (mental issues) chased the most popular cheerleader around the school and scared her almost to death !!!

It was so hilarious, all the jocks were laughing.

hi! its when my friends from high school, start to scream on english class and call my teacher bitch, slut, dickhead and stuff (kevin was the most crazy there)... then she turn around and hit kevin with his notebook on his head... he just lost his mind and got out of the classroom and went to the principal's office and told her everything jaja it was so funny because the principal didn't do anything and he got a week without go to the school as punishment... he lost againts my english teacher jaja :D

i <3 u kevin (K) :wub:

>> RaIzA xD