Promo #1
[spoiler]Promo #1[/spoiler]

Promo #2
[spoiler]I'm not a man of many words. I'm not here to brag about how badly I'm going to pound my opponent (even though I definitely will). It's just not my style. I'm not here to tell my fans what they should and shouldn't do either. That's their parents' job. If them want a life of promiscuity and illegal substances then who am I to stop them?

I guess if I were to be that person, I would have to say my oponent doesn't stand a chance. I'm going to filet his ass cheeks and feed them to Satan. That's right, I will feed him to Satan. My opponent definitely chose the wrong tournament to enter. Here is a list of things he would enjoy more than what I'm going to put him through:

Sky-diving into a volcano.
Being punched in the mind.
Having a sexual encounter with Shaq.
Watching porn with his parents.
Watching a porn of his parents.
Having more than one penis, but only one functional (and never remembering which one).

Ok, never mind the list. All those things will be inflicted upon him. Again, this is only what I would say if I indulged in lesser forms of entertainment, intimidation by truth. I'm basically going to fuck him in the heart. [/spoiler]

Promo #3
[spoiler]Hey this is the champ here and I’m here to tell you that WHEN I make it to the final round I will absolutely annihilate my douche-bag opponent and cause him to cry like a little girl and run back to his mommy. My favourite thing about this is that he made it this far just to be beat down by me in the most humiliating style. If he thinks he can stand a chance against me then he is sadly mistaken. I will rip out his eyes and then I will rip out his balls. Then I will put his eyes in his ball sack and stick his balls in his eyeholes! That’s the kind of pain I will be bringing to this challenge, and he will feel the full extent of it. I’m gonna make his head ASPLODE! Everything I do to him will be so hardcore that it will melt his insides and he’ll be puking up his own guts. He’ll be screaming for his life by the time I’m through with him. The only thing I have to do to get there is beat this HO in the semi-finals, which should be painfully easy considering my opponent is a prissy little bitch that can’t take a beating. I’m probably going to just rip out his Adam’s apple and eat it with some marinara sauce. After that I’ll take a crap on his grave and use his tongue as toilet paper! Them boys better be watchin’ their hides cause I’m coming and I’m gonna be bringing a huge can o’ whoopass! I’m gonna make them wish they never joined this challenge or even existed for that matter! Then finally all their base are belong to us! AND THAT’S WHY THEY CALL ME THE CHAMP![/spoiler]

Promo #4
[spoiler]Currently Imma chargin mah lazer. If Leepay challenges me in the Semi-final round, Imma gonna fire mah lazer at him.



That is all. [/spoiler]

VOTING ENDS AT THE USUAL DEADLINE TIME (11:59PM, Alberta Time)

...the fuck

this is gay


but number 1

HAHAHAHAAHAH French monster FTW.

Thanks for your completely unnecessary and predictable opinion.

No problem Foobs, I really am excited to see the outcome of this contest. I believe the French Monster has a very compelling chance at winning this and taking the gold. What do you think Foobs?

I think if all your posts were this relevant and well written you would have a quarter of the post count you have now and few or no warns.

How does the voting work? like what if everyone votes for one person and like, 2 of the members get only like, 5 votes? Its like everyone is against eachother, IONNO, the voting system makes no sense.

You need to make 2 seperate polls

I made it this way to keep the identities secret a little better, even though it's not as secret as I'd hoped. It'll be fine.

Grips is obvious, but what im saying, its like, instead of Stellan vs FD, its like, Stellan vs. Everyone in some way. Like you can only vote once, like I can vote for stellan, but between Leepay and Grip, you cant vote, and me voting for stellan does nothing for leepay vs grip except unable me to vote for one of them for there side of the semi final.

I'm not stupid, I know what you mean, but that's how I wanted it.

STFU


Crazy French Monster has an advantage because unlike other smosh members, he is a crazy french monster.

How do any of you know who to vote for anyways? Isn't it supposed to be anyonymous? Are people telling....WEAK

Uhhk #1.

I voted for Leepay, because it is the best. Obviously.

LMAO LANA.

As they say in ze France, adios, Stellan.

n° 1
prolly cause I didn't feel like reading and it was funny as hell ;[

what if you think they are all bad?

1

then dont vote?

NUMBA 2

It was the only one which made me actually laugh.

BAHAHAHAHA @ Gripster's.

Did everyone tell you which one was theirs or something? Why does everyone call them by name if they are hidden names?

I really didn't expect anyone to keep it secret...

This is ridiculous now... This was a good challenge, until names were given out andgripster put a picture of his opponent into his.

This whole tournament is ridiculous... I regret wasting my time with it.

It wasn't your fault. You just have too much faith on members of this site. I'm glad I participated.

What...it was NOT a waste of time. Don't be stupid, just finish the competition!!!!






































Pussy.

I love how it's completely obvious who's each one is.

Sorry. Forgot we couldn't do that. I thought the point of this was to talk about your opponent. I really don't give a fuck. If everybody is just going to whine and bitch and complain, then I'll just quit this fucking thing.

i liked number 1

I'm pretty sure what's making this tournament less fun is the CONSTANT whining. Instead of just letting a stupid internet game go by, someone has to relentlessly bitch about every God-damn thing until it just becomes retarded. Foobs did have too much faith in the people on this site. He thought they would want to have some fun. People are taking this fucking thing way to seriously.

I'm not taking it way too seriously but I did write mine through text messages from an airport so I guess I put effort into it and didn't mention any names like I was intructed not to. It seems to me like you do all the biching you want and then when somene else "bitches" you say it's whining. In my opinion, members of this site can't be trusted to vote honestly. People vote for their friends and that's all I'm saying. We all compete and we all would like to win. I'm sorry but it's in my nature to be competitive. It's human nature, whether online or not. I just think it would be more fair to get outside judges.

But whatever... I think it's easy to try and make someone else sound pathetic by saying they care about an online event when you clearly do too.

mmm if everyone was voting for friends number 1 wouldn't be pwning so hard.

I voted Promo #1.

And I have no idea who it is.

People who aren't familiar with any of the contestants vote for #1 because they're all too lazy to read anything.

Yea, I guess it is true, But the video is pretty awesome, I like it more than the written ones.

I assume #1 isn't one of your friends then?

Don't bullshit me.

#1 is the only one to make a video, an addition that i also think is unfair. Especially after I announced I'd spend the day at an airpoirt and busted my ass to make a TEXT promo like I was instructed to.

No I have never even talked to number 1 before and I voted for him. Everyone was allowed to make a video so STFU, he just did and in result of that he's kicking all of your ass'

I'm not going to stfu cuz you're retarded. The video option was added after i was clearly gone and unable to change my entry. How fair is that?

Kids don't like reading.

Your fault you were gone, and yea of course a public poll people are just gonna look at the video not wanna read and then vote.

number 1 FTW!!!

And why do you think I suggested having official judges and not a public poll?

If from the beginning the challenge had been a video, I'd understand but changing it after one of the contestants announces that he will be leaving is unfair and NOT my fault.

You just backed up my point by saying that a public poll is unfair.

I'm done arguing we're just making Foobs more mad, I thought the tournament was fun while I was around, I enjoyed the challenges, I didn't write a story to try to get back in because I was playing a game all day haha, and I really didn't feel like writing a story =/ fairly good topic on that one though. and that is my view on the tourney.

GRRR! FOOBS ANGRY!

Don't worry about that poll. I'm done for now.