Exsiss
Jul. 11, 2007. 09:44 AM
I had to call the cops last weekend and it got my wondering about what kind of other stories people have for calling the cops. So post your 911 stories here.
Buttchin
Jul. 11, 2007. 09:45 AM
i had to call 911 because my dad fell off the roof.
Devine8039
Jul. 11, 2007. 09:46 AM
my stepmom called the cops on my brother

bitch
toreen
Jul. 11, 2007. 09:46 AM
My grandma tripped and fell and couldn't get up because she injured some body part I forgot.
73h-m1n64
Jul. 11, 2007. 09:47 AM
I had to call to get my friend on a stretcher he punctured a lung.
OhHowClichexx
Jul. 11, 2007. 09:47 AM
well what was your story?
I was with my friend in preschool and we called the cops on her Mickey Mouse phone and started talking to them. They then showed up at her house...we didn't know :[
Exsiss
Jul. 11, 2007. 09:51 AM
QUOTE(Devine8039 @ Jul. 11, 2007. 12:45 PM) [snapback]456671[/snapback]
my stepmom called the cops on my brother

bitch
Yah, but the whole point is to tell us WHY. Haha.
QUOTE(73h-m1n64 @ Jul. 11, 2007. 12:46 PM) [snapback]456675[/snapback]
I had to call to get my friend on a stretcher he punctured a lung.
How did he do that?
Kag
Jul. 11, 2007. 10:00 AM
we ring 112 over here.
and ive never done it.
youbetterthanjackass
Jul. 11, 2007. 10:02 AM
QUOTE(Kag @ Jul. 11, 2007. 09:00 PM) [snapback]456710[/snapback]
we ring 112 over here.
and ive never done it.
same here
wooooooooooo !!!!
Devine8039
Jul. 11, 2007. 10:02 AM
QUOTE(Exsiss @ Jul. 11, 2007. 01:50 PM) [snapback]456685[/snapback]
QUOTE(Devine8039 @ Jul. 11, 2007. 12:45 PM) [snapback]456671[/snapback]
my stepmom called the cops on my brother

bitch
Yah, but the whole point is to tell us WHY. Haha.
QUOTE(73h-m1n64 @ Jul. 11, 2007. 12:46 PM) [snapback]456675[/snapback]
I had to call to get my friend on a stretcher he punctured a lung.
How did he do that?
id rather not tell a whole bunch of people i dont know.
[spoiler] he stole her credit card number [/spoiler]
73h-m1n64
Jul. 11, 2007. 10:04 AM
QUOTE(Exsiss @ Jul. 11, 2007. 01:50 PM) [snapback]456685[/snapback]
QUOTE(73h-m1n64 @ Jul. 11, 2007. 12:46 PM) [snapback]456675[/snapback]
I had to call to get my friend on a stretcher he punctured a lung.
How did he do that?
He was running down the stairs tripped, fell, his rib broke and poked his lung.
Rodro
Jul. 11, 2007. 10:04 AM
I dont know where to call when trouble is near. So I'll just walk away D: hahaha
schyler nicole
Jul. 11, 2007. 10:05 AM
when i was little i tricked my neighbor [who was 3] to call the police.
then they showed up. lol. but i was like 6, so ...
youbetterthanjackass
Jul. 11, 2007. 10:05 AM
QUOTE(Rodro @ Jul. 11, 2007. 09:04 PM) [snapback]456720[/snapback]
I dont know where to call when trouble is near. So I'll just walk away D: hahaha

))))))
lol man , i almost suffered some internal bleedin cuz f you
Shahar
Jul. 11, 2007. 10:10 AM
oh lol
in israel

= 100

= 101

= 102
playonwords
Jul. 11, 2007. 10:10 AM
when my sister fainted we had to call.
then one time i was babysitting my brother and he called 911, and the cops showed up and i had to deal with them, that was stressful.
and i think there was another time, but i can't really remember it at the moment 0_o
The world is yours
Jul. 11, 2007. 10:11 AM
my brother was playing on his toy phone, he called 911 on it and it worked

☻
73h-m1n64
Jul. 11, 2007. 10:13 AM
QUOTE(The world is yours @ Jul. 11, 2007. 02:11 PM) [snapback]456736[/snapback]
my brother was playing on his toy phone, he called 911 on it and it worked

☻
No it didn't.
rainydaze
Jul. 11, 2007. 10:17 AM
I've never called it. once when i was like 5 my sister, my neighbor and i wer playing in my front lawn and my sister fell and smashed her chin off of something and got knocked unconscious and my mom called 911...thats about the closest ive been
[[.Ami.Rose.]]
Jul. 11, 2007. 10:29 AM
I almost called 999 when my step-brother was beating up his girlfriend, but I was terrified he'd hear me and come upstairs for me instead so I text my friend asking her to. Then his girlfriend ran away so I told her not to worry about it.
Exsiss
Jul. 11, 2007. 10:40 AM
QUOTE(Shahar @ Jul. 11, 2007. 01:10 PM) [snapback]456733[/snapback]
oh lol
in israel

= 100

= 101

= 102

In the USA 911 calls all three of them. And almost always the fire department turns up first because there are just SO many fires to put out. And then they just stand around like idiots because they can't really do anything.
And do your ambulances really have David's Star on them?
GRRiliketotype
Jul. 11, 2007. 04:01 PM
i called it on the toilet once.
not because i was having any trouble or anything...just because i was in the bathroom and i was like prank calling people and so i called 911.
i was like 5
i guess the cops came, too
schyler nicole
Jul. 11, 2007. 04:04 PM
oh, and my same neighbors brother [5] locked himself in the potty, so the popos came and broke the lock. haha.
gina
Jul. 11, 2007. 04:05 PM
i saw a dead man on the side of the road when i was coming home from the mall. scariest shit ive ever witnessed in my life.
dbhman
Jul. 11, 2007. 04:06 PM
I had to call the cops cause I raped someone. I thought it would be a good idea to start a police chase.
gina
Jul. 11, 2007. 04:07 PM
QUOTE(dbhman @ Jul. 11, 2007. 07:05 PM) [snapback]457556[/snapback]
I had to call the cops cause I raped someone. I thought it would be a good idea to start a police chase.
quit posting like a damn noob!
dbhman
Jul. 11, 2007. 04:08 PM
QUOTE(gina @ Jul. 11, 2007. 07:06 PM) [snapback]457560[/snapback]
QUOTE(dbhman @ Jul. 11, 2007. 07:05 PM) [snapback]457556[/snapback]
I had to call the cops cause I raped someone. I thought it would be a good idea to start a police chase.
quit posting like a damn noob!
Im sorry. i get bored and i can't help it.
ungrantedxwish
Jul. 11, 2007. 04:10 PM
QUOTE(gina @ Jul. 11, 2007. 07:04 PM) [snapback]457551[/snapback]
i saw a dead man on the side of the road when i was coming home from the mall. scariest shit ive ever witnessed in my life.
Jesus!
I got in a car accident when my dad was driving me and my brother to the pool, and the people we were picking up called 911. I never dialed it myself though.
I almost called the nonemergency police at work once because some creepy drunk rapist-looking man wouldn't leave, but I just talked to him for like..an hour and eventually convinced him to leave by paying him like, a dollar. Anyone else that works there would have called the cops, but no, I just sat there and listened to him talk about his balls and how his son is a druggie and he lost his job. Interesting experience to say the least.
-N-
Jul. 11, 2007. 04:19 PM
QUOTE(Exsiss @ Jul. 11, 2007. 09:39 PM) [snapback]456797[/snapback]
QUOTE(Shahar @ Jul. 11, 2007. 01:10 PM) [snapback]456733[/snapback]
oh lol
in israel

= 100

= 101

= 102

In the USA 911 calls all three of them. And almost always the fire department turns up first because there are just SO many fires to put out. And then they just stand around like idiots because they can't really do anything.
And do your ambulances really have David's Star on them?
Yes they do, In Israel ambulances are called magen david adom which means red david's star actually.
And police here is 100 and I never called them.
dbhman
Jul. 11, 2007. 04:21 PM
QUOTE(-N- @ Jul. 11, 2007. 07:19 PM) [snapback]457599[/snapback]
QUOTE(Exsiss @ Jul. 11, 2007. 09:39 PM) [snapback]456797[/snapback]
QUOTE(Shahar @ Jul. 11, 2007. 01:10 PM) [snapback]456733[/snapback]
oh lol
in israel

= 100

= 101

= 102

In the USA 911 calls all three of them. And almost always the fire department turns up first because there are just SO many fires to put out. And then they just stand around like idiots because they can't really do anything.
And do your ambulances really have David's Star on them?
Yes they do, In Israel ambulances are called magen david adom which means red david's star actually.
And police here is 100 and I never called them.
Why does it look like the fireman is holding the tale of a stereotypically drawn satan?
Kristandex
Jul. 11, 2007. 04:23 PM
I called a few times.
Once when my little brother fell and needed stitches.
Another time I fainted on the floow and couldn't move at all, so I called my mom and 911.
Another time when my grandma fell and I couldn't get her up, and she broke a bone.
-N-
Jul. 11, 2007. 04:26 PM
QUOTE(dbhman @ Jul. 12, 2007. 03:21 AM) [snapback]457608[/snapback]
QUOTE(-N- @ Jul. 11, 2007. 07:19 PM) [snapback]457599[/snapback]
QUOTE(Exsiss @ Jul. 11, 2007. 09:39 PM) [snapback]456797[/snapback]
QUOTE(Shahar @ Jul. 11, 2007. 01:10 PM) [snapback]456733[/snapback]
oh lol
in israel

= 100

= 101

= 102

In the USA 911 calls all three of them. And almost always the fire department turns up first because there are just SO many fires to put out. And then they just stand around like idiots because they can't really do anything.
And do your ambulances really have David's Star on them?
Yes they do, In Israel ambulances are called magen david adom which means red david's star actually.
And police here is 100 and I never called them.
Why does it look like the fireman is holding the tale of a stereotypically drawn satan?
That's a hose
dbhman
Jul. 11, 2007. 04:27 PM
QUOTE(-N- @ Jul. 11, 2007. 07:26 PM) [snapback]457625[/snapback]
QUOTE(dbhman @ Jul. 12, 2007. 03:21 AM) [snapback]457608[/snapback]
QUOTE(-N- @ Jul. 11, 2007. 07:19 PM) [snapback]457599[/snapback]
QUOTE(Exsiss @ Jul. 11, 2007. 09:39 PM) [snapback]456797[/snapback]
QUOTE(Shahar @ Jul. 11, 2007. 01:10 PM) [snapback]456733[/snapback]
oh lol
in israel

= 100

= 101

= 102

In the USA 911 calls all three of them. And almost always the fire department turns up first because there are just SO many fires to put out. And then they just stand around like idiots because they can't really do anything.
And do your ambulances really have David's Star on them?
Yes they do, In Israel ambulances are called magen david adom which means red david's star actually.
And police here is 100 and I never called them.
Why does it look like the fireman is holding the tale of a stereotypically drawn satan?
That's a hose

I know, it just looked like it when it was small.
-N-
Jul. 11, 2007. 04:28 PM
QUOTE(dbhman @ Jul. 12, 2007. 03:27 AM) [snapback]457629[/snapback]
QUOTE(-N- @ Jul. 11, 2007. 07:26 PM) [snapback]457625[/snapback]
QUOTE(dbhman @ Jul. 12, 2007. 03:21 AM) [snapback]457608[/snapback]
QUOTE(-N- @ Jul. 11, 2007. 07:19 PM) [snapback]457599[/snapback]
QUOTE(Exsiss @ Jul. 11, 2007. 09:39 PM) [snapback]456797[/snapback]
QUOTE(Shahar @ Jul. 11, 2007. 01:10 PM) [snapback]456733[/snapback]
oh lol
in israel

= 100

= 101

= 102

In the USA 911 calls all three of them. And almost always the fire department turns up first because there are just SO many fires to put out. And then they just stand around like idiots because they can't really do anything.
And do your ambulances really have David's Star on them?
Yes they do, In Israel ambulances are called magen david adom which means red david's star actually.
And police here is 100 and I never called them.
Why does it look like the fireman is holding the tale of a stereotypically drawn satan?
That's a hose

I know, it just looked like it when it was small.
oh yeah, well our firemen worship the devil.
nba185
Jul. 12, 2007. 04:42 AM
I use to prank call them when i was young.. haha. not anymore
-N-
Jul. 12, 2007. 04:46 AM
QUOTE(nba185 @ Jul. 12, 2007. 03:42 PM) [snapback]458757[/snapback]
I use to prank call them when i was young.. haha. not anymore
...sure
What_in_tarnation?
Jul. 12, 2007. 04:52 AM
Me and my friends used to keep sending ambulance's to this geek's house. It was quite funny.
Also we did one with a jack black soundboard.
pink ponck
Jul. 12, 2007. 04:54 AM
my dad had to call 911 beacuse i hit a tree on my dirtbike going 25mph..
i got knocked out, but no seriuse injury, just a busted up like and some bruised bones. (my bike was screwed though).
pep$ & kat
Jul. 12, 2007. 05:03 AM
Once. When a burglar was in my house.
Cirrow
Jul. 12, 2007. 05:11 AM
QUOTE
In the USA 911 calls all three of them. And almost always the fire department turns up first because there are just SO many fires to put out. And then they just stand around like idiots because they can't really do anything.
Wow, your a fucking dick.
shopqueena
Jul. 12, 2007. 07:53 AM
my sister had a sezuire and we called 911 I was extremly scary!
DANGbang!
Jul. 12, 2007. 07:56 AM
this massive drunken fight happened at a party, and it got way out of hand, so i had to call 911 along with a whole bunch of others.
adier1614
Jul. 12, 2007. 08:03 AM
991
firetruck
Jul. 12, 2007. 11:03 AM
My little brother ate staples
He was about 2 years old.
I'm not sure if we called or not, I think we did though.
Marvin Nash
Jul. 12, 2007. 11:14 AM
Never called... and hope never do it
Manda_
Jul. 12, 2007. 11:27 AM
I've never personally had to call but I when my brother was 13/15 or something like that he had the police come twice in one day for stupid stuff like playing with fire.
Then this year my other brother's ex called 911 for him because he said he was going to kill himself or something. That was a crazy night.
And other countless times have my family called 911... It's funny, we are the only people in the neighborhood who cause these things. Not once has anyone else made the fire department or cops come. Always us, and always at least three times a year. I just think it's funny. And sometimes they just come on their own because of a bunch of crap my brothers do. They're 19 and 17 now. So yeah.
But I have never made the cops come yay!!
john123
Jul. 12, 2007. 12:23 PM
i rang the spanish police once when i was little, i was just playing with the phone and somehow got them.
ChrispyDoggy
Jul. 12, 2007. 12:27 PM
When my dad looked up online that the wierd feeling he was experience all day was A F***ing HEART ATTACK!
And when I fainted a few times throughout my life (thin veins plus dehydration plus getting up too fast = 30second blackout)
money
Jul. 12, 2007. 12:51 PM
we had to call 911 on jully 4th because my dad had a firework blowup in his face and he lost an eye.
marcusisking
Jul. 12, 2007. 12:56 PM
I've never called 911, basically for the simple reason that the emergency services would take around a day to get here.
Ok, bad joke, but yeah.
I called 999 once, because my friend hit a tree while falling off a bike, and knocked himself out...
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