R is for Retarded, I'm retarded about you. A is for Apes, which look nothing like you, C is for Cereal, I am not aware of the existance of other words that start with a "c". H is for Heart, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcifndLkEyM . E is for Extreme, you are extremely HxC. L is for LAMO, you make me ~.