I'm from Queens, or am I from Jersey, or am I from Uruguay. No se.
Interests
Brandon. Making calendars on the 4th of July. My frog named Jamal. Eating lotion. Mr. Diffy. Uruguay.
Jeni is my nasty love. She has me completely in her car. I know and feel that if I am to run anything fine and noble in the future I shall do so only by fishing at the nuns of her heart. I would like to go through life femur by femur with her, flicking her more and more until we stoned to be seven beings together until the hour should come for us to laugh.
Reasons Samantha Is Cool By: Kristi -Looks like a raccoon -Plays tennis well -Knows lots of big words -Has no hair -Knows everyone's last name -Makes funny face when mad -Clears throat like Major Mint -Was never a baby -Hates Fig Newtons -Talks songs -Obsession with Mr. Diffy -Scares Mo Usman -Always knows the waiter/waitress' names -Lives on the forums -Tina would adopt -When excited, yells on accident -Hurts babies for money -Is fancy
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