two hours later...
I GOT IT! get this...
oncey apon a time way back in medevial times, jesus said to moses, 'MOSES! go and fetch me some water, so that all of heaven may have a taste of wine, and maybe some fish from the earth below.'
moses went down to earth and said to israel, whom had also come with him down the escalator leading down from heaven, 'ISRAEL! i need you to do a special task for me!.'
israel looked at moses with surprise, because moses somehow pulled a lightbulb from a candle, and the lightbulb was still glowing.
'what do you want me to do, MOSES?!' israel said to moses.
moses simply replied back, 'my dear boy ISRAEL! go down to london, and bring HARRY POTTER to the bench that is located halfway up the stairway to heaven. there is something i need to tell him.'
israel obeyed, he had always wanted to meet harry potter, and knew that when he met him, harry would believe for sure, that when he got to heaven, he would be given a halo, courtesy of the KING.
while israel raced down the escalator, moses went slowly down, at the escalator's pace, so as to show he had all the time in the world.
when moses got to the bottom of the escalator, he seemed to have someone waiting for him.
'MOSES!' the woman said! 'thy must save the world, for thee war in birmingham hast growneth worseth! lord cradlebutt decided it was timeth to taketh stepth in action, soeth he choseth his bestesteth warriors and attacked KING ARTHUR! LORD OF LAND KNOWN AS -
BOMBARDMENT. eth. -
and so, he took his men, and killed off the town's football team-eth! and then KING ARTHUR invented all of these weapons of -
MASS DESTRUCTION! - and took themeth and wiped out the warriors of LORD CRADLEBUTT! but then he had more warriors, and so theyere eth fighting right now, to geteth the sword out of the rock, while other people fight behind the king and the lord, using weapons of mass destruction and warcraft.
'this world has gone out of it's mind!' she finished.
'mi lady,' moses began, 'all these things u mention. all the weapons you mention. it is crazy. we all know that. this war shall be known as the WORLD OF WARCRAFT, SINCE EVENTUALLY THE WHOLE WORLD WILL BE CONQUERED BY IT!!!.'
all the things moses said to the lady, were, of course, heard by the great harry potter himself.
later, after moses had gotten the water for jesus, along with two fish according to their species, he traveled back up the escaltor to heaven, and halfway there, he met harry potter and israel.
'HARRY POTTER.' moses began. 'im sorry to say that the world is now a world of warcraft. itll be safer in heaven. for some odd reason it always is.'
so all three went to heaven, and jesus shared his wine that he made from the water, and the fish moses had caught while surfing. out of HIS grateful power, jesus made ice cream and root beer with the remains.
all were happy in heaven, and the world of warcraft went on.
end.
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