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10 Albums That Would Suck If The Artists Used Their Real Names
Some of the most important music ever has been written by geeks, dweebs and geeky dweebs who were picked on, beat up and probably forced to drink their own pee by a locker room bully at some point simply based on one thing: their awful names. But they persisted, they survived. But not before changing these embarrassing names. Observe:
10. Flo Rida
Tramar Dillard was probably that geeky teenager who has a year pass to Disney World and goes everyday by himself riding the teacups alone.
9. Vanilla Ice
Robert Van Winkle sounds like the town drunk with a long beard who sleeps in an empty refrigerator box.
8. George Michael
Georgios Panayiotou was the fat foreign exchange student in class who sits up front eating odd unappealing looking salt-water taffy all day.
7. Akon
Aliaune Damala Bouga sounds like the leader of an alien race who demands to speak to the President.
6. Adam Ant
Stuart Leslie Goddard was the lead in every play and musical from 1st thru 12th grade.
5. Bob Dylan
Robert Zimmerman sounds like a type of lawyer you’d need to hire if you are found burying a body and you are clearly guilty.
4. Ice Cube
O’Shea Jackson?! What if a leprechaun had a baby with the 7th U.S. President.
3. Freddie Mercury
Farookh Bulsara ran illegal dogfight gambling in the slums of Kolkata.
2. Snoop Dogg
Cordazar Calvin Broadus sounds like the alien sidekick to Aliaune Damala Bouga. Will Smith would blow up their mothership.
1. Lady Gaga
Stefani Joanne Angelina Germonatta sounds like the scientific name for a germ found in moldy drinking fountains.
What other albums would suck if the artists used their real names? Let's discuss in the comments below!
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HippieGirlYo
3 weeks ago
oh Farookh Bulsara!
Screwthis1
10 weeks ago
you know that that is bob dylans REAL name right?... smh
greenpiggie2000
19 weeks ago
Zimmerman is a cool surname!
FriendlyGatoroids143
46 weeks ago
my mom is dating snoop doggs uncle. no joke
FriendlyGatoroids143
46 weeks ago
my mom is dating snoop doggs uncle. no joke
KrissiLovesYa
48 weeks ago
i think ice cubes real name is kinda cool, so his album wouldn't suck if he had used his real name
Ellza11
53 weeks ago
lol i knew lady gaga would be on there, my middle name is stephanie lol (bet you dont care though.....yeah i'll shut up now :-)
Brittluvsjello2
55 weeks ago
what about fergie!
Nachaxmeock
62 weeks ago
Lol they sure have weird names XD
SarcasmVirus
62 weeks ago
AAAAND I misspelled Jonathon... I think
SarcasmVirus
62 weeks ago
Johnathon "Ozzy" Osbourne: Blizzard of John or The Johnman Cometh
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62 weeks ago
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headbangermatt
62 weeks ago
all of these albums are bad no matter what
headbangermatt
62 weeks ago
all of these albums are bad no matter what
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62 weeks ago
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bchammer78
62 weeks ago
Eazy-E looks a lot better than the name Eric Lynn Wright on an album XD
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juddjames
62 weeks ago
all these albums suck, except for a few of them :3
tommytober
62 weeks ago
lol they are all good :D
emerson124
62 weeks ago
LADY GAGA LOL !
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62 weeks ago
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62 weeks ago
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bellaishungry&#...
62 weeks ago
the eminem show!!!!!!=p
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62 weeks ago
the eminem show!!!!!!=p
omgwtfbbqddr617
62 weeks ago
50 Cent's real name is Curtis Jackson...
Ittybit
62 weeks ago
Love it! Keep up the good work! :)
djc2012
62 weeks ago
this whole article is just retarded. Most of these people have normal names
djc2012
62 weeks ago
this whole article is just retarded. Most of these people have normal names
TalonsFox
62 weeks ago
wow...........
ryaninflorida1
62 weeks ago
Lady Gaga IS a germ found in moldy drinking fountains.
forestfemale
62 weeks ago
Ginuwine, his real name is Elgin Baylor Lumpkin
icanhassmoshaccount
62 weeks ago
the robert zimmerman album i would believe if i didn't know it was bob dylan,
ihti1712
62 weeks ago
Jay seans real name is KAMALJEET SINGH JOOTI XD
Aphroditeeeeee
62 weeks ago
and 4..
Aphroditeeeeee
62 weeks ago
come on 5, 8 n 9 are awesome XD
Led2
62 weeks ago
if he called himself JUST "Cordazar" that would sound pretty cool? :D
frank2982
62 weeks ago
The Marshall Mathers LP... Oh wait. That actually worked out for him.
AmericaAguila7
62 weeks ago
XD Robert Van Winkle!!!!!!!!!!!
ashhketchup
62 weeks ago
I love Freddie Mercury<3333
Editor
62 weeks ago
Lul