10 Cartoon Characters Who Are Definitely Stoners
Today is 4/20. The day stoners everywhere celebrate by doing what they do every other day of the year. Video games will be played, Taco Bell will be scarfed. And cartoons will be watched. And it's kind of no wonder. Cause a lot of cartoon character seem like they might also be celebrating today. Just sayin'!
Seriously? Was there any doubt Shaggy would be on this list? Dude always has the munchies, he talks to a dog and drives around in friggin' tripped-out van. Only two types of people drive vans. People who like to 'give kids candy' and dudes who need a place to crash when their mom's kick their stoner asses to the curb.
Widely considered the party dude turtle. Favorite activities include relaxing in front of the tv, skateboarding, reading comic books and pounding loads of hot and cheesy pizza. Sounds exactly like my cousin Big Mike, who oddly enough also consider himself a ninja. I consider him a stoned dude flailing around nunchucks wearing only his tighty whities.
His last name is ACTUALLY Mann, man! Plus he's a school bus driver and those cats are all kinds of shady. The most ambitious thing this guy is doing today is flicking his bic.
The best thing about Towelie is that he actually seems like a character that the South Park writers thought would be HIGH-larious while getting stoned one day. He's no Mr. Hanky! He's the worst character ever. Even he knows it. Ganja is all he has.
Big fat guts full of Doritos Taco Locos. Always sleeping. Always annoying the hell out of you. Strangely still lovable. He's like 'The Dude' of the Pokemon universe. I guarantee you he'll be blocking someone's path today. Good luck moving him! HE'S OUT COLD!
Beavis And Butthead
I get a contact high after I just watch this show.! I'm serious. Don't even eat a hot dog around me or I might pee myself just thinking of all the rude comments they'd be saying. I wish I could hang with them today. They probably need someone to go on their In-and-Out runs. Hehe I said In-and-Out.
Laughs at stupid things. Always hungry. Incredibly dim-witted, yet strangely brilliant sometimes. YUP! He's definitely pounding a few Krabby Patties today and probably in the middle of a full-on Super Smash Bros. bender.
You do not style your hair that way unless you're high.
Guuuurl! Her whole adventure is a drug-induced stupor! She probably celebrates today by just chilling in a beanbag. It's her day off from hard-core trippin'! Just her and the caterpillar sitting on a mushroom-shaped beanbag. Watching a South Park marathon.
Derpy Hooves is that annoying roommate who is constantly emptying your fridge...am I right? She'll eat all your muffins!!!! And then give you a derpy look when you confront her. Today's your day My Little Stoney! DERP ON!
Are there any I missed? Let me know @desijedeikin or in the comments below!