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10 Craziest REAL Products For Women

Posted By: Desi Jedeikin on 02.21.12

I've learned a lot from looking at these crazy women's products--mostly that women will apparently do anything to 'improve' their looks, even if it's dumb, disgusting or bat-sh*t crazy.

F-Cup Cookies

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I'm pretty sure that the only way you can get a pair of F-cups from eating cookies is if you literally eat so much that you gain 300 pounds. And at that point I think your boob size will be the least of your problems.

Go Girl

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I like the empowering message that this product tries to send women. But I have to say if you're peeing in public so much that you need to purchase a device to make it easier, you're probably not doing anything that would make a person say 'You Go Guuurl!'

Beauty Smile Trainer

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So apparently we're not smiling beautifully enough now?? It seems really mean to be judgmental of someone's smile. On the other hand, I fully support being judgmental of gross yellow Chiclets teeth.

Booty Pop

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Why do I keep reading this as 'the panties that make your booty poop'? I can't get past the idea that the model just dropped a load in her jeans.

Emergency Bra

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It's a bra that turns into 2 gas masks. Honestly, if I'm ever in a situation where my life depends on me strapping someone's sweaty and stinky boulder holder over my mouth and nose, I might just give up altogether.

Thong Jeans

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Apparently hos want dressing for a night of clubbing to be as easy as they are!

Rejuvenique Face Mask

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Because nothing is scarier than a saggy face. Except looking like you're a psycho movie killer planning her next gory murder spree.

Pubic Hair Dye

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Is this really something I'm expected to do when I'm old and gray? If so, I'm definitely going for the pink. I plan on being a badass granny.

Gun Blow Dryer

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HAHA. How HILARIOUS! A blow dryer that makes it look like you're blowing your brains out! Kind of brings new meaning to the phrase Brazilian Blowout.

Bird Poop Facial

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This actually happened to me at the beach one time. Who knew I was experiencing an expensive beauty treatment? IMO there's only one thing worse than getting older, and that's smearing bird caca all over your face.

Which is your favorite weird product? Let us know in the comments?

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Tags: products, ridiculous, sexist, women

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DeathNoteAddict

5 weeks ago

The gun hairdryer is actually cool :D The rest... werid. ._.

IvanBraginski

12 weeks ago

What the fuhk? Actually, Being a badass granny with pink pubes sounds fun yet disgusting at the same time.

nagaoshinaoru

12 weeks ago

oh crap.... this stuff really existed?!?! the only thing i know is the bird poop facial from the crap of a nightingale bird....

smoshgirl5555a

12 weeks ago

oops i said 'is' twice XD

smoshgirl5555a

12 weeks ago

and what is booty pop is for?

Typeme

12 weeks ago

I'll bet the mask thing is a diffrent girl form of jason!!

HomebrewFox

13 weeks ago

The F cup cookies actually do increase breast size. Anyone that is looking at that and is like "Wow I want that!" the secret ingredient is called Pureria mirifica, you can buy it in pill form and it will work. You still need to gain weight, but it'll put that to your breasts.

skullchickia

13 weeks ago

da fuq...except for the gun hair dryer, thats pretty legit

MangaKindaGirl

13 weeks ago

First off, all of the Asian products are Japanese. The people saying the last one is Chinese are incorrect. It is Japanese.

Second, the last one isn't that surprising. Geisha's used to use bird crap as a mask on their face. They thought it gave their complexion a lighter color. Kabuki performers did as well.

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13 weeks ago

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smurfninja23

13 weeks ago

denim thong? strange idea

kyotheodd

13 weeks ago

Dude my mom has a go girl lol :D ... I'm not kidding

alfred201

13 weeks ago

:O wow

ANTHONYLOVER1o1

13 weeks ago

I have one word FAIL wtf is this crap i'm scard to buy a blow dryer

trungly1322

13 weeks ago

this is the wierdest things i ever saw
im scared for life

Salixa456

13 weeks ago

I saw like three of these things on world's dumbest. love the blow drier!

Sarahhoejholt

13 weeks ago

i want the gun hair blow dryer! It's awesome!

VampireFairy

13 weeks ago

the gun hair dryer is awsome

Claudique

13 weeks ago

I don't use anything what I have seen here...NEVER!

awesomeusernamehere

13 weeks ago

Denim + Underwear = Worst idea ever.

TheNotSoAverage

13 weeks ago

Love the "Go Girl" product! Handy for a day in the woods ;D

ScratchMyPickle

13 weeks ago

OH MY GAWD! YOU USED THE WORD "CACA" YOU ARE NOW MY FAVORITE PERSON IN WORLD RIGHT NOW

dinowolfgal

13 weeks ago

You do know that back in Ancient Japan they would make the Geisha's masks out of dried bird poop. It was kown to keep their face beautiful as well as making a wonderful mask. So no its not as crazy as it looks. We do a hell of a lot worse to our bodies then smearing bird crap on it.

TheFindingLotus

13 weeks ago

Booty Pop, and Emergency Bra is real.I saw it on World's Dumbest.

letsgooo

13 weeks ago

I made an account JUST so I can comment on this.

All the Asian products on here, including the last one, are Japanese you dumbasses.

Pastafreak

13 weeks ago

Oh Wang, you and your crazy products.

iammccutcheon

13 weeks ago

o china how i love ur crazy stuff lol

IanishotBITCH

13 weeks ago

Haha booty poop

ichirocharles

13 weeks ago

The last one is chinese, the other asian ones are japanese.

uniqueness228

13 weeks ago

definitely the pubic hair-dye if only they had it in blue! XD

mexicanandproud101

13 weeks ago

Hmmm..O.o ......yeah I'll stick with my paint ball guns. You can keep the hair dryer one. How am I supposed to be ninja with that?! XD

GBYE45

13 weeks ago

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pinkraindrops

13 weeks ago

LOL My friend actually bought the F cup cookies. Two boxes costs like more than a hundred bucks and she actually have it shipped from Japan. It is said to make the boobs "firm". Lol so far it still looks the same .__.

fmwarren

13 weeks ago

Yes the gun blow dryer is perfect for those moments you know where you tell all your friends your going to kill yourself and you hold the dryer to your head and say " Psyche! blow dryer"