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10 Craziest Things Charlie Sheen Said Yesterday

Posted By: C.J. Arabia on 02.25.11

Woah, Charlie Sheen has completely imploded and it's all over the news, radio and internet.

Producers and the network warned him that if he lashed out they'd cancel the show and that's exactly what happened. He went on a radio show and lashed out angrily and they cancelled the show for the rest of the season.

Charlie seems to be especially furious at Two and a half Men creator Chuck Lorrie.

Chuck & Charlie

Charlie even challenged Chuck to a fight in the Octagon, in a letter to TMZ.

Like so many crazy people he says some pretty bizarre things. He's a walking, talking "Don't Do Drugs" human billboard.

Here are the 10 best quotes from Sheen's career tanking interview yesterday.

1. “People are mystified by this odyssey that refuses to quit calling itself Charlie Sheen.”

2. “I have a disease? Bullsh*t. I cured it with my brain.”

3. “If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently.”

4. “Check it, Alex, I embarrassed (Two and a Half Men creator, Chuck Lorre) in front of his children and the world by healing at a rate that his unevolved mind can’t process.”

5. “I’m sorry man, I got magic and I’ve got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps. I’m an F-18, bro.”

6. “There are parts of me that are Dennis Hopper.”

7. “I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pu**y.”

8. “I’m dealing with fools and trolls. I’m dealing with soft targets, and it’s just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee … they lay down with their ugly wives and their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say, ‘I can’t process it.’"

9. “I am battle-tested bayonets, bro.”

10. "Because why give an interview when you can leave a warning? I'm not fair game. I'm not a soft target. There's a new sheriff in town, and he has an army of assassins."

If you want to listen to the entire train wreck you can CLICK HERE

What do you think of Charlie Sheen? Do you believe him when he says he's 100% clean? Do you like Two and a half Men? What's your favorite quote? Let's talk about the man, the myth, the legend, the crack head... in the comments below.

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Tags: addict, alcoholic, cancelled, charlie, drug, half, implodes, interview, men, sheen, two

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47 weeks ago

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53 weeks ago

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55 weeks ago

what the firetruck oh my firetrucking god!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it replaced sh*T with candy

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55 weeks ago

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56 weeks ago

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56 weeks ago

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59 weeks ago

Whoa

ilovethebeatles312

64 weeks ago

that was a great interview :D

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64 weeks ago

here's another one: "The new drug called Charlie Sheen! It's not available 'cause if you try it once, you'll die, your face will melt off and you children will be weeping over your exploded body."

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64 weeks ago

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64 weeks ago

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Auron1

64 weeks ago

i think charlie sheen needs to die...then his father can replace him in two in a half men

candy0064

64 weeks ago

oh my gosh this guy is seriously crazy

AgentZero_rules

64 weeks ago

Why is it even called Two and a Half Men anymore, the kid is all grown up and as tall as the other two guys?

djlincecum3

64 weeks ago

he is going to kill himself like next week , Watch Out , ahh damn this means No Major League 4

teatimepeace

64 weeks ago

I love Two and a Half Men, but Charlie Sheen is out of control.

rockr126

64 weeks ago

and he is a firetrucken stoner!

rockr126

64 weeks ago

i love two and a half men, but i HATE Charlie! he does a LOT of drugs and lies about it!!!! i HATE the idiot!!

AliiWyss

64 weeks ago

I loooove Two and a Half Men though im pretty sure next thing charlie´s gonna do is leave a note sayin that he can re-encarnate and suicide himself. or just die of overdose

rmxpokeman

64 weeks ago

Charlie Sheen is pretty cool. I don't watch TAAHM, though. I like how he tells stuff like it is, which is more respectable than some specific people these days.

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64 weeks ago

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64 weeks ago

Crazy people are entertaining. Hahahaa. I love it when celebrities go nuts! ...Does that make me a bad person? =O

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TalonsFox

65 weeks ago

..............he not as bad as Lindsey L. but n the way the same.

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65 weeks ago

That guys firetrucking nuts.

Daneh

65 weeks ago

this is like monkey island's insults fight

Wolverinerulez

65 weeks ago

noo not charlie i love him next to the x-men and wolves

snakedeshazer

65 weeks ago

charlie is just retarded

chocoholic1

65 weeks ago

i meant my favourite ep!

chocoholic1

65 weeks ago

im gonna miss two and a half men.. :*( myy faourite ep was when he was charlie waffles!

hollie(:

65 weeks ago

The guy's insane but he's friggin funny. It's a shame him and Chuck had to fall out about it and finish the show. I'm gonna miss Two And A Half Men. :/

fatbatman

65 weeks ago

Just let the man do his damn drugs! So what? Half of the firetrucking USA does drugs. Why bother him about it?

Slake

65 weeks ago

Of course he's not clean, it would be weird don't you think?.
But Two and a Half Men is such a great show and it wouldn't be the same with a clean Charlie...