10 Facebook Groups It's A Bummer To Leave
Say you are sitting around with all your body parts and no STDs. Feels good, right? You might even join a Facebook group for people who don't have any STDs. But one little herpes sore, and you are no longer welcome in the group.
If you leave any of these 10 Facebook groups, that means something horrible has happened to you.
10. I Haven’t Tried CRACK
Page Description : ***IF YOU DO SMOKE CRACK...YOU WILL BE REMOVED FROM THIS GROUP!
Reason you joined the group: You have never tried crack cocaine.
What leaving implies: “Crack you say? Normally I’d say no, but what the heck! Let’s try it! I’ll just have to update my Facebook groups later."
9. I’ve Never Been Hit By A Car
Page Description: For all those people out there who havent been hit by a car.
Reason you joined the Group: Feeling pretty lucky about not getting hit by cars.
What leaving implies: Your luck ran out.
8. I HATE HITLER!!!
Page Description: NO NAZI SUPPORTERS ALLOWED!!!!!!!
Reason you joined the group: You hate Hitler.
What leaving implies: You’ve warmed up to ole’ Adolf.
7. I Have A Face
Page Description: A group for all of those people who are proud to admit, they have a face.
Reason you joined the group: You have a face, and you aren’t afraid to let people know.
What leaving implies: Terrible accident and/or ending of “Dark Knight” come to life.
6. Not Being On Fire
Page Description: We have over 800,000 fans... so close to a million i can taste it.
Reason you became a fan: Being on fire sounds unpleasant.
What leaving implies: AHH!!! AHHH!!! AHHH!!!
(Okay, so it's not a "group" it's a "fan page" it's still damn funny.)
5. I’ve Never Been Shot By Dick Cheney
Page Description: If you've been "sprayed" by a barrage of pellets while quail hunting, then you don't belong in this group.
Reason you joined the group: Thought it was hilarious when former Vice President Dick Cheney shot that guy in 2006.
What leaving implies: He’s finally tracked you down. Who’s laughing now?
4. I Have Hands
Page Description: I'm terribly sorry if you don't have a hand.. :/
Reason you joined the group: You have hands and free time for joining groups.
What leaving implies: You had a terrible, terrible accident, but now you have a sweet hook.
3. I Don’t Have AIDS
Page Description: Dedicated to all people who don't have AIDS...
Reason you joined the group: Wanted to let that girl you’re crushing on know you are AIDS free, but didn’t want to bring it up in conversation.
What leaving implies: No date with that girl.
2. I Have Friends
Page Description: If you don't have a friend, don't join!
Reason you joined the group: Let your friends know you have friends. (Wait, what? You’re stupid.)
What leaving implies: All your friends got together to surprise you for your birthday, but your house exploded before you got there. That, or you just don’t have any friends.
1. I Have Never Had Sex With A Goat
Page Description: This is the group for people that have never had sex with a goat.
Reason you joined the group: It’s funny because it’s true!
What leaving implies: You had sex with a goat.
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blaise_baal
5 hours ago
@ Gabriel. To be honest, after that confession, I'm guessing you also got to leave group 2 aswell
Gabriel Brown
3 weeks ago
I got out of #1, 3, 6, 9 & 10 last night..
DarkLadyShadow
5 weeks ago
i will be in all of those groups
Connor_the_Hun
6 weeks ago
I could be in 1,2,3,4,5,7,and 10 (I feel pity for Hitler more than anything)
Jasminedoll1
11 weeks ago
@youtubeloverrr O_o
iluvedwardsciss...
24 weeks ago
edward scissorhands got kicked off of #4
YouTubeLoverrr811
33 weeks ago
i cant join that last one....darn...
svgb
34 weeks ago
Its probaly possible to leave 1 and 3 at the same time. Maybe.
svgb
34 weeks ago
Its probally possible to leave 1 and 3 at the same time. Maybe.
cristicreibol
47 weeks ago
Has anybody else noticed that the group 'i've never been hit by a car' has no admins? have they left because they've been hit?
Daviticus
49 weeks ago
I'm actually a member of Not Being On Fire! It has almost 1,300,000 fans now...funny thing, though, the wall hasn't been updated since summer '09!
SuperLizardBean
49 weeks ago
aww DAMN!!! the last one!
98hellraiser
59 weeks ago
I nearly got hit by a parked truck... i was running looked behind me looked foward and had to stop FAST!
pinkfloydbaby619
64 weeks ago
leavin numba 1 ^^
zionsipe
66 weeks ago
i had to leave all the groups... *gun cock* *BANG!*
shibuto
66 weeks ago
FOLLOW THESE STEPS 1. COVER YOUR MOUTH WITH YOUR HAND 2. WHISPER A WISH INTO YOUR HAND 3. POST THIS ON TO TEN OTHER COMMENTS 4. NOW LOOK AT YOUR HAND
MasterBlooegard
67 weeks ago
I left group nine with no injuries.
LADYGAGAisawesome
68 weeks ago
Just to warn people i had to leave group 9!!! it hurt
smelcer14
69 weeks ago
i wish dick cheney would have said JK after the shot. just sayin.
Jacyntha
71 weeks ago
There's actually one French group that is, translated "If on day I'm tired, it's because, on night, I am Hannah Montana" (firetrucking translation, I suck at languages). Mouahaaa.
****S*H*I*N*Y****
79 weeks ago
I will join all of those if/when I get a facebook XP
reerexspreylol1001
79 weeks ago
yup thx to #8 im stuck without #7 F*CKIN HITLER
reerexspreylol1001
79 weeks ago
ahhhh dude nasty lol i cant join the face one GOD DAMN GRIZZLY BEARS lol
hunterrulez1
80 weeks ago
the only group i cant join is the last one
* looks at my goat *
why?
IvanCool
80 weeks ago
The only group I can't join is 2#
GoodbyeBlueSky
80 weeks ago
I've never had sex with a goat, but I've had a friend to get drunk and tell me to go hump one. :I
hitmanner14
80 weeks ago
join this group(www.facebook.com/FandB2Uck) if your name starts with : abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
bonita51796
81 weeks ago
theres actually a group for #1 LMFAO wow i should join
****S*H*I*N*Y****
81 weeks ago
LOL if I get a Facebook any time soon I'm joining the 'Not on fire' group. ROFLMFAO XD
KevinThrasher
81 weeks ago
lmaoo. i actually joined the ive never been shot by Dick Cheney Group. ahah
Mino239
81 weeks ago
LOL
bikini299
81 weeks ago
FOLLOW THESE STEPS 1. COVER YOUR MOUTH WITH YOUR HAND 2. WHISPER A WISH INTO YOUR HAND 3. POST THIS ON TO TEN OTHER COMMENTS 4. NOW LOOK AT YOUR HAND
Dude556
81 weeks ago
FOLLOW THESE STEPS 1. COVER YOUR MOUTH WITH YOUR HAND 2. WHISPER A WISH INTO YOUR HAND 3. POST THIS ON TO TEN OTHER COMMENTS 4. NOW LOOK AT YOUR HAND
rmxpokeman
81 weeks ago
This is why Facebook is full of idiots.
skoolboiandkillux
81 weeks ago
to bad i wanted to join #6 but i spontaneously combusted
gyoopiy
81 weeks ago
i cant join any :{
Canadas Chuck Norris
81 weeks ago
oh boy anyone not in the goat group is freaking retarded
nigahigarocks!
81 weeks ago
FOLLOW THESE STEPS 1. COVER YOUR MOUTH WITH YOUR HAND 2. WHISPER A WISH INTO YOUR HAND 3. POST THIS ON TO TEN OTHER COMMENTS 4. NOW LOOK AT YOUR HAND
Corinth
81 weeks ago
FOLLOW THESE STEPS 1. COVER YOUR MOUTH WITH YOUR HAND 2. WHISPER A WISH INTO YOUR HAND 3. POST THIS ON TO TEN OTHER COMMENTS 4. NOW LOOK AT YOUR HAND
Hosiaeos
81 weeks ago
Yay for still not being on fire!
Hayleeey
81 weeks ago
I.. I don't think I am allowed to join the last group..
*awkward silence*
TV-Fanatic
81 weeks ago
Lol what?!?! XD
idontlikeyou
81 weeks ago
whahaha sex with a goat xD
germany16
81 weeks ago
i am not a fan of the last one yeah i left it a while ago
PurpleSocks29
81 weeks ago
Hehe... I joined the 'I Have Never Had Sex With A Goat' one a while ago ^.^
zenman
81 weeks ago
hey bluecatslushie, sex with a goat isnt that bad!
bluecatslushie
81 weeks ago
A goat?! Really...a GOAT?!
rachaelrules
81 weeks ago
3.............yummy
XxMCR99xX
81 weeks ago
HAHA wow....
FROZEX10
81 weeks ago
sex with a goat has an cool face XDD