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The original line is, “See what happens when you F a stranger in the A!?”

I have since been terrified of traveling to the Alps for the simple fact that if I make a new friend, John Goodman will wreck my car. That guy HATES the Alps.

9. Snakes on a Plane

The original line is, “I have had it with these mother f-ing snakes on this mother f-ing plane!”

This is great because we get more back story out of the edited dialogue. Did you know that this plane didn’t run on weekends before the cable cut? Didn’t think so.

8. Do the Right Thing

The original line is, “mother f-er.”

They say this word a LOT in this movie. And in my opinion “mickey fickey” is way more offensive to the ears.

7. Half Baked

The original line is not about sucking feet, I can assure you.

Hopefully this will at least make…wait…nope…Bob Saget is still creepy.

6. Casino

The original line is, “F--- me? F--- you you mother f---er!”

So THAT’S where Cee Lo got the idea…

5. Scarface

The original line has nothing to do with delicious tropical fruits.

I'm pretty sure in this case the edited line actually makes a little more sense when you think about it logically. That’s a sharp fruit.

4. Pulp Fiction

The original line, “My eyes are wide f-ing open.”

If you’re counting that’s 2 by Sam Jackson. He’s like the Kobe of getting censored.

3. The Exorcist

The original line has more to do with Catholic girls & prostitution, and less to do with darning.

Thank god they took out the “Karras.” That was a close one!

2. Die Hard

The original line, “Yippee-ki-yay mother f-er.”

Good, let’s bring the melon farmers into this. They get let off the hook waaaay too often. They play God with their delicious and convenient seedless watermelons and I’m sick of it! SICK I tell you!

1. Die Hard…again

Check Out The Most Badass Movie Quotes Ever!

WHAT!? This makes even less sense! Who is Mr. Falcon? The villain’s name is Snape and this has totally taken me out of the movie. Everything up to this point was so believable! I hate censorship…

What’s the weirdest TV censorship you’ve heard someone use? Tweet it at me @DanBorrelli or post it in the comments section below.

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47 weeks ago

when they show kill bill vol. 1 on tbs my favorite line is
"my name is buck and i like to party" as opposed to firetruck.
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Candy375

47 weeks ago

i was watching the matrix and he said "JEEPERS CREEPERS! That thing is real?" instead of "HOLY S***! That thing is real?" lmao.

Candy375

47 weeks ago

i was watching the matrix and he said "JEEPERS CREEPERS! That thing is real?" instead of "HOLY S***! That thing is real?" lmao.

Candy375

47 weeks ago

i was watching the matrix and he said "JEEPERS CREEPERS! That thing is real?" instead of "HOLY S***! That thing is real?" lmao.

Dee Ell

47 weeks ago

maybe #1met capt. falcon.
falcon punch anyone?

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47 weeks ago

Imagine when they translate it to portuguese (i live in brazil and al this quotes go to a level more than ridiculous) x_x

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47 weeks ago

LOL the snakes on a plane one is the funniest

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trigsucks

47 weeks ago

"Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal *in his fist*, in two weeks you'd have a diamond." - Apparently *up his ass* was too offensive for one station that was play

trigsucks

47 weeks ago

cissygirl77

47 weeks ago

i laughed my ass off on the snakes on a plane one XD

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47 weeks ago

I HAD IT WITH THESE MONKEY FIGHTING SNAKES ON THIS MONDAY TO FRIDAY PLANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GetLow

48 weeks ago

Hahaha melon farmer.. ahahahaha :')

GetLow

48 weeks ago

Hahaha melon farmer.. ahahahaha :')

ifiretruckingloveyou

48 weeks ago

"I've had it with these monkey-fied snakes on this monday-to-friday plane!" :'DDDD

ifiretruckingloveyou

48 weeks ago

"I've had it with these monkey-fied snakes on this monday-to-friday plane!" :'DDDD

sydneyMEOWshaff

48 weeks ago

quote this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnpH7AFz3Xw&fea ture=share

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48 weeks ago

quote this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnpH7AFz3Xw&fea ture=share

Hoody26

48 weeks ago

HAHAHAHA omg this made me laugh :')

Hoody26

48 weeks ago

HAHAHAHA omg this made me laugh :')

Hoody26

48 weeks ago

HAHAHAHA omg this made me laugh :')

SwagChamps

48 weeks ago

Snakes on a Plane <3

AllisonAvenged

48 weeks ago

I've heard the Snakes on a Plane one, and I loled. I also watched secret window and he said "You're a dork!" instead of "You're a dick!"

xChaka

48 weeks ago

Muahahahahahahahaaaa, I'm from Denmark, and in Denmark we aren't such touchy bastards, so there's no such thing as TV edits >XD

CupcakeChan

48 weeks ago

“Pardon my french, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal in his fist in two weeks you would have a diamond” -Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

48 weeks ago

that is ridiculous! didnt know they did that in at all, never heard of it before.

48 weeks ago

that is ridiculous! didnt know they did that in at all, never heard of it before.

48 weeks ago

weird, didnt realize they did that in America. kinda wish they did it here, would be hilarious 2 watch even the worst films.