10 Mugshots That Are Oddly Appropriate For The Crimes
Nothing is funnier than funny mugshots...am I right? Sometimes the mugshots are more embarrassing than actually being arrested! But the best is when the mugshot seems oddly fitting to what the perp was busted for. Here are 10 of the best oddly appropriate mugshots. I know we're supposed to be all innocent until proven guilty blah blah blah...but COME ON!
David Peters of Streetsboro, Ohio was arrested on charges of possessing child pornography. Shirt or no shirt, I would never accept candy from a dude that looked like this!
Hmmmm...I wonder what that white powder he ate was?
When Art Taylor was busted by the popo, he quickly consumed the evidence. Too bad the guilt is written all over his hopped-up face!
It Seemed Like A Good Idea...
Gregory Liascos, AKA 'Moss Man,' got busted robbing the Rice Northwest Museum of Rocks and Minerals in this highly appropriate get-up. I'm assuming he got busted in the parking lot when this costume would no longer be considered camouflage? Should have brought a roadkill change of clothes.
Menace To Society
Mark Seibenmorgen was arrested after going on a crime spree that included assault, menace and throwing rocks at a woman whom he confronted after he jumped out from behind a bush. Seriously, I almost just wet my pants thinking of this dude jumping out from behind a bush and menacing me.
18-year-old dumbass James Miller was arrested for DUI on Halloween...dressed as a Breathalyzer Test. "Blow here" probably didn't sound so funny coming from the mouth of his arresting officer.
Baby Got Back!
Oneal Morris was arrested for practicing medicine without a license. His (yes, his) crime? Injecting cement into the buttocks of his patients to give them a more bootylicious booty. Hey it worked for him...am I right? Kind of brings new meaning to the phrase 'lady lumps.'
Pro Tip: Never Try To Mug An MMA Fighter
Looking at Anthony Miranda's mugshot, it's hard to believe he's not the victim of a crime! I like to think the unnamed MMA fighter gave a roundhouse kick for justice! Chuck Norris approves!
This unnamed beauty was arrested for prostitution. I like the coy, come-hither look she gives the camera...it must be nice to be so delusional.
Uh Oh...I Pooped!
Kenneth Martin Sorsony was finally apprehended after terrorizing an Ocala, Florida middle school by taking five dumps outside of an administrative building. Then he took a mugshot in which he looks like a three-year-old who poopied in his big boy undies. I sawry!
Guilty Of...Being Friggin' Awesome!
Does it really matter what crime this guy is guilty of? He is straight up pimp! It almost makes me wanna get arrested wearing a grill...JK MOM!
Which is your favorite? Let me know @desijedeikin or in the comments below!