10 Places Kim Kardashian Should Hide

 I never though I'd agree with Kim Kardashian, but I definitely agree with her desire to disappear after filing for divorce. I mean who wouldn't want her to go missing for good?

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She’s tried Australia and Minnesota but these ten places would be much more effective. 

 

In Her Butt

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Suspend your disbelief. If it did happen, we’d never find her.

 

In Paris Hilton’s Doggie Mansion

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This is the only mansion she deserves to live in. Amongst other fluffy creatures.

 

In Lamar Odom’s Pocket

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This way she could get her fix of athlete crotch while remaining out of the spotlight.

 

A Tent in the Wilderness Made of her Wedding Dress(es)

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There’s enough fabric there to clothe a village but if she just took a bit of it, she could fashion a tent big enough for her and her ego...lollll imagine her in this tent!!!

 

An Igloo Made of Gaudy Jewels

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This will work because it will be so hideously over the top that even the polar bears will stay away.

 

Inside a Giant Television

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Or, inversely, she could hide in the real world, because who would expect to find her there?

 

In a Library

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…..self explanatory.

 

Behind A Mask Made of Bruce Jenner’s Old Face

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You know he has the old one saved in a jar somewhere.

 

BEHIND a camera

 

There is no image of Kim behind a camera. Only in front of any and all she can find.

 

Prison!

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Let’s be real here, with no makeup, short hair and in an orange jumpsuit, Kim would never be noticed. Also doesn’t her hair in the picture look like she’s giving a brown frog a piggy- back ride?

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