10 Places Not To Hold A Baby

Earlier this week I saw a woman holding her baby while jaywalking on a busy street and wearing iPod headphones.

It made me realize that there are some places that you just shouldn’t be holding a baby. While jaywalking and listening to music for example.

Or while hanging out on a balcony...

Especially not OVER the balcony.

And these places as well:

 

1. On A Dingo Farm

Baby might get dingo-y.

 

2. At A Juggalo Family Reunion

Baby might get all face painty.

 

3. Laser Tag Regional Semi-Finals

Baby might get all lasery.

 

4. During A Jedi Duel

Baby might get lightsabery.

 

5. The Post Apocalyptic Future

Baby might get all dusty.

 

6. Superman The Roller Coaster

Baby might get all roller coastery.

 

7. On A Moon Walk

Baby might get all spacey.

 

8. While Hang Gliding

Baby might get all windy.

 

9. During A Shark Dive

Baby might get all gobbled-uppy.

 

10. Operating A Heavy-Lifting Exo-Suit

Baby might get all exo-suity.

 

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