10 Reasons Peanut Butter and Jelly is the Best Sandwich of All Time!
It's a shame that not everyone has all the peanut butter and jelly they can eat — a problem you can help rectify via the Peanut Butter and Jam Slam. I mean, peanut butter and jelly is so OBVIOUSLY the greatest type of sandwich of all time. Don't believe me? Well, allow me to PROVE it to you! Read these ten reasons why peanut butter and jelly is the best sandwich of all time and just you TRY to keep clinging to your doubt!
These flavors combine PERFECTLY
Peanut butter's kind of salty while jelly is super sweet. There's never been a more perfect combination. In fact, former WWE World Tag Team Champions The Legion of Doom were once quoted as saying "Thank god we never had to go up against peanut butter and jelly."
It's a light meal
Unlike pastrami or — god forbid — meatball, a peanut butter and jelly sandwich isn't so heavy it'll make you sleepy after you eat it. This makes it a great sandwich to eat at work so you can actually get stuff done in the afternoon! The American workforce salutes you, peanut butter and jelly!
It's just a simple fact
Some things are so obvious we take them for granted: Pancakes are better than waffles, "Fishscale" is the best Ghostface Killah record, the true meaning of Christmas is the feeling you get in your heart, and peanut butter and jelly is the best sandwich of all time.
I mean COME ON. COME ON!
Candy is playing catch up
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups are still only halfway to where peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are!
Easy to make, but not TOO easy to make
While it isn't hard to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, it isn't necessarily EASY either. It's at least takes more work to make than a ham sandwich, which is just a piece of meat slapped between two breads. The hint of effort you have to put into a peanut butter and jelly sandwich is the difference between lazy slack-abouts and champions. Did you know that over 99 percent of college dropouts say their favorite sandwich is ham?
It reminds us that we can get along with those that are different than us
The fact that peanut butter and jelly, so different in their consistency and flavors, get on so well together reminds us that we can accept those that are different than us. For instance, without peanut butter and jelly's example, I doubt I'd still talk to my friend who thinks waffles are better than pancakes, "Supreme Clientele" is the best Ghostface record, and the true meaning of Christmas is getting presents.
Just look at it!
Doesn't that look great?!
"Peanut butter and jelly is the greatest kind of sandwich ever" holds the world record for "World's Most Verifiable Opinion"
And that's from the Guinness Book of World Records. They know what's UP.
Man I really love eating peanut butter and jelly!
Why do YOU think peanut butter and jelly is the best sandwich of all time? Let me know in the comments below!