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10 Rumors About The Next Nintendo Console!

Posted By: Gordy on 04.25.11

Nintendo announced this week that they will be releasing a new console in 2012, and will be debuting it at this year’s E3 convention in June. Details about the system, codenamed either the “Wii 2” or “Project Café,” are sketchy, but here are some rumors we are hearing about the new system’s capabilities.

New controller style

Instead of the Wii’s iconic control stick, the new system will have a hybrid between a iPad-like touch screen interface, and an old analogue controller.

HD Graphics

Supposedly the new Wii will run in 1080p, and may be able to utilize Stereoscopic 3D.

Powerful hardware

At the heart of the new system will be a 3-core IBM PowerPC processor that is more powerful than either the current XBOX or PlayStation.

More Mario games

He’s played soccer, tennis, and even golf. He’s explored the mushroom kingdom, the world of dreams, and even the galaxy. But you won’t believe what they are going to have him do next. Amazing things, like, uh… Badminton, and tetherball, and any other sport they can think of, not even really, really dumb sports will be spared. We’re talking Mario Curling here. There’s also a new innovative 1D game called Super Single-Point-In-Space-Mario.

Wrist Supports

Since the controller is going to weigh over 20 lbs, special wrist supports made out of old hangers will be available. These officially licensed Nintendo products will cost about $55.

Extra I's

The XBOX 360 has an embarrassing ZERO letter I’s in its name. The Nintendo Wii leads the current generation with more than doubles the i’s of its closest competitor, the PlayStation 2. For comparison’s sake, remember that the SEGA Genesis ran with one I, and that was back in 1989! The new Wii is said to feature up to 10 i’s.

More hardcore games

Nintendo has been criticized in the past for appealing to casual gamers to the exclusion of hardcore gamers, and they aim to fix that with their next console. Not only will the next Wii have popular shooters like Modern Warfare, a special Nintendo kinetic vest will be available that lets players feel the action, and possibly even die because of in-game injuries. VERY hardcore!

Reverse Avatars

Every console these days allows you to make a customizable avatar. The new Wii is going to take that technology and reverse it. The new Wii will be the first system that allows you to edit yourself to match your Mii. Say goodbye to those pesky fingers.

Ungroundable mode

No matter how much trouble you get in, Nintendo promises that your parents will never, EVER be able to forbid you from playing the new Wii. Supposedly, if you have a system, they also will not be able to say no when you request cash for more Nintendo games. It’s an exciting new technology called Mind Contrl, and although it’s a terrifying misuse of science, I’m strangely compelled be excited about it, unless I want the Wii in the corner to make the headaches comes back again.

Real Pokeballs

Building on one of their most popular franchises, the new Wii will come complete with a REAL Pokeball. Throw it at an animal, and the quantum shrinking technology captures them! Then you can make your new prisoners FIGHT. It’s designed for animals, but it should work on little brothers too. Try it out!

What are some features YOU would want on the new Wii? Let us know in the comments!

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Tags: mario, nintendo, rumor, wii

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FACEIST

30 weeks ago

i thought you guys liked assassins creed dont go killing altair with links face

2coolsmosh

42 weeks ago

@mushjell ME TOO

mushjell

44 weeks ago

I want that pokeball sooo bad!

devincard

46 weeks ago

pokeball and a wish machine ohh and what everyone else wants virtual reality

pokemon9277

48 weeks ago

I wish the last one was real.

Mustarify

49 weeks ago

this was the first time that smosh didn't said something bad against nintendo...

Mustarify

49 weeks ago

this was the first time that smosh didn't said something bad against nintendo...

isukumi

49 weeks ago

i want a real pokeball!!! that is amazing!!! :D

iordanis814

50 weeks ago

i want a real pokeball too

Maiseland

50 weeks ago

I want a real pokeball!

okama2

50 weeks ago

dude, link looks gay in every zelda game there has ever been! i actualy think, that they made his charter gay, not that he just looks gay!!!

chocoholic1

56 weeks ago

Doesn't Mario already do curlng in Mario and Sonic at the olympic winter games? I'm just sayin'

SabakuNoAmber

56 weeks ago

I hope all of these come true.
ADD MORE FIRETRUCKING METROID GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

cardgamestycoon

56 weeks ago

i'm a die-hard zelda fan so this is hard to say, but link looks gay in that zelda pic

domagojfk

56 weeks ago

i would catch my older brothers with it and throw it in the woods so they would be gone foreva..... xD

rmxpokeman

56 weeks ago

I wonder, if they actually do make a "sequeL' to the Wii, will it be fully backwards compatible?

EmelynAngel

56 weeks ago

I WANT POKEBALLS!

3DK1000

56 weeks ago

At last I saw u acting like me....
tech geeks :D

ZeAlien

56 weeks ago

I SO want the hardcore vest, the mind controlling thing, HD graphics, powerful hardware and, even though I'm not a Pokemon fan, the real Pokeball! Hope they'll be real and still not cost as much money

jojo8199

56 weeks ago

probably the rumors aren't but there is going to be a new nintendo console

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Caf%C3%A9< /p>

jojo8199

56 weeks ago

probably the rumors aren't but there is going to be a new nintendo console

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Caf%C3%A9< /p>

Piecesibble

56 weeks ago

gimme the new controlerrr!

NickNet

56 weeks ago

The feature I would want on it? The real Pokéball, seriously.

evandunkel

56 weeks ago

firetruckING SPAM. PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS. like now... please?

royboy159

56 weeks ago

It's a classic controller pro for wii, with a screen, probably fake!

nakedrussian

56 weeks ago

you guys srsly need to do something about these annoying people showing of their stupid fashion sites in the comments that nobody gives a sh*t about! it's groing larger every day!

nakedrussian

56 weeks ago

you guys srsly need to do something about these annoying people showing of their stupid fashion sites in the comments that nobody gives a candy about! it's groing larger every day!

Mina!

56 weeks ago

i want the pokemon ball!!!!!

JobBos

56 weeks ago

I wish I never bought a wii

ninapet

56 weeks ago

in the picture link looks gay :p

Magalink

56 weeks ago

I JUST WANT IT!! I NEED IT!! MORE ZELDA!! MORE SMASH BROS!! And hopefully, MORE FIRE EMBLEM!!
I wonder if my dream of a U2 Rock Band will ever come true... *sigh*

zennanyah

56 weeks ago

That's firetruckING awesome even the 20lbs that's like some traing while playing so when using pencils it will be so easy plus the firetrucking pokeball "@-@" amazazing!

Xx_zanedeath_xX

56 weeks ago

its cool and all but 20lbs yea right

Xx_zanedeath_xX

56 weeks ago

false and homosexual

Glaceon22

56 weeks ago

I just want the real pokeball!

StrawBerryCheesecake

56 weeks ago

ANOTHER SMASHBROS GAME, :D

ssmmaa

56 weeks ago

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CaseyEatsBrains

56 weeks ago

itsa me, Mario!!

dannppp

56 weeks ago

dont forget the powerglove

smoish

56 weeks ago

YOU WON'T DRINK ANY SODA SOFT DRINK AFTER WATCHING THE SHOCKING VIDEO BELOW..I BET
░░▒▓███► SHOCKING VIDEO ◄███▓▒░░

baconburns

56 weeks ago

THAT BE SO AWESOME

ann4ever

56 weeks ago

Real Pokeballs would be epic.

Nefi424

56 weeks ago

actually, the preasure belt and the reverse avatar avatar are both real and true!!

cyber_max

56 weeks ago

IT PRINTS MONEY!!

foodbattlesofsmosh

56 weeks ago

Most of these rumors aren't even rumors. And the controller rumor is obviously fake, as you can ssee the 3DS menu bar on the top of the screen, jsut something photoshopped

ravenr1

56 weeks ago

i really want the pokeball i wanna catch a hamster,a bunny, a panda ,and a puppy

Ittybit

56 weeks ago

LMAO Nice.

pimple_popper

56 weeks ago

I don't know which of these to take seriously

Jonathan123xD

56 weeks ago

I WANT A REAL POKEBALL WITH MY WII