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10 Sexiest Presidents
Let's be honest. There is nothing sexier than a powerful man. I've been brain-washed into believing that and I really, really do! And Presidents are the most powerful people EVER! So in honor of President's day, here's a look at the top 10 POTUS with the MOSTEST! Sex appeal that is. RAWWWRR!
George Washington
This is the only person in the US of A who can say 'FIRST!' and have it be incredibly badass. If I was alive during the Revolutionary War times, I would've totally let him chop down my cherry tree!
JFK
He's looking pretty yummy in this pic! It would be an honor to have Marilyn Monroe's sloppy seconds!
Teddy Roosevelt
Teddy is for sure the Chuck Norris of Presidents. Except he's obviously way hotter because of his sensitive side. He will not only wrestle a mountain lion to save your life, he will share tea and crumpets with you afterwards and still look completely butch with his pinky in the air as he hoists a tea cup. Plus, I have a weird thing for Mr. Pringles.
Barack Obama
This is the first president we've ever had with a six pack. He's like the Taylor Lautner of Presidents, only friggin' brilliant, and instead of fighting a sparkly vampire he takes out Osama bin Laden.
Ulysses S. Grant
Sure he was a bit of an alcoholic, but he basically won the Civil War and he kind of looks like Russell Crowe... before he got a little bit bloated.
Harry Truman
Bruno Mars will catch a grenade for you? Truman will drop an atomic bomb for you! That's how he rolls! Also he has one of the greatest moments in Pwnage history! IN YO FACE, DEWEY!
Bill Clinton
It's true. Ladies love a bad boy. And he is the naughtiest president ever. His only cons are that he'll cheat on you and he's he vegan, which kind of makes him lose a little of his bad boy appeal. Bad boys don't eat roasted vegetable quinoa.
Franklin Pierce
Sure, no one remembers who the hell this president is, but he looks pretty fine so he made the list! I don't know what he's about to pull out of his pocket but I'm hoping he's happy to see me!
FDR
Dude was elected FOUR times! He's like the most popular guy in high school. Plus he was loaded and liked to give to those less fortunate than him. I happen to be less fortunate and like to receive from those who are loaded. He's my kind of guy!
Abraham Lincoln
Sure he looks like a hipster, but he was sporting the Abraham Lincoln look when it was still called a neckbeard. And let's see, um... he freed the slaves and he killed vampires. Buh Bye Cullen!
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Alana-EB123
4 weeks ago
I <3 AMERICA
gingerking243
13 weeks ago
WTF! This is weird. Why you post bad pictures?
mexicanandproud101
13 weeks ago
So...confused...O.o. not sure what's going on.
Well I feel lonely.TT.TT
Poppsicle
13 weeks ago
Instead of taking out sparkly vampires, he takes out osama bin laden. P. S. these presidents arent sexy
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13 weeks ago
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13 weeks ago
America is a great country but they are always starting wars and they also owe China 13 trillion dollars($13,000,000,000,000 yes its the actual amount) and by the year 2016 China will be the biggest superpower in the world and to try to solve that America will start World War 3.
cannel
13 weeks ago
Hiroshima/Nagasaki jokes... really?
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13 weeks ago
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troy2695
13 weeks ago
I didn't know Franklin Pierce was a free mason
murphy7801
13 weeks ago
Yer this all fun but Hiroshima based jokes thats just tasteless
jorod3
13 weeks ago
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13 weeks ago
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supersmoshymonr
13 weeks ago
I Am so proud to be American..........
Zariel Guardado
13 weeks ago
this is so wrong... on soooo many levels Dx ewey
theduck
13 weeks ago
...I kind of wish I was American now.
pen-man97
13 weeks ago
hmmm, maybe andrew jackson, bitch won us the war of 1812. and he had pet banks!!!
smoshjam302444
13 weeks ago
osama got obama'd!!!!! america rules!!!!!! the us army pwns all other countrys! even china!
GO AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
smoshjam302444
13 weeks ago
barack obama is bad@$$.
Chibbii
13 weeks ago
Obama :D
Lita9035
13 weeks ago
I like to say NO to the last one
E.M.T.
13 weeks ago
No... just no...
Rainbowbunz
13 weeks ago
The way FDR is sitting in that car. He's a boss automatically.
password18
13 weeks ago
wow
drewe220
13 weeks ago
Ya but vegans have vegan powers. which is pretty badass.
20503lol
13 weeks ago
barack was lokin' fine n that pic!! was it foto shopped? cuz i was luvin' that bod!!
PotterNERD
13 weeks ago
Oh and Bill Clinton's HEy :Ladies need to have its own special MEME series because that's a fuckin awesome face and with some captions and add-ons I'd laugh my ass off at that
PotterNERD
13 weeks ago
And Abe is the hottest FDR reminds me of my grandfather so that's just weird and I think George Bush needs to be on here just for laughs cause he ain't sexy
PotterNERD
13 weeks ago
Omg is that seriously Obama or did you photo shop it cause that body looks pretty young I'd say
smoshychick98
13 weeks ago
hi
Music39
13 weeks ago
Always abe for #1