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10 Smoshingly Good Acronyms

Posted By: Tamar on 01.13.11

WTF, FML, STFU, GFY, ADHD…acronyms make life so much easier! Instead of sharing your feelings, you can punch in a couple of letters and express yourself in clever, time-saving internet acronyms.

We're kind of bored with the ones out there, so we thought we'd see if we could come up with a few more exciting ones that our readers can use every day.

1. WTFT – What The FireTruck???

WTF is the universal acronym for “Wait! What the f*ck just happened here?!?” But Jesus doesn’t like it when you use swear words. As Smosh readers know, it makes Him happy when people say “firetruck” instead of the eff word.

From now on, you’d normally say WTF, say WTFT instead and see how long it takes people to notice. When they ask you what the extra T is for, refuse to tell them and cackle mysteriously. Bonus points for saying STFTU instead of STFU!

2. WWIAD – What Would Ian & Anthony Do?

Whenever you’re in doubt of the best course of action, ask yourself, “What would Ian and Anthony do?” Then do the exact opposite. If you want someone to do the opposite of what they’re doing, say WWIAD. When the person asks what it stands for, tell them they aren’t cool enough to know.

3. JBISG – Justin Bieber Is So Gay!

Being gay is cool, but being Justin Bieber is not. The next time you see someone throwing a hissy fit over something really stupid, like smudging their lip gloss, you and your GFs can roll your eyes and say JBISG.

4. THU – Twilight Haters Unite

The world is divided into two groups—and not Team Jacob and Team Edward. No, there are (sane) people who hate Twilight and (self-loathing goth) people who think sparkly vampires are the coolest thing ever.

There always seems to be at least one Twilight fangirl at every party, just dying to tell you all about how she wishes she could move to Fork. When you see her approach, text THU to your friends so they'll toss you a crucifix.

5. IBS – I’ve Been Slimed!

When someone does something really crappy to you for no particular reason, you’ve been slimed. Text IBS, and Bill Murray will rush over with an Ecto-Containment Unit and trap, remove and store the slimer.

6. PMS – Protect Me Smosh!

When the Bat Signal is broken, turn to Smosh for help. Our superpowers are legendary! If you’ve been the victim of ultimate evil, just text PMS, and Ian and Anthony will go kung-fu on that evil’s ass. But only once a month…

7. HGH – Haterz Gonna Hate

Why do haters hate? You might as well ask why Anakin was doomed to follow the Dark Side … things are the way they are because that’s the way they are. When you see a hater hatin’, all you can do is shrug and say "HGH." They’re gonna hate, but you don’t have to be hatin’ that they hate.

8. IST – I Stumbled It

Yeah, you saw something you thought was funny so you Liked it on FB. BFD. Anyone can do that.

Hardcore people know that when you see something awesome beyond awesomeness, you’ve gotta Stumble it so others can take note of your amazing powers of awesomeness-spotting.

The next time you and your homies are texting each other about the hottie who just walked by, say ISI and your buds will know that you did, indeed, spot the awesomeness…and you Like it.

9. MIC – Meanwhile, In Canada

Nothing ever happens in Canada. Nothing. Ever. You can walk for days and hear nothing except bears yawning and crickets chirping. You’re bored, and the noise is driving you mad.

It’s the same feeling as when you’re stuck listening to stoners drone on and on about why pot should be legalized or to delusional Republicans try to explain why Sarah Palin would make a great president … blah, blah, blah … MIC …

10. NOCYWF – No One Cares You Were First

One of the great mysteries of life is why people take so much pride in being the first person to comment on a post. We have news for you: NOCYWF!!!!! You’re still a tool.

What do you think about our new acronyms? Are you going to use them every day?

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Tags: acronyms, canada, firetruck, internet, twilight, wtf, wtft

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91 Comments

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-shexy_mofos-

4 weeks ago

8. they said BFD instead of BFTD. shame shame shame!!

GH36

12 weeks ago

Jack64, for me it's better than me saying f!#$ because Jesus doesn't like it when you swear.

PotterNERD

18 weeks ago

Those are the TRUE ways to use these acronyms juuuust sayyying

PotterNERD

18 weeks ago

BFF= Best freinds funeral
LOL= lemurs of looooove
ROLF= rock on fathers leg
OMG= oh mother's goat!
GFY= ghosts feel yummy
DR= Druggie Raver
TTYL- tele tubbie yells lust
LOL = lord of lard
JK= Jesus Krist (I know i spelled it wrong on purpose)
FYI= FiretrUCK your ICE
FML= From Mommy --- Love

pain5225

21 weeks ago

i will use them evry day of my life !!!! <3 ^.^

Julius 99

34 weeks ago

BOOYAH!!!!!!!!!! I'm 86th!!!

D-Mania

44 weeks ago

That last one of Jenson Button from F1 (Racing series) is HALARIOUS!!!!!!!! (I don't care about spelling!!!)

guywithchocolate

45 weeks ago

i have nothing to say about this because i live in canada . .

mmspace24

61 weeks ago

when some one tried to beat me up i screamed ''protect me Oprah!''

superbunny2810

67 weeks ago

i'll try and use all of them but MIC really im from canada HGH :)

brewerbumsen

68 weeks ago

First.

HarrietC

70 weeks ago

I'll try to use 1, 4, 5, 6, and 9. But how will you know to come help me when I send out 6? Do you have some psychic superpower or something?

HammocksRCool

70 weeks ago

Firetruck is one word, doofus.

LightningFast

70 weeks ago

MIC...

We gots stoners.

Republicans can GTFTO.

Bluesmurf17

70 weeks ago

lol I agree with the last one

huya92

70 weeks ago

consider taking it to a professional
http://clothesmall.org . Shoe cobblers will usually do coach wallet and bag restoration.Go to the thrift store

Geegee333

70 weeks ago

SRUB
SMOSH ROCKERS UNITE, BITCHESSSSSSSSS x0DD
yeah..idk

awsome...stuff234

70 weeks ago

JBISG TOTALY TRUE

soooooooooo yeah thats it

LizWolf

70 weeks ago

WWIAD, going to use that one. None of my friends watch Smosh so they wont know, if they ask what it means, obviously i will tell them they arent cool enough to know. (;
also PMS.

huya64

70 weeks ago

consider taking it to a professional
http://clothesmall.org . Shoe cobblers will usually do coach wallet and bag restoration.Go to the thrift store

XxMoe_FauxX

70 weeks ago

lol. PMS is my favourite.

huya25

70 weeks ago

consider taking it to a professional
http://clothesmall.org . Shoe cobblers will usually

do coach wallet and bag restoration.Go to the thrift store

huya25

70 weeks ago

consider taking it to a professional
http://clothesmall.org . Shoe cobblers will usually do coach wallet and bag restoration.Go to the thrift store

EmilyDarling

70 weeks ago

MIC..oh wait, nothing happened..ha.:D I kid, I kid.

weirdslippers

70 weeks ago

There should be one for these annoying jack wagons that keep spamming the comments. -.-

kyon-kyon123

70 weeks ago

Things do happen in Canada.

henry535

70 weeks ago

I made this quick 1 minute video to show you how to get free stuff like microsoft points, or xbox live, or anything from ebay or other sites.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rujk6G9O408

prs1290

70 weeks ago

PMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

huya25

70 weeks ago

consider taking it to a professional
http://clothesmall.org . Shoe cobblers will usually do coach wallet and bag restoration.Go to the thrift store

omgwtfbbqddr617

70 weeks ago

Thu is actually the name of one of my friends. I don't think she likes Twilight, anyway. lol

smoshfrance

70 weeks ago

NO ONE CARES YOU WERE FIRST Hahaha XD XD XD

smoshfrance

70 weeks ago

NO ONE CARE YOU WERE FIRST Hahaha XD XD XD

Crayola Monster

70 weeks ago

WTFT = what the flying tomato STFU = shut the fish up and WTH = what the hair piece

weiwei46

70 weeks ago

consider taking it to a professional
http://clothesmall.org . Shoe cobblers will usually do coach wallet and bag restoration.Go to the thrift store

weiwei46

70 weeks ago

consider taking it to a professional
http://clothesmall.org . Shoe cobblers will usually do coach wallet and bag restoration.Go to the thrift store

iGetBored.T_T

70 weeks ago

Nice. I'm gonna use some. Not to sound hipster or anything, but I used the firetruck stuff before you made the video. XD

weiwei46

70 weeks ago

consider taking it to a professional
http://clothesmall.org . Shoe cobblers will usually do coach wallet and bag restoration.Go to the thrift store

Chibbii

71 weeks ago

haha i read BR-Best regards as best retards... wow im dumb

123pogo

71 weeks ago

WFT is where's the food! xD

Elliedepellie

71 weeks ago

@wearwolf38

haha:D nice one

lovethesky

71 weeks ago

OMG THE LAST ONE IS SOOOOOO TRUUEEEEEE and JBISG :))))))) , oh yeah
symbols : :L is isnt laughing , laughing is " :)) " or " =)) " and of course there are more emoticons :->

nerdno2

71 weeks ago

PMS!..
doesn't work :(

tmanintown

71 weeks ago

WWIAD so god dam funny

5PokemoN7

71 weeks ago

PMS!!!

henry535

71 weeks ago

I made this quick 1 minute video to show you how to get free stuff like microsoft points, or xbox live, or anything from ebay or other sites.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rujk6G9O408

magicalmonkeyturd

71 weeks ago

Hmmmmmm WWIAD

magicalmonkeyturd

71 weeks ago

Hmmmmmm WWIAD

magicalmonkeyturd

71 weeks ago

not gay
not gay
not gay
not gay
not gay
not gay
not gay
not gay
not gay
not gay
not gay
not gay
MIC
gay
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gay
gay
gay
gay
gay
gay
gay
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gay
gay