10 Thanksgiving Pick-Up Lines

Thanksgiving is a time for family, fine food and making long-lasting memories. It's also a great time to make your moves with some holiday-related naughty wordplay!

 

I Must Compliment You On Your Lovely Spread! 

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The Hostess will definitely appreciate that you appreciate all her hard work!

 

What Do You Say I Pop A Wig Wam And Invite You Over? I'd Love To Pass The Peace Pipe With You!

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What better way to impress the ladies than by offering up some old-school tradition? Your peace pipe will be smoking in no time!

 

One Look At You And Imma Have To Unbutton My Pants! Cause They Are About To Burst!

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Let her know that you like her for more than just her fine cooking!

 

You're The Only Girl I'd Ever Share My Secret Method To Moist Turkey With!

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Way to make a girl feel special!

 

I'm The Opposite Of A Turkey...I Cook For Four And A Half Hours After My Timer Pops!

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This line will probably fail on a guest who's about to enter a tryptophan coma. The only thing she'll want four and a half hours of is sleep!

 

No Need To Get Up For Seconds! I'm More Than Happy To Let You Gobble Off Of My Plate!

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Show your chivalrous side! That never hurts...even if it isn't 100% chivalrous.

 

So, Technically We're Not Blood Related, Right? Cause Those Juicy Breasts Are Making Me Hungry!

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It's always a good idea to find out if you share a bloodline before flirting.

 

Why Don't You Put Down That Second Piece Of Pie, Pretty Pilgrim. I Think It's High Time You Discovered My Plymouth Rock.

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Or heck...let her bring the pie! Exploring can make you hungry!

 

There's Only One Cavity That I Wanna Stuff...If You Know What I'm Saying!

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Best not to drive the point home with a raw turkey carcass. Salmonella's a definite turn off!

 

Wanna Pull The Wishbone With Me? I Promise I'll Let You Win!

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Awww! She'll be swooning over you after you lay this line on her! Or breaking your bone in half with her foot. Tread carefully.

What are some other Thanksgiving pick-up lines? Let me know @desijedeikin or in the comments below!

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