Smosh Funny videos, Funny Pictures, Images, Comedy Online

SMOSH PIT

10 Things I’d Rather Do Than See That Bieber Movie

Posted By: Danny Licht on 02.11.11

Justin Bieber’s Saturday nights have gone from recording YouTube videos to playing with millions of fifth-grade girls’ hearts. The Usher protege has also proven to be much more than just well-conditioned hair and prepubescent vocal cords: he’s also a movie star. So he sings, he dances, and he’s in movies? He is just like Beyoncé, and I hated Dreamgirls (Mean Girls is far superior). Here are some things I would prefer to do than sit through two hours of Bieber.

Summer in Guantánamo Bay

I’ve always wanted to go on a Caribbean beach vacation. Guantánamo Bay seems like a worthwhile solution, especially if it gets me away from hearing sappy stories of little-kid pop stars. Also, waterboarding is like wake boarding, yeah?

Be rid of my senses

Hey, if all of my senses are just going to be tortured in that place they call a movie theater by mister golden hair, I’d rather have them all just removed. At least get rid of sound, that noise is fatal.

Sit at home poking my eyes and cutting my ears for two hours

If they’re going to be abused in the theater, why not just have them defiled from the comfort of my own sofa?

Be taken care of by Kathy Bates

Evil nurse/scary person in general Kathy Bates would be a terrific alternative to seeing the never say something movie. Sure, they both involve extraneous torture, but at least with Kathy Bates I’d get to lie in bed while my inalienable rights are abused.

Attend a Black Eyed Peas concert

If the Super Bowl halftime show was any sort of an indication, the Peas are at an all-time horrible low (since when did they have a new album come out in November?). This concert, however, would likely involve food venders.

Have Megan Fox’s thumbs

How in the world did these frightful fingers pass natural selection? I’d rather have these freaks of nature than go see that Bieber thing. Okay okay, I’m being being mean; the Bieber movie can’t be that bad.

Watch a Glee marathon

Not only do they kill real songs, but the acting is worse than Disney Channel. Nevertheless, this would also involve the option of muting and does not involve little girls’ hormones escaping via their vocal cords.

Sacrifice sanity

That documentary-ish thing will take it away anyway, so I’d rather just get over with it. That is, if they can find any left.

Be the guy who’s fired because of that Super Bowl Coke commercial

Probably the worst ad of the Super Bowl, that extremely confusing, weirdly animated monster mash must’ve been the end of somebody’s career at some ad agency. I’d rather get fired from my job than be injected with the Bieber fever.

Be trapped in Cairo

Where there’s chaos, there’s excitement. Where there’s a Bieber movie, there’s headache. Also, they probably don’t even allow that movie in Egypt. Yay despots!

Why would you never see Never Say Never? What horrible things would you rather do than see the Bieber movie? Tell us in the comments below!

Check Out The Many Faces Of Justin Bieber!

Tags: 10, bieber, do, i'd, justin, movie, rather, see, than, the, things

You Might Also Be Interested In

Sleepover EXTRAS

23 Year Old Dude Makes $100K Off Osama's Death

Celebrity Ancestors that Fought in the American Revolution

Ghost vs. Cat - What's Haunting Your House?

55 Comments

Post new comment

tigerbarbkiller

2 weeks ago

i'd rather punch a brick wall than see a justin bieber consert :[

TheAwesomeKaris

2 weeks ago

Does anyone remember when the black eyed peas performed at the Super Bowl? cuz they were horrible i would rather listen to them live then go to the beiber movie

TheAwesomeKaris

2 weeks ago

I would rather listen to a really high pitched noise then go to justin beiber movie

geekdomisnevera...

5 weeks ago

I'm offended I have her thumbs!
~Proud Mutant~

HomestarSmosher

43 weeks ago

I'd rather play Action 52!

jjiam

54 weeks ago

WTF is going on with her thumbs????

ikke267

57 weeks ago

I practically have the same thumbs like Megan Fox
just a whole lot shorter...

NickyChan

66 weeks ago

I agree with not watching the Idiotic Bieber Movie BUT I have to disagree with your Glee Theory, Glee is pretty good. What do you mean worse than Disney?

Darkstar407

66 weeks ago

...the coke commercial wasnt bad

qhx392

66 weeks ago

I'd rather be beat up by a mob of angry autistic kids

RileyTidmarsh

66 weeks ago

i'd rather just have my mancard revoked... it'll happen if i go see that movie anyway

rmxpokeman

66 weeks ago

Thank God, I thought I was the only one who would rather be doing these exact things than see that godforsaken movie.

beefy_penquin

66 weeks ago

i would rather be seen peeing myself in front of a million people than go see that movie

roeyoboat

66 weeks ago

Stupid auto correct. I meant to say concert.

roeyoboat

66 weeks ago

Stupid auto correct. I meant to say concert.

roeyoboat

66 weeks ago

I'd rather see the Bieber movie than go to a Black Eyed Peas commercial.

jeje35

66 weeks ago

maybe you can find answers here:
========= http://tinyurl.com/23lm6pa/ =========
DIOR SUNGLASS,DG SUNGLASS$15
=========

bobrick

66 weeks ago

fart\

huzimin

66 weeks ago

Sunglasses(Oakey,coach,gucci,A r m a i n i) $15

New era cap $12

Bikini (Ed hardy,polo) $20

accept paypal and free shipping

http://www.fashionstyle2

emogirl4o97

66 weeks ago

I WOULD KILL ANYONE NOT TO GO SEE HIM OR KILL HIM SO NO ONE HAS TO SEE IT>

heckyesunicorns

66 weeks ago

I would rather watch a marathon of The Nanny than see Justin Bieber's movie. Yeah. He pisses me off even more than Fran Drescher.

tinklefairy43

66 weeks ago

or watch the Cleveland Cavs try to win a game

dounutmasacar64rocks

66 weeks ago

Jesus! her thumbs are toes! omfg gross!!

nico14

66 weeks ago

this article is great!!!
(i already have my smosh shirt!!!)

llRiSiNgll

66 weeks ago

I thought that super bowl commercial was pretty funny...guess you don't know whats funny obviously cause this post sucks

iLoveSmosh97

66 weeks ago

LMFAO!! i rather do all those things too :)

semkok

66 weeks ago

@tabby4347 It is justine. Well it should be. :d Anyways, why'd you capatalize her name? She doesn't deserve her name to be capatalized...

semkok

66 weeks ago

@tabby4347 It is justine. Well it should be. :d Anyways, why'd you capatalize her name? She doesn't deserve her name to be capatalized...

semkok

66 weeks ago

@tabby4347 It is justine. Well it should be. :d Anyways, why'd you capatalize her name? She doesn't deserve her name to be capatalized...

iGetBored.T_T

66 weeks ago

Wow, I don't like Beiber either, but that's a little harsh, lol. Oh, well. All I'm gonna do is watch TV. :P

wuliao1111

66 weeks ago

Fabulous surprise. Our company has discount activities recent days.
please click the web ,you can find big pleasantly surprised
╭⌒╮WELCOME==== http://madejerseys.org/ ====
We can supply series of

Lindaful4XP

66 weeks ago

thumbs o.o

BEPisdefinite

66 weeks ago

Smosh, i think you guys are funny, but please suck your own balls. The black eyed peas didnt do good on the halftime show ill admit, even fergie admitted. but most halftime shows suck. do i have to re