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10 Ways To Get Better iPhone 4 Reception

Posted By: ThatJerkDan on 07.15.10

Since its launch last month, Apple’s iPhone 4 has been plagued with accusations of poor signal quality if held by the lower left corner of the device.

Apple CEO Steve Jobs even came out and told customers, “just don’t hold the phone that way.”

Consumer Reports has panned the device and has suggested that iPhone owners fix the defect with duct tape.

Here are some suggestions of even better methods for improving the alleged iPhone reception glitch:

1. Tin Foil Hat

Block deadly gamma rays from outer space and dangerous CIA mind-control beams, while at the same time ensuring that you never miss or drop a call.

2. Air-Conditioning Duct

If a little piece of duct tape fixes the problem then why not put your iPhone inside the object that duct tape was created for in the first place. With this baby wrapped around your iPhone you’ll probably be able to make calls from the bottom of South Africa’s TauTona mineshaft, the worlds deepest (2.4 miles).

3. Call Near Those Fake Tree Cell Phone Tower Thingies

Quit being such a baby and trying to make calls wherever you want. Try being less selfish, and only make phone calls within visual distance of cell phone towers.

4. Suit Of Armor

Don’t take any guff from your iPhone, get medieval on its a**. Start wearing a suit of armor. Who cares if your finger covers the phone’s antenna – You ARE an antenna!!!

5. Talk To Your Friends In Person

Do you really need to pay $150 a month just be able to tell your best friend that you’ve got a crush on the guy who sits in front of you in English? Tell them in person, and save yourself nearly $2,000 a year.

6. Use Your Own Satellite

Why not work hard, study in school and grow up to own your very own telecommunications company? Then you could have your own private astronauts install a satellite that orbits you in space so you’ll never miss a call again.

7. Build A Time Machine

Build a time machine so you can send yourself into the future to the year 2012 when the iPhone 5 comes out and the phone’s current design flaw has been repaired.

8. Go DIY

Just grab a tin can and some string, and use this old-fashioned steampunk solution. It was good enough for your Great Grandpa in World War I, so it should be good enough for you, too.

9. Use A Landline

Speaking of old-timey solutions, why not just make your calls from a landline? Then you can save your iPhone’s batteries for important things like playing games and using the Fart Machine app.

10. The Official Smosh Portable Personal Communications Dish

The ultimate solution to any cell phone, television or transistor radio reception problem. Completely 100% portable. Take it to the movies, take it to the mall or take it to the beach. The Smosh Portable Personal Communications Dish goes where you go.

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Tags: article, comedy, funny, humor, iphone

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Skyeye2632

2 weeks ago

I'm on my iPod touch right now and I held it on the lower left corner and I lost signal

hyperfoxeye

5 weeks ago

flap yo wings i dont think he was able to guess steve jobs death genius

random1122

5 weeks ago

im looking atthis in 2012 and fucking i phone 5

FlapYoWings

7 weeks ago

im in 2012 and theres no iphone 5

Mr.Brojangles

8 weeks ago

Haha DIY

xsweetx619

38 weeks ago

11. buy an android?
bdw ABH <3

irelyn

43 weeks ago

ABH For Life!!!

muffingirl337

46 weeks ago

who would do number 5, thats just insane.

momochanda

49 weeks ago

Way to not be left handed people friendly iPhone. lol talk to your friends in person! I do that. :D

totle

51 weeks ago

HA! just talk to your friends in person!

lilmexicanx9

61 weeks ago

put a picture of Chuck Norris next to it!!! works.every.firetruckin.time

smyco

64 weeks ago

i have an iphone 3...

sloytary97

91 weeks ago

guys,ian or athony,tell me from where movie is that time machine,i have saw times ago that movie and i dont remember what movie is,please tell me

JadeElizabeth

91 weeks ago

"Talk to your friend in person" ? What's that?

Mark Waugh

92 weeks ago

I have not yet faced any problem from my Iphone-4. It works fine in different conditions.
Iphone Repair

bluecatslushie

96 weeks ago

I'd so use the last one!!!

iman44

96 weeks ago

I Want Revenge! - ihatenelly . com

Smosh15000

96 weeks ago

no, Marty201, it was first made for sealing up ammo boxes

Moron_inc

96 weeks ago

How about all you nerds with wealthy parents just stick with your iphone 3G instead of getting a new one that is basicaly the same thing? Little bitchs, all you do is piss and moan, try living on the

everythingrulz

96 weeks ago

wow... these... are so... practical... :P

Marty201

96 weeks ago

Duct tape was actually invented in 1942 during WWII to quickly seal up men with bad wounds durning combat so they could contine the battle and get treated at the end, if they lasted that long, it was

Mugdhamani

96 weeks ago

lol

cosmin14

96 weeks ago

lol!! go diy:)) epic candy

QueenDani

97 weeks ago

I'm lovin' number five. Good old fashioned face-to-face.

goalieguy48

97 weeks ago

why would we go to 2012 when we know the world will end why not go to 2053 maybe it has been fixed

smoshsfreakinfunny

97 weeks ago

Yeah, where can we buy "The Official Smosh Portable Personal Communications Dish" ?? =D

cinco777

97 weeks ago

lollll

iLoveSmosh97

97 weeks ago

lolz :)

AgentZero_rules

97 weeks ago

Looks like Steve Jobs doesn't like left handed people. What does the iphone and nintendo ds have in common? They both have different versions coming out each year. Money making bastards...

TeamBritter

97 weeks ago

They should recall the iPhone 4. Because if people are paying a lot of money for the phone, they should get one that acually works!! Oh and I need a Official Smosh Portable Personal Communications Dis