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The 10 Worst Christmas Gift Givers

Posted By: Desi Jedeikin on 12.21.10

The re-gift. The socks. The Weener Kleener. Thanks… but no thanks!

I hate to be ungrateful but sometimes Christmas ‘tis the season for giving crappy, cheap or inappropriate gifts. Some gifts are so bad that you’d actually prefer a lump of coal. But year after year you accept them graciously with the fakest smile you can muster and you put the people who gave them to you on your sh*t list forever.

Here’s a list of the worst offenders.

1. The Clueless

Some people just don’t know how to buy for children. Sure sometimes the kids love the gifts…but the parents? Not so much. A few pointers… dolls = good, blow up dolls = bad. Super Soaker = good, AK-47 = bad. And please…the mini liquor bottles you got on your flight? Not appropriate stocking stuffers!

2. The Bulk Buyer

Snuggies for the whole family….very bad. But then you had to force us all to take a picture together wearing them, which made it so, so, so much worse. Digital evidence of me looking like an a-hole. Thanks!

3. The Scrooge

Dayum! I didn’t even know the 99 cent store had gift receipts!!

4. The Predictable One

You know one thing about me. I like South Park. And I have to say, I died over the South Park chess set. And the Chef bobble head? LOVE! But Christmas, birthday, graduation, Easter…it’s always South Park. No one needs 14 different sizes of plushy Christmas poos, with all due respect to Mr. Hankey.

5. The Relative Who Still Thinks You’re Seven

Dear Nana, if you stop buying me Strawberry Shortcake backpacks, I’ll stop buying you thongs.

6. The Joker

These people are high-larious. It’s a plastic animal that poops jelly beans! It’s a cuddly stuffed turd and pee uh…pile! It’s a wiener cleaner…get it? Yeah I get it…now where’s my real present?

7. The Re-gifter

Thanks! I actually love the scarf. As much as I did when I gave it to you last Christmas. Can’t wait to see your face when you get it again next year!

8. Miss Crafty

Handmade can be the best kind of gift…or the worst. Yes to cashmere knits. No to anything that jazzes up my toilet, ruins a perfectly good pair of Chucks or seems like it might be worn by a crazy mofo.

9. Mr. Practical

Yes, technically I need underwear, socks and cedar-scented hangers, but there better be an Xbox 360 250GB Console with Kinect under that pile of tighty whities, cause Ima ‘bout to cry.

10. The Proud Parents

I don’t care if it’s a ‘professional’ portrait taken at the mall, I don’t want a picture of your kids! But I guess I’ll thank you for the frame, because I need one for this picture I took of my cat, Butters.

What’s the worst gift you’ve ever received? Let us know in the comments!

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ZombieKiller117

8 weeks ago

From #1, I'd rather get an AK-47 than a super soaker

Skitty27

13 weeks ago

I'm 13 and my grandma won't stop putting princess stickers on my cards. Even when I was 5 I didn't like Princesses!

lolperson2000

34 weeks ago

OMG!!! I really tore holes in a bag like that and wore it. Mom went like, "Take it off! You're too old for that nonsense!" LOL!

1bubblymonkey

43 weeks ago

I got a book. I kinda like to read but it wasn't a novel. It was one of those books that had lots of kid stories in it. I mean just send me a card with some money in it! jeez!

geekachu

44 weeks ago

@ninjapotato ur parents must be epic

NinjaPotato

44 weeks ago

I got a size 5, pink barbie bike helmet...when i was 12

Telerporting Tom

45 weeks ago

The worlds most funny fmiy jokes! it wasnt funny, i knew all of them

fullmetal177

50 weeks ago

i got 2 barbies from my aunt...when i was 16.
and my dad got me this manga book from japan but didnt look through it...it had cartoon naked pics of girls in it...awkward. never told him.

shadowlikesconverse

62 weeks ago

super little girly socks (im fourteen) and two books from the twilight series....
havent used either one yet......

shadowlikesconverse

62 weeks ago

super little girly socks (im fourteen) and two books from the twilight series....
havent used either one yet......

VictorGS

62 weeks ago

a hello kity rubix cube keychain... i'm a firetrucking dude god damn it

alittlemind

63 weeks ago

My worst gift i ever got was an action man cause my aunt thinks im a boy :L

Nichole96

63 weeks ago

The worst gift I've ever got was a make It yourself jewelry set. It was full of brite pinks and
Purple. I hate pink and purple. Not to mentionmy aunt bought it for me 4 years In a row!!!!!!!!

Kirlia

65 weeks ago

I got a pink necklace once, that I had to put together myself.
I hate crafts, and i hate pink. Thanx 4 that a-hole. :/

Eru Roraito

66 weeks ago

My grandma gave me paper bags once. You know, for origami. Or trash.

dorksnof

67 weeks ago

FOLLOW THESE STEPS 1. COVER YOUR MOUTH WITH YOUR HAND 2. WHISPER A WISH INTO YOUR HAND 3. POST THIS ON TO TEN OTHER COMMENTS 4. NOW LOOK AT YOUR HAND

JaynJay

72 weeks ago

well i got some firetruckn soap...........

yue11100

72 weeks ago

firetruck

yue11100

72 weeks ago

i got a firetrucking peice of toast

amuffin

73 weeks ago

This x-mas I got a box full of Hello-kitties from my Grand-father. (I'm 14) Creepy, pink Hello-kitties. I hate hello-kitties since i was nine. My Friend cover her as a hello-kittie on my Birthdayparty

GVPFilms

73 weeks ago

it was a week before xmas when my mom's printer exploted for a mysterious reason so in xmas she gave "me" a new printer... for here... i hated her so much

WammyzTardz

74 weeks ago

I got a book about etiquette, a bongo game set, and a damn Bratz CD.

blackwolves101

74 weeks ago

blackwolves101

74 weeks ago

my grandma got me a very firetrucking creepy lifesized doll o_____e, that looked like me!
it stared at me in my sleep! once she left to go back home i threw it in the garage and hit it with a hammer

brrrul

74 weeks ago

my sister onece gave me a cd she really wanted so see thought i would like it too yeah sure
and she once gave me a cd of a singer who i hate but she wopuldn't believe me that i hate her WTF
than i

squeezesoap

74 weeks ago

my brother gave me a bouncy ball... then he took it back

Gyro99

74 weeks ago

id say that the worst gift i ever received was this little 1-up mushroom key chain thing, which WAS fine... but it was made of those beads that u iron and it fell apart right there and then!!!

TheSentry

74 weeks ago

i got fish food, no joke there was a bagging issue

deadendrock

74 weeks ago

I once got a Jesse McCartney CD....I'm a 14 year old guy who likes punk..

MeProd

74 weeks ago

A box of Macaroni and Cheese and a giftcard.

darkkite23

74 weeks ago

I got a picture of Brittany spears.i liked her when i was 9, yes, but i also wanted something i could play with. i got candyty presents that year.

except for my baby sister! XD she was born on chris

ploopyman

74 weeks ago

once i got myself

ælle-bælle

74 weeks ago

When I was 8 I really wanted a Barbie for christmas.. But did I get one? No. Instead I got a red fleece bathrobe (I hate fleece) and a luminous alarm clock shaped like a chicken. Worst. Most. Traumati

Deathalchemy

74 weeks ago

when I was 10 the only good thing I got was 1 video game & of a system I didn't even have & my brother Got a goddamn 300$ bike,then I took the bike & threw it in the corral because I live on a Dairy.

Obsessed.

74 weeks ago

I'd love a pair of custom chucks (: my friends are amaaazing artists! but when i was younger i was the biggest tomboy and always got candyty make up sets while everyone else got perfumes and chocolate

aliceinwonderland333

74 weeks ago

My Grandpa gave me a picture book I was 11.

bailee2

74 weeks ago

one time i got a dart board from dollarama and my mom didn't notice it had beer on it and i was only 11!

super naruto

74 weeks ago

a chewed up set of barfed on legos

fredrocks222

74 weeks ago

Once, I got a towel... A TOWEL!

Smoshmonstera

74 weeks ago

We got ingraved soap with my aunts name on it along with the other presents we got her and last year she gave us the same soap...we check inside it had her name on it..she didnt even check it the whol

purpleowls

74 weeks ago

When I was like 8 my grandpa got me a couple of nancy drew books( WHICH I DISLIKE ) and my cousin who was also 8, the biggest prettiest make up set of my 8 year old life. it was a sad day....

purpleowls

74 weeks ago

When I was like 8 my grandpa got me a couple of nancy drew books( WHICH I DISLIKE ) and my cousin who was also 8, the biggest prettiest make up set of my 8 year old life. it was a sad day....

purpleowls

74 weeks ago

When I was like 8 my grandpa got me a couple of nancy drew books( WHICH I DISLIKE ) and my cousin who was also 8, the biggest prettiest make up set of my 8 year old life. it was a sad day....

Jessthatsme

74 weeks ago

I got a book on the purpose of life.
No joke.

sweetlovelybunny

74 weeks ago

i got a hannah montana book from my step aunty. i was... furious...

sonicrules10

74 weeks ago

i got one of those crappy joystick games when i wanted a psp

stich6632

74 weeks ago

a justin beiber doll :L

Rikkux2

74 weeks ago

A couple years ago I asked for a cell phone an I got a phone alright...but it was a PLASTIC PRINCESS PHONE. I literally was gonna start crying. I was so pissed. I even told them what exact phone I wan

TheLionQueen

74 weeks ago

A box of expired tea. Lovely.

addicted2haloreach

74 weeks ago

my aunt got me an ornament. sounds ok right? no. it was a bear. in a sock. WTF!!!

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