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10 Worst Cover Songs Ever

There are some awesome cover songs out there, usually they are by artists that are actually talented, making a great song their own. Then there are these covers. Mostly great songs performed by 'artists'  who can't even make good original music.  Please stop butchering my ears with your interpretations. Thank you, 'artists'.

 

Miley Cyrus--Smells Like Teen Spirit

Miley Cyrus was inspired by Nirvana? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  She can't be tamed, y'all! She's totes punk rock. She eats penis cake. She smokes salvia. Kurt Cobain is facepalming in his grave.

 

Britney Spears--(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction

Is there anything more irritating than Britney's 'sexy' voice? STOP TRYING SO HARD! You can't get no satisfaction, Britney? STEP ONE: Stop hooking up with schlubby losers like Kevin Federline. If you need additional tips on how to move up the 'significant other' ladder, ask Justin Timberlake.

 

Hilary Duff--My Generation

Do any of us believe for a second Hilary Duff has teen angst? The biggest problem she's ever faced was being placed on the waitlist for the Hermes Birkin bag. I almost went with her 'Our Lips Are Sealed' cover, but realized that my hatred for that song was mostly about Haylie. STOP TRYING TO MAKE US LOVE YOUR SISTER, HAYLIE!

 

Jessica Simpson--Angels

Way to take a subtle and delicate melody and blast it to death with your insincere interpretation. Beyonce heard this version and was like DAYUM! How many syllables did that word have??

 

Paris Hilton--Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?

No, we don't think you're sexy. We think you're annoying, vacant and absolutely void of talent. You are the living embodiment of Herp Derp. Please keep herp derping away. Well, maybe not the herp part.

 

Kelly Osbourne--Papa Don't Preach

I actually kind of like Kelly Osbourne. But I think one YouTube commenter said it best. Daughter don't sing.  It's also kind of hard to buy Kelly as a working class teen struggling with an accidental pregnancy. I'm pretty sure she spends more on her puffball puppies than I earn in a year.

 

Fall Out Boy--Beat It

This cover is just bad. Not like the good bad, just really, really bad. And what does it say about Fall Out Boy that they had to bring John Mayer in to recreate the Eddie Van Halen guitar solo? 

 

Kidz Bop-Born This Way

This is like a million times worse than anything ever on Glee. I feel bad loathing children. But do these children feel bad for making me wanting to rip out my uterus?

 

The Jonas Brothers--Take On Me

Seriously? Why do people like these guys? They're not hot enough to suck this bad. Well, maybe Joe is. 

 

Celine Dion--You Shook Me All Night Long

Sweet jeebus! This is a master class in awkward. The only reason I wanna believe Celine has ever been shook all night long, is because someone is grabbing her by the shoulders, shaking her after seeing this performance and screaming "WHY???" That being said, it does kind of have a Human Centipede kind of appeal.

Which cover do you hate the most? Let me know @desijedeikin or in the comments below!

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11 weeks ago

You forgot Jesee McCartney attempting to sing I Write Sins Not Tragedies by Panic! At The Disco. He doesn't even get the lyrics right... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lokS5G5hr20

And btw, FOB sings Beat It AMAZINGLY.

11 weeks ago

After listening to these.. I think I need to listen to three straight hours of Justin Beiber.

11 weeks ago

Beat it?? that cover is fucking awesome wtf is wrong with you, it's still FOB style but not completely trasforming the original song..no, that cover is just awesome! You know a cover that seriously sucks? Hole cover of Jeremy by Pearl Jam.... that really sucks.

12 weeks ago

I will join with many others and say that I actually kinda liked Fall Out Boys cover. I am a big AC/DC fan, but I also kinda liked Celines cover, but that may be because I had heard this AC/DC orchestral medley from Swedish pianist Robert Wellls during one of his Rhapsody In Rock tours. If you don't want to hear Thunderstruck being played on a keytar, and just want to hear their version of You Shook Me All Night Long, just jump to 1:42

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZgRQSJWf0k& feature=relat

12 weeks ago

Beat it was ok. but my ears were literally bleeding after listening to the Miley Cyrus 1.

12 weeks ago

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12 weeks ago

Thats nothing. Check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pfwbiUj1wU haha rolling in the deep "cumbia tribal" version.

12 weeks ago

Jonas Brothers.....how sad.....;_;

12 weeks ago

Ok I actually like that fall out boy cover I own that song...But yeah the Jonas brothers one made me feel like I was watching that one episode of Psych where they totally butchered the song. Except that was funny this was just sad

12 weeks ago

THe Fall out boy cover was really good.....

12 weeks ago

It's kinda funny, the set where the kidz bop song video thing was filmed looks like a level in left 4 dead... :3

12 weeks ago

watafak!!!
Fall Out Boy Cover was just great!!..... i want them back

12 weeks ago

no justin bieber should be one!!! baby

12 weeks ago

i actually think the Beat It by Fall Out Boy was ok

12 weeks ago

Im gonna be completely honest and say i dont mind the last one, i think they are being funny when they do the air guitar actions etc but its catchy xD this is coming from an 14 year old :P

12 weeks ago

Man these are awful! Beat it is passable, but I'd say stick with playing it live. Covers live are a lot more forgivible and fun I think. Muse played AC/DC and House of the Rising Sun. Weezer played Nirvana, both were really fun. When it's at a show, it's to gain audience support. When it's in a studio, that's typically the producers with their grubby little hands all over it trying to nab people who know the originals :/

Oh and Celine Dion playing AC/DC? WTF? Mid-life crisis?

12 weeks ago

Miley: WORST

Fall out boy: BEST

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12 weeks ago

I stopped the Jonas Brothers video after the first 3 secs of singing. I always loved the song and they're just raping my ears with it. -_-

12 weeks ago

Honestly, my ears are bleeding.

12 weeks ago

Okay I saw nothing wrong with Fall Out Boy and Celine Dion.. I mean Dion was a bit weird, but she has a good voice and actually followed the song pretty well..unlike the rest to the point where their precious auto-tune can't save them anymore..not that it would have been acceptable in the first place..

12 weeks ago

Kids Bop kills me! How do they keep making more!?

12 weeks ago

what was wrong with the fall out boy one? .__.

12 weeks ago

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12 weeks ago

Yeah, I didn't find the fob cover bad, I like it, but of course i prefer the original, Michael Jackson and Eddie Van Halen :p

12 weeks ago

i really liked the cover of fall out boy

12 weeks ago

Oh Miley why???? my ears exploded! -_-'

12 weeks ago

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12 weeks ago

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12 weeks ago

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12 weeks ago

YIKES the kids were bad I CAN SING better then that and they were going in a photo booth to take photos of what they head and then go out in the woods! WITH NO SOCKS!! :(

12 weeks ago

You should listen to "Nothing's gonna stop me now" by Daniela Katzenberger.It's REALLY bad.BTW she's something like the german Paris Hilton but much more stupid.

12 weeks ago

The jonas brothers make me want to rip my ears off. And celine dion SUCK so badly. I used to love that song Now i hnate it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12 weeks ago

fall out boy was actually really good!!

12 weeks ago

wow...

12 weeks ago

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12 weeks ago

LOL i love fall out boy cover .. in my opinion waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than the original :)) i never liked MJ haha

12 weeks ago

Hahhahhaahahahhhaha :DD
Thats right!

12 weeks ago

Wow. They were all pretty terrible, the least bad was the Fall out Boy, but there's no chance I'm every gonna class it as remotely good, but the other were worse. And seriously? WTF Jonas Brother! That was just.. unexplainibly bad! I can't describe how terrible that was! Jeffster did it so much better ;)

12 weeks ago

Who let Miley cover Smells Like Teen Spirit? I don't like them. I'm not going to listen to it in fear that my ears will indeed bleed.

12 weeks ago

Actually, it was Dave Chappelle who said "Daughter don't Sing".

12 weeks ago

Dear god i feel seriously sick from this!!!!!!!

now i want to rip out my uterus! :(

12 weeks ago

Nooooooooooo
Satisfaction is my favorite rolling stones song
I died a little bit from this

12 weeks ago

one word:FAIL

12 weeks ago

No one can replace Cobain's voice. Miley Cyrus especially. God that made my ears bleed. Fall Out Boy is awesome though. I love their music, I honestly don't think that cover is bad.

12 weeks ago

I HATED it when Glee tried to cover Valerie by Amy Winehouse

12 weeks ago

Kidz Bop; ruining songs since, well.... always.

12 weeks ago

those kids must me such bichts in real life

12 weeks ago

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