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10 Worst New Pokemon

Posted By: Brendan on 03.08.11

So Pokémon Black & Pokémon White came out this weekend, and surprise, some of the new Pokemon kinda suck. Now, we are not judging these guys on fighting ability or usefulness or anything like that. We are instead judging this batch of Pokemon on NAMES and APPERANCE, because this is America and that’s how we roll. Here are our least favorites.

Shelmet

Shell+helmet=shelmet. It’s not a lazy pun, it’s MATH. I guess we should count ourselves lucky they didn’t invent a Shelgina. Oh wait, they did. It’s called Cloyster.

Landorous

He’s kind of a cool genie-looking guy with a cool mustache, but I started to lose interest when I noticed he had a butt tentacle. Is it something awesome like a stinger or something? NOPE!

“The energy that comes pouring from its tail increases the nutrition in the soil, making crops grow to great size.”

So, he’s shooting fertilizer pokepoop all over the place with his ass-hose. Great.

Gurrdurr

Gurrdurr holds a steel girder. Get it? GET IT? Hurrdurr derp derp!

Zweilous

Two-headed dinosaur with fangs? Cool. Two-headed dinosaur with fangs and an emo haircut? Not cool. You can tell that Zweilous is emo since the heads just want to be alone.

Foongus

This isn’t just lazy naming. I think this might just be a typo. Oh wait, it evolves into Amoonguss. I guess they are letting 5-year-olds name Pokemon now.

Herdier

Is this just a dog? This is a dog. The people at pokemon have officially given up. I want like dragons and giant bugs psychic ducks and POCKET MONSTERS to fight, not common household animals. Making dogs fight makes YOU the monster. Did they include this Pokemon at the request of Michael Vick?

Ducklett

Are you frigging KIDDING ME? Pokemon namer, “It looks like a duck. Let’s call it duck” Boss: “Isn’t that a bit obvious?” Namer: “You’re right! How about Ducklett!” Boss: “Brilliant! Here’s a bag of money!”

Cofagrigus

It’s a big Egyptian coffin that eats people? Guys, the Egyptian thing we are afraid of is MUMMIES. So close though. .

Vanillite

Never, ever have I picked up a gameboy and thought, “this game needs more fighting ICECREAM!” Kids like ice cream, yes, but that doesn’t mean you should stick some googly eyes on some soft serve and sitck it in your video game.

Lampent

If you can’t tell from the name and the fact that it looks like a lamp, this is lamp. A fighting lamp. No one wants to play with lamps, Nintendo!

Which one is the worst? Is there one we missed? Let us know in the comments

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Tags: 5, black, funny, gen, generation, pokemon, V, white, worst

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thenextLENNON

2 weeks ago

they completely forgot to post trubbish and garbador. whoever the hell thought it would be cool to fight with a trash bag is completely utterly retarted. dumb asses

Jakilani

2 weeks ago

Don't diss the Zweilous.

Cyborgwaffle

3 weeks ago

pokemon itself can (allmost) be refered as Yokai a thing in japanese folklore that can look like... whatever.

Cyborgwaffle

3 weeks ago

I've grown up with pokemon, learning more or less evrything i need to know and what I can say is: GET OVER IT!!! pokemon themselves has allways been refering to something else thus their name were created, the original names of the pokemon is somewhat more original and allways will be.

jackoffthewall

10 weeks ago

pokemon are sooooooo unoriginal now than when it first started

smoshdude79665

10 weeks ago

BUT HOSE MAN

Kevin Bonin

11 weeks ago

GARBODOR
Hes a walking talking pile of trash! How could you guys forget him/her/it?

MidoriNeko

11 weeks ago

Lol as said before, pokemon has always had pretty unoriginal names... the japanese names sound less lame, but only because theyre in a different language and we dont know what it means ;P either way Squirtle... Bulbasaur, and Charmander easily have silly unoriginal names Squirt Turtle, Bulb Dinosaur, Char Salamander. Shouldve just called him Burnmander ;D Pokemon is still awesome though, and gold and silver will always be my favs.

smoshatron4000

13 weeks ago

DUCKLETT IS THE WORST!!!!!no questions asked

neerav68

14 weeks ago

you mist out durant an ant seriosly serperior a snake maracatus a fighting cactus yamask the name is rubbish and he is holding a mask tepig its a pig joltic and galvantula turtouga realls a turtle ferroseed looks like it cant move exept twist cubchoo a snotty bear drilbur excadrill moles weird croganoyale a giant snowflake hyreigon heads on its hands

neerav68

14 weeks ago

Johnny The Homi...

15 weeks ago

Say's the Pony.

ZBaby

18 weeks ago

I can't believe you guys forgot about Stunfisk! Seriously, it's a potato chip with wings that could potentially rape you!! Look at its face! That smile....sooo creepy....

notwboy

18 weeks ago

I have to disagree, Lampent is freaking awesome. It's a ghost, and it's a lamp because it's leads people in dark places acting nice when it's slowly killing them and taking them to the ghost world.

KianPR180

21 weeks ago

What about poochyena? looks like a dog too

GraceFang

21 weeks ago

Oh and by the Panser has a turf on its head. surprised much?

GraceFang

21 weeks ago

Shelmet evolves into Accelgor when traded for a Karrablast.
Shelmet's Pokedex entry:
It evolves when bathed in an electric-like energy along with Karrablast. The reason is still unknown.
Karrablast evolves into Escavalier when traded for a Shelmet.
Karrablast's Pokedex Entry:
(Black)These mysterious Pokémon evolve when they receive electrical stimulation while they are in the same place as Shelmet /(White) When they feel threatened, they spit an acidic liquid to drive attackers away. This

deadprostitute

23 weeks ago

you pokemon noobs, pokemon names are always like that from the very beginning.
example, zubat = a bat, add some zu, voila, zubat
even squirtle, thats a freaking turtle who squirts
want more? meowth, its a freaking sound that cat made, then it evolves to, AN OVERSIZED ORDINARY HOUSE CAT, and they named it persian, derived from persian cat

as you can see, its not like they got lazy at naming or something

so if you want to get all mad to pokemon, get mad at the pokemon as a whole, not just

Ghostman865

33 weeks ago

Minccino, OMG its a chinchilla! whoopdy doo...

Greenman115

35 weeks ago

Trubbish and klink are the most unoriginal pokemon ive ever seen...

puppy134

39 weeks ago

Yes you guys missed one.You missed "Pansage". It's a MONKEY with GREEN HAIR!!!!! Seriosly?!?!? GREEN HAIR?!?!?!?

cwaaa29

39 weeks ago

garbodor? really? garbage and odor mixed, thats really original...

CharlieRULZ

40 weeks ago

i got hungry at Vanillite

Nana1great

43 weeks ago

I think you missed Litwick. The "candle" Pokemon.. Did I mention it evolves into Chandelure? The, you guessed it, chandelier Pokemon! Hurrah.

Farr3n

43 weeks ago

Cofagrigus is f***ing awesome

slipknotrose

43 weeks ago

zweilous looks 3mo

16ngbl1@kjs.hk

43 weeks ago

Well, maybe they missed out throh and sawk. I mean, what kind of names are those? And why are they wearing clothes?(i guess machamp should be more embarrased wearing only his undies

16ngbl1@kjs.hk

43 weeks ago

my friend thought gurdurr was the clown pokemon when he first saw it.

jordanz a hungry

44 weeks ago

i like vanillite, it's a LIVING ICECREAM.

vocaloid14

44 weeks ago

Vanillite is actually cool and Zwelious has Ian and Anthony's haircut.

MrTheAdrian

44 weeks ago

I miss the time when Johto was the newest gen

lilbro123

44 weeks ago

i know how it was in 2000...... :(

lilbro123

44 weeks ago

i know how it was in 2000...... :(

gloome23

44 weeks ago

Druddigon and Keldeo are the worst in my opinion
Druddigon doesn't even look like a pokmeon
it probably would've made more sense for it to be in Paper Mario or something
and Keldeo is pretty much My Little Pony on Crack
like seriously! it's a legendary? really?

Activecorona

44 weeks ago

serperior

LETS MAKE A SEPHENT NAMED SERPHENT
NO
OK HOW ABOUT SERPERIOR
BRILLIANT HERE IS A HOOKER WINE AND 1 MILLION DOLLARS

RNadnerb

45 weeks ago

Herdier

demonsla_yer

46 weeks ago

You also can't trade Cofagrigus unless you give him a nickname because his name has "fag" in it.

sausages

46 weeks ago

I think Foongus is cute.

sausages

46 weeks ago

I think Foongus is cute.

sausages

46 weeks ago

I think Foongus is cute.

Hydrola

46 weeks ago

I thought Zweilous reminded me of Ian and Anthony.

cooldude0506

46 weeks ago

what about trubbish????

NekoSpicer

46 weeks ago

those are pokemons? for real?
damn! i remenmber when they were only 151 pokemons!

Carrie!

47 weeks ago

You guys left out Pidove.

leocruzist

48 weeks ago

OK OK OK IITS PRETY OVIOUS tht the pokemon guys r over their 20's and have lost all their imagination so i guess their making little kids make up random crap in a bassment and becoming billoners RIGH

leocruzist

48 weeks ago

OK OK OK IITS PRETY OVIOUS tht the pokemon guys r over their 20's and have lost all their imagination so i guess their making little kids make up random crap in a bassment and becoming billoners RIGH

MedievalPancake

48 weeks ago

there was also one named krokoodile or something... i don't have the game but someone else did and showed it to me -.- it may look better but the old school pokemon are way better!

MedievalPancake

48 weeks ago

there was also one named krokoodile or something... i don't have the game but someone else did and showed it to me -.- it may look better but the old school pokemon are way better!

BlaZe1727

48 weeks ago

pokemon names (nowadays) suck, unlike before...

those were the days...:D

BlaZe1727

48 weeks ago

pokemon names (nowadays) suck, unlike before...

those were the days...:D

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