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10 Worst Places to Spend New Year's Eve

Posted By: Tamar on 12.27.10

On New Year’s Eve, you want to want to watch the ball drop at a hotel party with Beyonce. You do NOT want to do any of these things.

1. Family Singalong

With Mom on the piano and Dad on guitar, you’ll get to hang out with old people and sing Michael Row Your Boat Ashore, Kumbaya and Auld Lang Syne while you drink Martinelli’s Sparkling Apple Cider with Aunt Judy and Uncle Carl.

2. Grandma’s Knitting Group

Knitting is cool, but spending NYE with your grandma is not, especially when her knitting group consists of “friends” she knitted herself.

3. Jail

If you’re dumb enough to get arrested, you might find yourself in a holding cell with a nice fellow who wants you to be his prison bitch or, God help you, Lindsay Lohan.

4. In Spain in the Year 1500

Ah, the joyful time of the Spanish Inquisition, when folks everywhere were being tortured for heresy. You’re being slowly ripped apart by a medieval torture machine, and chances are good you’ll be burned alive on a pyre the next day. Oh, and there’s no internet or texting.

5. In an Elevator with the Jonas Brothers, Snookie and the Devil

We could hang with the devil, but NOT Snookie or the Jonas Brothers. She’d probably sing “Burnin Up” with them, and then you'd have to pour bleach in your ears.

6. Trapped in a Crevasse with Your Arm Pinned Under a Boulder

Especially not during hour 120, when you start sawing your arm off with a tiny pocket knife.

7. In A Bear Pit

New year, new you, new skin grafts and face transplant.

8. On the Run from Zombies

In theory, zombies are cool, but not so much when you meet them IRL. You can shoot them, but you’ll eventually run out of ammo. Of course, you could hang with Bill Murray, which would be pretty cool.

9. In the Underwater Kingdom of Otoh Gunga with Jar Jar Binks

Now that he’s been un-exiled, he’s back in his homeland, with millions of other Gungans who are just like him. You can spend the night in a cantina singing jolly songs with the stupidest alien race ever created.

10. Spa Night at Bieber’s House

After the mud masks and massages, you can give each other makeovers! If only his nail polish and cologne line be available…Justin painting your nails would be very sensual.

What are you doing NYE? Tell us about it in the comments.

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Tags: 10, 2010, 2011, bieber, devil, eve, holiday, new, places, snookie, spend, to, worst, year's, zombie

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the smosh killjoy

12 weeks ago

i would die if i was stuck at beivers

iAmEatingASandw...

20 weeks ago

Gonna be up all night with my twin sister. Probably gonna end up eating packets of Splenda and drinking coffee to stay awake. Isn't NYE tomorrow?

heymynameisashley

60 weeks ago

I spent New Years Eve... Partying... Drinking/Being Drunk... and Having a little too much fun with my Boyfriend ;]

ashersXD

63 weeks ago

urggg! i would die if i was stuck with snookie :OOOOOO

TeeHee136

63 weeks ago

i'd like justin to give ME a massage....

smoshguy2.0

72 weeks ago

I wonder why snooki's a star STILL. She is so f------- ugly too.

Glaceon22

72 weeks ago

Eh! Auld Lang Syne's a good song! Other then that I agree.

sMoSh_PiT_!...

72 weeks ago

WTF!!!........but funny as hell!!

kpl_218

73 weeks ago

....I'm not sure about this,but the first one looked like Anthony when he was younger...red shirt one...

towriteloveonherarms

73 weeks ago

I'll be at my friends house with my 4 best friends<3

dancerrr248

73 weeks ago

the guy in #1 looks like my ex bf! :/ lol

Miss-Horsez

73 weeks ago

I'll be doing #1. FML

juliasmosh

73 weeks ago

omg!!
i like laughed SO hard at these !!! x]

vikee

73 weeks ago

6gy

RAWRSII

73 weeks ago

isnt snookie fat and orange not white and skinny?

mightbebenjamin

73 weeks ago

the scary part is that justin bieber's head looks like it belongs on that body. oh wait, it does.

lizisdanamee

73 weeks ago

#5 ...shivers

RAINBOWBLEH&#33...

73 weeks ago

I would probably commit suicide if I was in #10

dudewhostaresalot

73 weeks ago

#10 Is that Teleporting Fat Guy

Crayola Monster

73 weeks ago

I would love to spend new years eve with the gungans. Jar Jar Binks is awesome!!

Zombiecurry

73 weeks ago

I'd kill myself if I were in situation #5 ;-;

xushuhua38

73 weeks ago

Christmas was approaching .===Send Christmas Gifts=== Send Christmas Gifts ===Send Christmas Gifts ====Everyone must was looking forward to it and was preparing for it . me too . so im will

missezula

73 weeks ago

Sitting on a frozen lake watching fireworks with my best friends....Pretty epic :P

2440080345

73 weeks ago

I think Jar Jar is the only stupid individual in Otoh Gunga

iLoveSmosh97

73 weeks ago

LMFAO to #10 and #5 :D

henry535

73 weeks ago

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