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10 Worst Pop Culture Cereal Tie-Ins

Posted By: Desi Jedeikin on 02.28.12

I love me some cereal. In fact I'm eating Cocoa Crispies as I write this. Mmmm chocolatey milk. I'm always on the look out for delicious new cereals and I have to say I love me a good cereal pop culture tie-in. I miss you Donkey Kong Crunch! But there are some cereal pop culture tie-ins that I just do not find appealing. Here's a look at 10 of the worst.

Chocolate Mud And Bugs

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Crunchy Chocolate balls? I'm down! Marshmallows shaped like bugs...Hakuna Matata my a**! I want grub in the morning. Crunchy, delicious grub. Not grubs.

Mr. T

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Mr. T is a force to be reckoned with, full of personality and badass-ness. This cereal is the definition of 'meh'. Plain, boring Ts. I pity the fool who buys this cereal. That being said, I would like to have those Mr.T stickers.

Urkel-Os

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Am I the only person who can't stand Urkel!?! And it is a scientific fact that artificial banana flavor is the most disgusting artificial flavor in the world. Fake watermelon is the best FYI. This cereal annoys me and disgusts me, two feelings I don't need to experience first thing in the morning.

Indiana Jones

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It kind of just gives me the heebie jeebies to think of crunching down on crystal skull marshmallows. The marshmallows in this cereal are pretty unappealing. Almost as unappealing as the last Indiana Jones movie.

Nerds

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I love nerds. I love sugar cereal. BUT FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY!!! I am NOT going to ever get a hankering for grape-flavored cereal. The kids who eat this cereal should probably switch over to Ritalin Crunchballs. Because they are probably super hyper.

Star Trek Cereal

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This cereal is basically Lucky Charms with planet marshmallows and cereal chunks that are supposed to be 'galaxies'. To me they look like dog doo piles.

Prince Of Thieves

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Mmmmm who doesn't want to start their day with a crunchy bowl of...ARROWS?!?! Ummm yeah. I thought taking an arrow to the knee was bad! Probably not as bad as taking these arrows to my mouth.

Cabbage Patch Kids Cereal

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They pretty much lost me at 'Low Sugar'. They completely lost me by making the cereal happy Cabbage Patch Kid faces. You think I'm gonna eat a bowl of cheerful orphans for breakfast? What kind of monster do you think I am?

Monopoly

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As someone who once swallowed and passed a Monopoly iron, I can never approve of a cereal that encourages eating game pieces. Especially one that looks this sh*tty.

Nickelodeon Green Slime

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I'd rather eat a bowl of slime than something that looks like dehydrated peas and carrots. Well if I'm being completely honest, I didn't always feel that way. I ate so much of this one time that a vomited what looked like green slime. I miss you Green Slime Cereal! Alas! We can never be!

Have you tried any of these cereals? What's are some other horrible pop culture cereal tie-ins? Let me know @desijedeikin or in the comments below!

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Tags: cabbage patch kids, cereal, indiana jones, monopoly, mr.t, nerds, nickelodeon, slime, star trek

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YugiHikariHeart

11 weeks ago

@kingdom117 Cool story bro.

kingdom117

11 weeks ago

Cont.: ..Which it's better for you actually, if you want to save money. Another thing, why why do you take cereal names literally? I.e: "Mud & bugs" Dude, chill. They can't really do that, I guess you're too stupid :P. So in all, I believe there's no need for an article like this. And as for this comment, I just wasted my time typing this comment :D XD.

kingdom117

11 weeks ago

I just want to beat the shit out of you and every else who agrees with every single word on this article. First of all why would there be a "cereal" box full of candy, makes no sense, and if you read the box and not be a fucking lazy bitch, you'll know that the cereal it's sweetened. That is if the "cereal" is normal cereal as in with grain and shit, lol that makes no sense does it? Yeah, I figured :/. Now, for the rest of the cereals on this article, they're just bargains. Which it's better for

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12 weeks ago

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SpecialRelapse

12 weeks ago

The Mud and Bugs one was good! LOL I'd love to try the Monopoly one.

TMNTurtle22

12 weeks ago

I love Mud & Bugs

smoshychick98

12 weeks ago

Are these real !?!?

IAMALEXLOUISARM...

12 weeks ago

dicks, arrows, either way not something you want for breakfast

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12 weeks ago

the "prince of thieves" cereal also looks like penises. the "slime" cereal is nasty looking.

caitwon

12 weeks ago

Best cereals ever? Boo Berry Count Chocula and Franken-Berry

HannahBear

12 weeks ago

am i the only one who wants to try all of these?

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12 weeks ago

cabbage patch kids will eat ur soul and marshmellows in my cereal always taste like crap.

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12 weeks ago

I remember Mud & Bugs and Green Slime xD

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12 weeks ago

I would eat them all. escpecially the lion king one!

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12 weeks ago

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Giesji

12 weeks ago

Not being American (or of any other nation that might serve this kind of cereal to kids) I never understood how any sane parent would ever give their kids candy for breakfast.
Marshmallows is not a part of a nutritious breakfast. It gives you a short term energy, and right after that your energy drops like a stone.

You might as well eat an ice cream cone for breakfast. I did that once, and my stomach hated me for the rest of the day.
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pen-man97

12 weeks ago

good point. but, look at the french, they eat bread and cofee, then ther're starving by lunch time. so, just have some frosted shreded mini wheat, sausage, and/or a bagel with ceam cheese for breakfast.

ScratchMyPickle

12 weeks ago

I totally remember the Lion King one

Supersmoshed

12 weeks ago

If anything i would eat the nerds i mean who wants a bowl of green slime for breakfast

Pedro Leon

12 weeks ago

The cabbage patch kids one Scares me!!! :(

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12 weeks ago

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12 weeks ago

Wow. There are some moronic cereal makers out there. But while I'm thinking about it, Indy 4 rocked and you lost brownie points for saying otherwise

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12 weeks ago

I MADE GREEN SLIME AFTER THAT SLIME CEREAL :C

califormio30

12 weeks ago

I eat Smarties cereal.
I didn't know smarties made a cereal.
They don't. It's just smarties in a bowl with milk.

EnkaiYuri

12 weeks ago

Prince of Thieves huh? Sorry but I couldn't eat cereal shaped like tiny penis'

noodleman97

12 weeks ago

The nerds cereal made your poop red. Just sayin'.

Haxatronic

12 weeks ago

To tell you the truth, I would want to buy the Star Trek cereal.

11vegan17

12 weeks ago

I use to eat mud and bugs...the cereal.. not the real kind xD

IanishotBITCH

12 weeks ago

I had the indiana jones cereal! Its accually pretty good but i'd rather eat fruity pebbles but my opion doesnt matter according to my parents. F****ing cheerios...

PlatypusLover17

12 weeks ago

Dude nerds cereal? Hell yeah when was this?

baritonegirl2312

12 weeks ago

i tried the green slime one...it was ok. :/

Laughosity

12 weeks ago

The Mud and Bugs one tasted sooo good! I had it when i was little!!

Boxpants e-e

12 weeks ago

Also i want little kid face s in my bowl so i can eat them hehehehheehhehehehe

Boxpants e-e

12 weeks ago

I want the Mr.T ones i want STICKERS!!!!!!!!!

smoshygal9

12 weeks ago

@Desi, i totally agree with you. banana is THE WORST but watermelon is just awesome. lolz...... but coconut..... dont get me wrong about that desi

ILuvMrMooMoo

12 weeks ago

Haha 10 is the best.

BIGGESTnameEVER

12 weeks ago

I'm glad that I'm not the only one who thought the arrow ceral looked like peniss. pen? penises? Ah whatever.

Patchesluver

12 weeks ago

Uhm..... First I find Urkel very annoying... or however you spell his name.... and I feel like I want to vomit when I hear artificial Banana, and Strawberry. DISGUSTING.

I find any other artificial fruit okay.... just not strawberry and Banana.

zit1999

12 weeks ago

Soes anyone else like artificial watermelon like Desi? I find both artificial watermelon and banana flavors DISGUSTING. Raspberry and blackberry are my favorites, though strawberry is very meh.. for me.

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12 weeks ago

Arrow cereal looks like penises

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12 weeks ago

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