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10 Worst Reality Shows Ever

Posted By: Brendan on 01.21.11

How does one pick the worst reality shows? I admit it’s a challenge, liking picking the worst turd in the port-o-potty. But even though they are all turds, some of those turds are especially foul and fragrant, or have Sarah Palin shaped corn in them. So, these are the king turds. If you think I missed a show or two, let me know in the comments.

10. Bridalplasty

It’s like all the other horrible reality shows came together into some kind of Megazord of awfulness. "Bridezillas! The Swan! ASSEMBLE!" Brides-to-be compete in wedding related challenges to see who can win plastic surgery. The losers on have to get married with their normal face. The horror!

I don’t know who to root for on this show, because although I want them to experience the pain of major surgery, I don’t want any of them to achieve their misguided dreams.

9. My Super Sweet 16

My Super Sweet 16 follows teenagers celebrating an important turning point of their lives. Sounds ok, except the teens on this show are all spoiled, shallow brats, and the turning point is from douchecanoe 15 year olds, to douchecanoe 16 year olds. This show could be shown as an communist recruiting film. “See! This is what Americans are like! They cry when their daddy gets them the wrong Lexus!” I rarely say this about a television show, but this show hurts freedom.

Also, sparkles everywhere. STOP IT.

8. Britney & Kevin Chaotic

This 2005 show consisted of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline’s home videos, shot while they were “falling in love.” So, already gross. But what really sent this show from merely irritating to unbelievably horrible was the fact that the Brit Brit did most of the shooting herself. The “Cinematography” – yes, they called it that- was so bad, you could have gotten with better footage if you gave the camera to a monkey hopped up on Redbull.

At least the monkey would have been smart enough to not get knocked up by Kevin Federline.

7. The Littlest Groom

Although little people deserve respect and love, they apparently don’t deserve THAT much respect and love, since this show was only scheduled to run for two episodes. Hurry up and pick a bride, shorty! We can’t wait for you to take normal-height amounts of time here!

Also, it’s a deceptive title. There have been way tinier grooms. Tom Cruise is married, right?

6. Mr. Personality

No, that’s not nightmare. That’s a promo still from the show. The “twist” on this Mr. Personality was that the woman would pick her man based on personality alone, since the dudes wore scary masks all the time. What woman doesn’t want to choose from a variety of desperate, mask-wearing guys? They should have just called this show “Who wants to date Doctor Doom.”

Now this is a dating show I would watch!

Oh, and it was hosted by Monica Lewinsky, a woman famous for presidential knob-gobbling. Ratings gold!

Mr. Personality was so bad, no one has bothered to upload clips of it to YouTube. To put that in perspective, I just got 5,130 results when I searched “dog pooping.”

5,130 times more popular than "Mr. Personality.

5. Extreme Couponing

Extreme Couponing is a show about 4 shopaholics… who… save… money… by… zzzzzz. Oh, I’m sorry. I just passed out from boredom by just describing this show. It’s about people who save money using coupons. But they do it extreme somehow.

Unless one of those coupons is a razor blade that has AIDS on it, I don’t see the drama.

4. Who’s Your Daddy?

On this show, a woman who was adopted was put in a room with 25 older men. One of them was her father. If she picked out her real “daddy,” she would win $100,000. If she picked an imposter, that guy would win the money. It pioneered the “lying to women looking for a family they’ve never known” genre of reality shows, and was not surprisingly cancled after one episode.

What a fun acting exercise!

3. Sister Wives

Finally, a show that attempts to show the human side of the illegal and creepy practice of having lots of wives! Next on TLC, we learn about the human side of another group of social outcasts, on the premiere of “Dude who Bones Goats and some Goats He Has.”

2. Sarah Palin’s Alaska

In paper, this show is supposed to be about the beauty of Alaska, but in reality they should have called it “Sarah Palin proves that she’s an awesome mom and a regular woman and won’t you consider her as your next president, because she’s so down-to earth and real!” There’s an episode where the freezer is empty, and it’s almost winter! What are they going to do? Well, you could BUY FOOD, Sarah. I know they have stores in Alaska (I googled it). Nope, she travels hundreds of miles and kills a caribou.

She's just like us!

1. Toddlers & Tiaras

Making little kids conform to unrealistic standards of “beauty” with hooker makeup and high heels sounds like something that evil people would do in secret. But no, it’s a popular thing with bad parents across the country! So why not film it?

(Warning: This video is messed up and has the worst parenting pretty much ever)

Pouring hot wax on a little girl’s face before ripping off her skin might sound like child abuse, but damn it, perfect eyebrows are worth it!

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Benaiah05

4 weeks ago

I agree!!!! those realy r scary as hell

wolf's blood

4 weeks ago

wtf stupid mom?Y U MAKE BABY CRY?baby did nothin' to you!she just messed up am i right?if you say "no" YOU STUPID LIKE THE MOM!!

TeamSmosh123

6 weeks ago

.... o yea and you missed jersey shore and that reality show with the kardations or whatever it is, it's 2 low to even know or remember the name of it..........

TeamSmosh123

6 weeks ago

There are not enough evil hatred awful words in the human dictionary to show how horrible and cruel toddlers in tiaras are i think the only reason for watching it is to make sure those poor little girls are still okay in the hands of their deranged mental mothers, and i will applaud one day when they are older and murder their own parents because i wouldn't stop them this abuse is so awful to such young little girls i saw a 2 year old girl crying her head off because her mother was spray tanning

Crazygirl18

6 weeks ago

Omg toddlers and tiaras is so messed up but I cant stop watching it! One episode this mother has her daughter wear fake boobs... FAKE BOOBS... I dont wanna live on this planet anymore

owenr

7 weeks ago

kill all friggin hooker lesbian virgin mum who gives there little kid acid(hot WAx is like AcId)

food battle warrior

7 weeks ago

i thought that picture was a doll on toddlers and tiaras. fuck that is so fucked up

Niikozilla

7 weeks ago

Toddlers and Tiaras... That made me wanna cry Q.Q

Xx_Angel_Girl_xX

7 weeks ago

Todlers & Tiaras: ive seen this show and its sick!!! These poor children are being tourchured!!!!!

sabertigerdude

7 weeks ago

thats messed up she shouldn't do that

Samantha Perez

7 weeks ago

she's stupid just cause she didn't have a happy child hood doesn't mean she should hurt her

silverwolf1442

8 weeks ago

i get so pissed watching todlers and tiaras because those little girls don't desearve to be hurt like that. their moms teach them that you have to be pretty so be good in life. i swear to god if i ever met one of those moms in real life i would punch them (because apparenly to them ..."beauty hurts")

VinniVinchenzo

8 weeks ago

Toddlers and tiara: i almost cried looking at this. wtf? who does this to A KID? she's a sick mother.

XxNeverShoutIndiaxX

9 weeks ago

I've seen Toddlers and Tiaras... So sad.

nollamano61

12 weeks ago

@Axis21- I DID...

wiccanbeauty

13 weeks ago

Toddlers and Tiaras: It's one thing if your kid WANTS to do those pageants, but why the fuck would you force your child into it because you're too pathetic and ugly to do it yourself?

Sarah Palin: Actually, as much as I hate the show, I agree with the hunting. Fresh meat, veggies, etc. Are better than buying it at a store packaged. No preservatives. My brother made venison he'd hunted himself, and it was way better than store crap.

Sister Wives: If they're okay with him having multiple wiv

IanishotBITCH

8 weeks ago

I agree with you. Especialy on the sarah palin one. I hunt me and my bro cook it.

prisii-chan

14 weeks ago

toddlers and tiaras.... I hate that f***ing show!!!!

Axis21

14 weeks ago

Who else expected Jersey Shore to be somewhere in there?

Shidow

15 weeks ago

Shes mad because she got a f*cking Lexus! I'd hate to see what would have happened if they gave her a Ferrari.

ichimori

15 weeks ago

hey now, extreme couponing is BADASS. love that shit.

panicatthediscodae

16 weeks ago

toddlers and tiaras may be the WORST show EVER
but im still watching it

Connor_the_Hun

16 weeks ago

What about Jersey Shore?

WhiteandNerdyGirl

20 weeks ago

Dance Moms. Dance Moms. OMFG Dance Moms. Quick question, did I mention Dance Moms!!?!?!?!? Its so firetrucking horrible! Poor kids. :C

vinnie the kid

20 weeks ago

gosh,i fell asleep while watching Extreme Couponing.
suprise!!! im serious

YamanashiJustn

21 weeks ago

toddlers and tiaras the f**k!!!

P3T3R456

32 weeks ago

Child Abuse! I watches the vid :0

crayonturtle

39 weeks ago

toddlers and tiaras is the WORST show EVER

JellyBellyLuvz

39 weeks ago

Ur not supposed to get your eyebrows done till ur like 13. at least, thts wat the eye waxing lady told me . . .

Gtgal

39 weeks ago

i hate toddler and tiaras its about snobish little kids who win stupid pageant wait until life hits them

Gtgal

39 weeks ago

i hate toddler and tiaras its about snobish little kids who win stupid pageant wait until life hits them

Nikolabasic

41 weeks ago

oh, wow

BunniBobi

41 weeks ago

Bridal Plasty? Really? They don't love them for what they wont to be they love them for who they are.

EmiM

41 weeks ago

Why do that to your child !!! ??

BlueGiantCluster

45 weeks ago

WTF is this! seriously

Blazing Blaziken

45 weeks ago

the one about sweet 16 and toddler in tieras is stupid. That girl in 16 is a bitch and the moms are in the toddler thing.

XxWazupxX

45 weeks ago

yes their really bad.

XxWazupxX

45 weeks ago

yeah these TV shows are pretty horible.

wolfkiller4

46 weeks ago

cowabunga you firetrucking child abusing peice of dog candy

Netria

46 weeks ago

if my mom ever tried to do that to me when i was a toddler i would kick her ass i dont care if i get candy or not

invaderkii

46 weeks ago

I don't see how Toddlers in Tiara's isn't illegal... That shizz is rediculous...

iloveian1

46 weeks ago

wow ppl accually watch these shows i just make fun of them... lol

iamlinkuei888

47 weeks ago

theres not just pagent moms there are pagent dads too i h8 ppl who do this to children i mean seriously kids are supposed to learn play and hav fun not wax and worry about wrinkles or whether the fake

brendyluv

47 weeks ago

Oh, and Jersey Shore should be on here... that show makes me want to put a restraining order on televisions everywhere...

brendyluv

47 weeks ago

That toddlers and tiaras show pisses me off... those moms should get a big punch in the vag...

xAngellx

48 weeks ago

omg poor kid

thefuckareyoudoing

49 weeks ago

toddlers and tiaras is such a messed up show. I can't believe ppl actually watch it