10 Worst Things I Found On Pinterest
So we're all familiar with the Pinterest craze, right? It's basically another social networking site, where you can tell everyone all about yourself by pinning things that you like on a virtual pinboard. Then you get the satisfaction of people repinning things you like and following your boards, because you are so dang awesome and apparently have impeccable taste. YAY internet for making us all feel so dang special! I mock but I'm friggin' addicted to it as well. It gives a sense of purpose to my aimless web surfing. But unfortunately not everyone has good taste. Here are some of the worst things people have pinned on Pinterest.
Toilet Coffee Cup
Nothing like that first cup of explosive Taco Bell liquid diarrhea in the morning! Cute!
If Duane 'Dog' Chapman had a Pinterest board, this would totally be on it.
Knit Bell Bottoms
If ever a piece of clothing screamed 'I smell like rank ball sweat and patchouli', it would be these pants.
Cat Hair Crafts
Hot Dog Spaghetti
Maybe you'd have time to make a healthy meal for you child if you weren't being so 'creative'. Looking at this is actually making me physically ill.
This Baby Onesie
The perfect gift for the unwed teen mom in your life! I'm assuming intelligent parents wouldn't shame their babies into promoting inaccurate medical information, no matter how unfunny it is!
This is like human centipede wrong.
Worst Gift Ever
Because I'm no.1? Now give me my real effin' gift, you cheap unfunny bastard!
Descartes. Nietzsche. Conrad. Great philosophers. Yes. We live in a world where Lauren Conrad says things that are considered inspirational and wise. Over 18,000 people repinned this sage insight. SMH.
This Baby Portrait
Maybe it'd be cute if it looked like a pumpkin and not a smear of wet sweet potato poo?
Do you do Pinterest? Do you love it or think it's lame? Let me know what you think @desijedeikin or in the comments below!