15 Totally Wrong Child Beauty Products
Parent these days! Anything for their precious progeny! Am I right?
The Jersey Shore Tan
Don't be humiliated by your baby's peaches and cream complexion!
Demi Moore’s Age Defying Leech Detox Treatment
Perfect for your Kabbalah baby...
Beauty Up Snout Lift
The non-surgical option to turn your little one into a pig-nosed cutie!
Beer Hair Rinse
So intoxicating, you'll start using it yourself!
Little Hottie Lip Gloss
This product is Pedobear approved!
Latisse For Kids!
WARNING: This product is NOT FDA approved.
My First Wax
This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you.
The F-Cup Cookie
Guaranteed to produce!
Luscious Lip Pumper
No one will know she wasn't born that way!
When you tell them they need to be careful or their face will stay that way forever...MEAN IT! Plus it'll feel great to look younger than the little brat forever!
Why wait? Look like a d-bag NOW!
Nair Pretty Spray
Because you're never too young to have unwanted hair.
Paris Hilton's Dream Catcher Hair Extensions
Capatalizing on the controversial Navajo trend!
My First Razor
Smooth like Daddy!
Different Daddy Contact Lenses
You don't really need to be reminded of that jerk everytime you look at your baby, do you?
Which is your favorite wrong child beauty product? Let us know in the comments!