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17 Super Awkward Online Dating Profile Pics

That famous dude William Shakespeare once said, “The course of true love never did run smooth,” and that’s why online dating was invented. Back in Shakespeare’s day, people had to actually run into each other in person in order to feel that special spark – now they can go online and check out photos of their potential soul mates and let their mouse do all the work. Check out these 15 totally awkward and totally real online dating profile picture hall-of-famers. Hello hotties!

 

17.Christmas Delight

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If you’re still need to sit on Santa’s lap and tell him why you’ve been a good boy this year and REALLY deserve that new xbox game, then you’re probably not quite ready for a committed relationship.

 

16. Thrill Seeker

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If you love adventure on the high seas, then we’ve found your man.

 

15. The Beautiful Bearded One

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Come on ladies, I know you can’t stop thinking about running your fingers through his luscious beard.

 

14. He Attends Events

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He doesn't just sit at home. This gut gets OUT.

 

13. The Animal Lover

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Either she’s trying to cast some weird animal love spell or her idea of fun is poking dead animals with sticks.

 

12. Sensitive Sweetie

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You know that dating rule where they mention how it’s good to keep things light while you get to know someone…yeah, this isn’t the way to do that..

 

11. The Jolly Giant

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Instead of taking the garbage out, you can take this guy out on a date!

 

10. The Spy

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Gentlemen.

 

9. Creepy Casanova

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I’m not sure if this is his best angle...

 

8. The Cat Man

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Nothing shows that you have a sensitive side better than framed portraits of your cats.

 

7. The Photoshopper

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Badass AND talented!

 

 

6.Johnny Depp The Second

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Seriously, if you’re not Johnny Depp or his long-lost twin, then you probably shouldn’t even attempt this costume.

 

5. Locked Up Lover

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Do you hold the key to his heart?

 

4. The Contortionist

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I’m not sure what she’s doing to that poor pillow, but it can’t be good for her back!

 

3. Conan the Barbarian

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You don’t have to wait for the new Conan movie to drool over a man who knows how to use his sword.

 

2. Hot Tub Hottie

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Come on in, the water’s nice and warm.

 

1. Mom of the Year

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Guys love it when girls don’t surprise them with a kid…

Which is your favorite online dating photo fail? Let us know in the comments!

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17 weeks ago

...#5 looks just like my dad...
MUST UNSEE!!!

20 weeks ago

Six. Can I say moore? It would have been working for him, if he was the REAL JOHNNY DEPP!!!

20 weeks ago

Number six. Can i say moore? It had been working out if he was THE REAL JHONNY DEPP!

20 weeks ago

number six irritates me.

33 weeks ago

Number 2 is Cloud Strife not Conan the Barbarian. It's all about the sword.

36 weeks ago

Badass photoshopper xD

36 weeks ago

the moms face looks the same age as the kid's

36 weeks ago

Oh my gosh, THE SPY! I love TF2!!

36 weeks ago

lol those r so creepy !

36 weeks ago

IS NUMBER 4 NAKED!!!!?!?!?!???!?!!!!

36 weeks ago

uhhhhhhh.. 0-0.....................................all of them ?

36 weeks ago

OMG 14 IS SO CREEPY!!!

36 weeks ago

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36 weeks ago

the sword of the "conan the barbarian" guy is actually the sword of cloud from final fantasy7

36 weeks ago

If creepy Casanova looked more like Draco malfoys dad I'd totally date him

37 weeks ago

...

37 weeks ago

But... Isnt number 8 the same as number 6!?

37 weeks ago

11. Mentlegen

37 weeks ago

Michael Bolton's able to pull off the Jack Sparrow costume.

37 weeks ago

the photoshopper!!!!!! whahahahahahahaaaaaaaa
;D

37 weeks ago

that's not Conan, that's Cloud Strife.

37 weeks ago

I thought the locked up lover guy was edward nortan..

37 weeks ago

Woah WTF

37 weeks ago

When I saw the Spy one, and your comment "Gentlemen?" i spit my water all over the table....XDDDD

37 weeks ago

Defiantly the last one... i mean you have a kid for christs sake.. put some clothes on love.

37 weeks ago

The Subhumans are the Scheiße!!! And the locked up lover guy has to be gay! lo
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37 weeks ago

Locked up lover is a faaaaiiiillll.

37 weeks ago

92313807240707927308270847302847034387041298492 084037083722392832049827242073rd!!!!! :D

37 weeks ago

first!