20 Incredibly Sad Video Game Characters

Everyone knows why Mario is sad. His father was a Goomba, so secretly, every time he murders one his sees his father's face reflected in the Goomba's face. But why are these other video game characters so sad? Half of them are sad about the recent spate of cop killings of unarmed minorities that have rocked the nation, half of them are sad because they ordered pecan pie but the waitress brought peach pie. You guess which is which!

 

Mario

super mario

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Spartan

halo spartan

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Kirby

kirby

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Mega Man

sad mega

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Link

legend of zelda sad

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Batman

batman

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Sonic

sonic hedgehog

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Big Boss

solid snake

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Star Fox

xtina and yao and shaq

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Simon Belmont

castlevania

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Chun Li

beer chun li

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Sub Zero

sub zero

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Lara Croft

lara croft

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Donkey Kong

donkey kong

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Cloud

cloud ff7

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Dhalsim

dhalsim

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Pikachu

pikachu

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Wario

wario

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Samus Aran

samus metroid

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Trevor

sad trevor

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What makes you sad? Let us know in the comments below!

 

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