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3D Glee Movie To Hit Theaters In August


Gleeks everywhere are rejoicing at the announcement that a 3D Glee movie will hit theaters in August. The 3D concert movie will have footage from live performances and candid backstage footage. Hmmm... sounds a lot like a movie called "Never Say Never" but I'm sure it's totally different right?

I can't imagine anything more boring or obnoxious than a "candid backstage moment" with the Glee cast in 3D! Because as we all know that everything about the Glee class is precious... even their farts. We must capture EVERY moment in glorious 3D so that people will feel like they were actually there!

Check out our candid 3D Slurpee moment! Totally 3D and totally candid, yo!

Reports say that all the major cast members will be featured... and I'm guessing that obnoxious Lea Michele chick who plays Rachel Berry in the show, will find a way to insert her annoying face and obnoxious/over the top facial expressions into just about every shot of the movie.

Glee creator Ryan Murphy said, "We knew that not every fan who wanted to attend a concert would get that opportunity. Now, thanks to our friends at Twentieth Century Fox Film, we'll be able to bring the concert experience to movie theaters across the country in full three-dimensional glory. We promise every passionate 'Gleek' a cinematic experience that will have them singing and dancing in the aisles."

Why the hell would Glee go on a live tour to begin with? I mean, I get it with a band... you can't turn on your TV every week and watch an hour-long White Stripes concert, so I'd pay to see that... but you CAN watch Glee EVERY week FOR FREE on your TV... singing new songs that you haven't heard before... Why the frig would you want to pay $62 to see them do the same thing, from the back of some crowded arena, where they look about 3 inches tall and you can't even see their crazy facial expressions unless you glance up at the Jumbotron - which is in essence, paying $62 to watch them on a big TV.

Glee creators say that the concert tour was a way to give back to the fans. More like a way to take $62 dollars from each fan. "This tour was all about going out and performing for our amazing fans who have supported our show from the beginning." I mean why should they watch the cast sing songs for free from their TV at home when they could be giving us money?

And now the creators of Glee have found another way to dig into the pockets of their Gleek fans. I mean AGAIN, why sit at home and watch Glee for free when you can pay $20.00 for a 3D movie ticket?

Fans of the show are fanatical to say the least... they don't miss the show... they talk about the show all the time... they have made the show a success... they don't understand why people like me HATE the show... they defend the show like a mother tiger would defend her cubs... and to say "thank you," the people behind Glee give them more and more opportunities to give their money to the machine behind Glee.

Are you a Gleek? Did you see them in concert? Do you watch the show? Are you going to see the 3D movie? Do you hate Glee? I want to hear from everyone in the comments below... though secretly I just want to hear from people who agree with me.

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13 weeks ago

im a gleek & i watched the movie & i loved it LOSER!!

13 weeks ago

im sorry im a HUGE gleek. but i admit the movie was pretty freakin stupid.

21 weeks ago

i actually agree that the glee movie is stupid. But honestly i hate that people say glee ruins songs.... some of them are really good singers, Lea Michele and Darren Criss are really good and have been on broadway

44 weeks ago

You're just jealous. And this will never be like Never Say Never because the gay guys in this movie are actually sexy. And yes, Bieber counts as a gay guy if he's a guy at all.

44 weeks ago

I'm a HUUUGE gleek , but I mean , a movie ? I'll see it (and stop firetrucking bitching about how its like NeverSayNever , beliebers...) but , why ? It sounds like its gonna be okay ..

52 weeks ago

Oh, god that was incoherent.

52 weeks ago

I actually like "Glee," but I can see reasons that people would dislike it, but it's not worth making death threats (@mypasswordisn). If you could just not bitch about it in front of me, I'd appreciat

53 weeks ago

I am a major Gleek but I do think that they are taking it a little too far with this. I've loved the show since I watched the premiere but I would never pay to see a movie based on a concert that I w

54 weeks ago

oh sh*t more glee cr ap some get the cast if glee and put in em in a well of acid and record em burn

54 weeks ago

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55 weeks ago

OOH! I FORGOT BLANE. BLANE IS HOT 2

55 weeks ago

glee is amazing.
but they sucked in the bieber episode.
theres no one in the whole wide world who can sing
just at good as justin does. <3

but either wway, i'm so totally gonna see that movie!

55 weeks ago

Glee ruins all good songs........

55 weeks ago

I dont mind glee, its a cheesey show with good singers, i'll see the movie :)

55 weeks ago

I am a 100% Gleek I am seeing them live for my 16th in London I only just found out about this OOOOOOOOOAAAHHHH!!!!

55 weeks ago

HAHAHAHA! wtf? a Glee concert movie? Why cant i see a real band like an Avenged Sevenfold in theaters? Thats what i wanna know.

55 weeks ago

What a waste of film. If you can't make it good, make it 3-D

55 weeks ago

firetruck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

55 weeks ago

grrrrr screw glee playing with vaseline and my willy wonka chocolate factory is sooooo much more fun! yh bet u all jealous ;P nahhh don't be

55 weeks ago

I really like the show, but I'm not watching the movie, I don't see the point "/ and all the haters should really calm down... just live and let live

55 weeks ago

I love glee, but Im not going to see the movie, I like the plots ,more than the singing anyways.I do find it annoying how people diss glee when they have never seen it. And I don't think we are fanati

55 weeks ago

I LOVE GLEE! I dont care Glee can rob me as long as Chris Colfer's (kurt) face is on the screen! I want to know how many episodes and what episodes did you guys watch. Cuz some of them SUCK! TERRIBLY!

55 weeks ago

I hated glee at first because I never tried the show and then I did and now I am a "gleek" :). I never miss an episode but I would not waste the money to see a concert or to see a movie about a concer

55 weeks ago

I firetrucking hate glee... My sister and my mom would watch it and i just put my headphones on and played on the computer.. I didnt mind it.. UNTIL I FOUND OUT THEY firetruckED THE DOORS OVER... BITCH.. This i

55 weeks ago

I love Glee, but I am not seeing them in concert, or watching the movie. Its exactly how you said it, I can watch them on tv every week doing the same thing. Its silly.

55 weeks ago

i love glee...

55 weeks ago

i hate glee and spam, yes spam

55 weeks ago

i only watch the show for darren criss (blaine), i don't even like it that much

55 weeks ago

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55 weeks ago

firetruck you.

55 weeks ago

firetruck you.

55 weeks ago

I like the show, but I know that I'm NOT going to see the stupid 3D movie nor did I ever have any interest in seeing the concert. The idea is ridiculous.

55 weeks ago

I like the show, but I know that I'm NOT going to see the stupid 3D movie nor did I ever have any interest in seeing the concert. The idea is ridiculous.

55 weeks ago

ke you do they won't go. If it's another way to make money why wouldn't they do it and if the fans don't mind why should people complain? If you could tour around and do comedy for more money wouldn't

55 weeks ago

Lol, Fans really like the show and the singing, you can't experience "the live" feeling from a music video. 3D does add a lot of "you're in the action" moments. If people think its a waste of money li

55 weeks ago

Glee is the worst thing that has ever happened to this world, Justin Bieber follows that pretty closely. Who would seriosly want to watch a bunch of fags dancing and singing really loudly and out of t

55 weeks ago

Glee is the worst thing that has ever happened to this world, Justin Bieber follows that pretty closely. Who would seriosly want to watch a bunch of fags dancing and singing really loudly and out of t

55 weeks ago

until you watch an entire episode and actually understand what is happening.

55 weeks ago

I love Glee. I hope I can go see the movie. Lots of people get the entire wrong idea about it and make assumptions about everyone in it. I think personally you can't say weather you love or hate Glee

55 weeks ago

oh how sad it is that you must waste your time trying to bring others down. What really gives you the right to put down these people. Yeah they want to make money, do your favorite bands put on free s

55 weeks ago

I'm so not watching that movie.. It sounds like it would suck. And I usually like Glee..

55 weeks ago

I wil sooooooooo watch it. Love Glee. Yes, I sad it. I love it. Deal with it.

55 weeks ago

well i watch glee, although i wouldnt be prepared to pay for a ticket to a frickin movie. i only started watching it cuz i was sick one day and that was the only thing we had on tv, a glee marathon >.

55 weeks ago

I would have to say yes I do watch Glee but hell no would I see the movie. I don't get why these concert movies are so big nowadays. Seriously what's so good about watching a concert on a big screen?