5 Year Old Finds P0rn On His Nintendo 3DS
A 5 year old boy was happily surprised to find a Nintendo 3DS under the tree on Christmas morn. Unfortunately for him Santa bought a refurbished 3DS and it was still filled with the previous owner's homemade p0rn. Wow, is there anything sadder than taking p0rn pictures on your Nintendo 3DS? Well, I mean other than an innocent child finding said p0rn and thinking Santa is a perv.
The refurbished 3DS was purchased at a Colorado GameStop...wait wha?? I'm pretty shocked that a GameStop customer had someone to take dirty pictures with him. I kid, I kid. Well you have to admit, they are usually probably downloading things like this:
Maybe that's what the boy saw? How much do ruined childhoods cost a company nowadays? I like the older brother milking the settlement for all it's worth in front of the news cameras.
GameStop has issued a statement of course apologizing to the traumatized family, "GameStop is currently researching this situation. We have a rigorous quality control process in place to ensure that existing content is removed from all devices before they are re-sold. Out of millions of transactions each year, ones like this happen very rarely. Our number one priority is to make this right for our customer." The father is like whatever GameStop we're probably gonna sue your asses. "You can't unsee this. He's 5 years old maybe when he's 18 or 20 maybe he won't know anything about it but he's not going to forget about this tomorrow," said Mark Giles, the boys father. Eyeroll. Let's get a grip here people! It could be WAY worse. These babies should totally sue their parents.
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