6 Movies That Are Out That SMOSH Won’t Do Joke Articles About Because They Don’t Fit Our Demographic
Let’s cut the crap. We at SMOSH know our audience. We know what you guys are looking for, and we stick to it. Because what you see on the site aren’t the only ideas we throw around here. We talk about other stuff. So, in the spirit of sharing, here are 6 Movies That Are Out That We Don’t Do Joke Articles About Because They Don’t Fit Our Demographic:
Anything By Nora Ephron
With her untimely passing, Nora Ephron is a hot topic of conversation around the culture blogs. But do you see her here? No. It’s because we suspect we probably don’t have a ton of “Sleepless in Seattle” fans trolling the comments section of the “What if Video Games Were Real W/Bigger Boobs” Video.
Let inclusion on this list be no comment on quality, because this movie is pretty great. Steven Soderbergh is a great director, and Channing Tatum has shocked us all by having more charisma than originally suspected (that is, none). Even with that fact, we try to avoid both female AND male stripper movies, because some of your parents would get mad at us.
We didn’t talk about this one because it’s preciousness makes us want to puke. ENOUGH WITH THE TWEE! It’s like Zooey Deschanel barfed into a film projector.
That’s My Boy
Saying you’re not the demographic for “That’s My Boy” is the nicest thing we could possibly say about you.
The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
A very British movie, populated by particularly British characters, this movie did huge box office with literally NO ONE any of us know. We even checked with the new people, no one knows the deal with this movie.
Whatever Crap Woody Allen Has Out This Year
The way this guy’s fallen off, you should be stoked that we’re not talking to you about Woody Allen. Woody Allen hasn’t made a good movie in the same length of time that his wife had been alive for when they first expressed romantic interest in each other. HE MARRIED HIS LONG TERM GIRLFRIEND’S DAUGHTER, GUYS!!!!!
What up wit’ dat? Let us know in the comments!