6 Ways To Celebrate Groundhog Day

Iiiit’s Groundhog Day! So, what are you going to do about it? Watch the movie? Listen to an announcement from a rodent? Here are some badass ways to celebrate what is probably the weirdest of holidays.

 

Wear Shorts Defiantly

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Show your unfailing optimism and wear cutoffs and sandals to school. You’re not really going to let a judgmental woodchuck put you in a bad mood, are you? Sorry, Puxatawny Phil, global warming has rendered you irrelevant.

 

Party Hard The Night Before

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February 2nd is a day devoted to a burrowing creature. Let’s use it as an excuse to be a total waste of space! Go out really hard the night before, and spend the day “hibernating.”

 

Shadow Someone

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See what I did there? The groundhog sees its shadow. Following someone to work with the intention of learning about his/her job is also related to the word “shadow.” Screw it. You try writing this article.

 

Kill A Bobcat

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Bobcats are one of the groundhog’s predators. They must be destroyed! 

 

Go See A Groundhog In Real Life

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Think about it. Have you ever? I haven’t. I don’t know anyone who has. Maybe on a field trip to, like, a prairie museum but never just chilling in real life. Then again, I also try to stay away from lowlands and Pennsylvanians.

 

Pull An April Fool’s Day Prank

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Everyone expects pranks on April Fool’s Day, but February 2 seems innocent enough. Put a land-beaver in someone’s bed! Tell someone the wrong forecast! Pranks are even more effective on non-traditional days of the year.

What are you doing to celebrate Groundhog Day? Let us know in the comments!

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