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7 Facebook Music 'Likes' That Will Make You Look Dumb

Posted By: Desi Jedeikin on 01.27.12

You really can learn a lot about people by looking through their Facebook 'likes'. Especially in the music category. I warn you though before you do it...you will learn some things about your Facebook friends that you can never unlearn. Daughtry? Seriously, Grandma? I love you, but now you're officially second to Betty White on my 'Top Ten Rad Old Ladies' list. Here's a look at 7 humiliating music 'likes' that will rightly bring you shame and embarrassment. So clean up your 'likes' now, before your reputation is sullied forever.

Liking Only Super Popular Artists

“cartoons”

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Black Eyed Peas. Beyonce. Katy Perry. Rihanna. Hey there's nothing wrong with liking top 40, but DAYUM! Try exploring a radio station that doesn't have the phrase Kiss FM in the title. 'Music is my life!' they proclaim! The worst part is that these people usually own a 300 dollar pair of Monster Beats by Dr. Dre headphones. To listen to 'I Got A Feeling'. SMH.

Insane Clown Posse

“cartoons”

(source)

WTF? If I found out a friend of mine was a fan of the Insane Clown Posse, it would be cause for immediate defriending. On the list of my Ten Facebook Commandments thou shall not break, it's right up there with people who over-use LOL and people who mention Twilight in anything but derogatory terms. You better not even be a fan of the Faygo soda page, cause that's like Juggalo friendly. Juggalos are mentally-deficient, evil clown trash. I'd say it to their faces but they probably sit on my chest and fart in my face or something. I wouldn't put anything past them.

Anything You Can Fist Pump To

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Fist-pumping music is what I imagine they currently play in hell. Having this as a musical taste basically tells everyone you're an orange-skinned humanoid with ground beef for brains and STD juices leaking out of your arm pits. The only thing good about fist-pumping is that if you look at someone doing it from the right angle it looks like they're beating themselves in the face. And that can make you feel euphoric.

Liking Only Super Obscure Artists

“cartoons”

(source)

Does your musical 'likes' include things that make the editors of Pitchfork.com scratch their heads in confusion? Does the release of your own yearly 'best of list' on Facebook meet with the sound of crickets? Do you think liking Radiohead is the equivalent to liking The Jonas Brothers? Then your musical tastes are pretentious. FACT: when you get drunk on Pabst Blue Ribbon you stare at yourself in a mirror, crying, as you lip synch 'Jar of Hearts' . Don't LIE!

Glee

“cartoons”

(source)

Whenever I see an idiot tweener like a good song, I know it's been recently ruined on Glee. This is not a musical genre people! Gleek-equivalent a song is the equivalent to beating it to death with your hands and then stabbing it forty times while it's lying dead on the ground. I will never forgive Glee for ruining 'Don't Stop Believing'. Or for foisting Lea Michele onto the world. STOP TRYING TO BE SO SEXY! You look stupid!

Crazy About That Band Dubstep

“cartoons”

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I'm fine with you loving dubstep. It's not my cup of tea, but I do enjoy it frequently when it's employed as an element in viral videos. Settled. But if you're gonna proclaim your love for it, at least know that it is a genre of music and not a band. It'll make you look super stupid. Like stupider than the time you posted an article from The Onion as if it were real.

'Guilty Pleasures' That Actually Just Suck

“cartoons”

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Abba. Old school Run DMC. N'Sync. (WHAT!?) These are guilty pleasures. Limp Bizkit. Nickelback. Creed. These are groups of caca holding musical instruments. I would like to see all three lead singers of these bands in a televised version of D-bag Hunger Games. Only at the end, the last surviving d-bag gets scared to death by the ghost of Freddie Mercury. Whoa. I think I should like patent this idea or something.

What are some music interests that you think people should be more ashamed about? Let me know @desijedeikin or in the comments below!

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One of my friends is an ICP fan and he's actually one of the stereotypical white trash bastards that this article is talking about. Seriously. The kid's got issues.

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JMV321

3 weeks ago

Logged in just to hate on this. This was utter crap. While on some topics i agreed but who are you to define good music?

psychlover111

3 weeks ago

these`s suck ps. justin beiber is a girl

jasmlypp

3 weeks ago

WTF, Aerosmith wasn't on Glee! Aerosmith is much to cool for Glee! Don't wanna miss a thing is amazing! And i'm a 14 year old girl. O, and older music is sometimes better than the shit some people are making right now. Freddy Mercury is cool too. You really have to shut your mouth. In a few years you will say the same about Michael Jackson, that's insane! I know most people hate my music taste, but that's only because they're not secure enough to like something else/older. You really don't have

Chickensez

3 weeks ago

The guy who wrote this is a pretentious prick, look I hate Glee and Ke$ha and Dubstep too but who are you to say what is right and wrong when musical taste is entirely opinionated. You're really putting across a huge ego so shame on you.

xxsupersmosherxx

3 weeks ago

What?! I love nickleback

TheUndertaker

3 weeks ago

@Sousei, you know what im talking about! Beatles forever!

elfftw

3 weeks ago

I disagree with MOST of these, but I do agree with the Dubstep one, which actually is understandable, if you go around saying you're a fan of the band dubstep, you're gonna get some strange looks, and you're going to look like a total idiot.

juggalo101

3 weeks ago

Yo ur page is fucking gay you faggot ass bitch...... u aint no better then nobody... ur a nerd behind a computer.. i wish ud come to juggalo icp show i beat ur fuckin ass all over bitch..... talk all the shit u want but at da end of the day ur still the bitch & you cant do shit. its fags like you dat make us so great so retard. u jus wana be down but u no ur a bitch.... id fuck u up bitch wut FUCK UR WEB SITE FUCK UR LIFE AND KILL URSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ichirocharles

3 weeks ago

icp, was a crazy fad, but became serious problem when people seriously liked them. mental metal clown gang sounds funny and totaly retarded.

scarletlightning64

3 weeks ago

...
You've got to be kidding me.
Just because you don't like certain bands doesn't mean you should openly diss them! I absolutely hate the crap that's being played nowadays, but that doesn't mean that I kick people in the balls for liking what they like. This is just low.

danthemansjs

3 weeks ago

NIRVANA!!!!!!!!

DemonicSwagger

3 weeks ago

HAHAHA Has anyone looked this woman up? She's a failed entertainer which means SHE IS NOT ENTERTAINING. So, she criticizes the music taste of people who presumably wouldn't like her taste in entertainment. Desi, grow up! Your an acquired taste like bitter chocolate, why dont you just focus on your interests and not other peoples.

KingOfCoconuts

3 weeks ago

so, it doesen't matter which type of music you like, it's always wrong?

Nerdierthanlife

3 weeks ago

I have never liked smosh more.

pen-man97

3 weeks ago

noooo, you insulted Faygo!!!

codex840

3 weeks ago

Whats the name of the meme where the girl talks about dubstep

lebronjames99

3 weeks ago

The only truly type of music people should be ashamed abut is country...............and of course nickelback.

thecannonball34

3 weeks ago

I made an account just to say this. NEVER INSULT CREED AGAIN. "Torn" was the first song I ever heard! My Dad played it as he took me home from the hospital two months after I was born! (I had to be on life support for two months.)

CallMeEmm

3 weeks ago

I'm sorry but I didn't find this funny AT all...
Who are you to decide what's good music and whats not? I'm sorry but I'm just saying... Just because you don't like some sorts of music you don't need to rub in the faces, of the people that do...

Don't be prejudiced, seriously... I just hate that a silly thing like music or clothes is the reason for arguments and fights!

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3 weeks ago

i think of ICP as something to reference to
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dark carney

3 weeks ago

i understand why you dont like icp or juggalos man but were not just fans were a culture that takes alot of crap from haters. hate if you want but keep it in your head youre not impressing anyone by talking that kinda crap. i mean i hate haters like you but i dont say youre white trailer park trash, becuase im better than that. id appreciate it if you apologized, though no one ever does. either way i wish no illwill on you

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3 weeks ago

i like the music is my life one

Alexis Juday

3 weeks ago

when i saw the description of the second one, i thought of Gamzee from Homestuck. especially the Faygo part.
maybe i should stay away from the internet for a while....

MadeleineElisabeth

3 weeks ago

Aww, I like Nickelback.

DuskShine

3 weeks ago

I know a person who's like 1. And some people who think that I'M the stupid one for liking Indie and Alternative music, while they're sitting there, listening to Justin Bieber and Kesha. I don't get it. :|

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3 weeks ago

I love Nickelback.. I honestly don't give a crap if everybody is hating on them for no reason. But I love their songs because they have meaning, unlike Rebbeca Black and Justin Bieber. It's not like I will stop listening to them 'cause nobody else likes them.

TerminallyAwesome

3 weeks ago

Uh, I have to disagree with most of this. Except maybe the first two. But you do kind of contradict yourself by saying listening to only popular artists is stupid, and listening to less popular ones is "pretentious". What does this leave for you to listen to? Rap and hip-hop? I'll pass. xD This post is the shittiest post I've read on here. :P

Courts

3 weeks ago

*Rap is crap, Dubstep is all the same, Glee will ruin EVERYTHING it can and anything you can "fist pump" to is written by douchebags, for douchebags.

Courts

3 weeks ago

Don't even get me started on Ke$ha! I mean, apart from her music being slutty, and the fact that it promotes drinking and drugs, what the hell is with the "$" ? Seriously, put more effort into writing decent lyrics that have something to do with anything other than drugs and alcohol instead of coming up with "clever" ways of spelling your name.
And Nickleback, after the first time hearing him sing, it's just like "Shut UP already!" Seriously, all there songs are the same - boring crap.
Rap is

SmoshEva

3 weeks ago

I hate people who are like the first one!! >.<

Sousei

3 weeks ago

TheUndertaker: todays music isnt real. so, if you listened to good music, you would what this means.... I AM THE WALRUS!

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DoktorMetal

3 weeks ago

@Ashchethem you can´t substract rap from good music, because it isn´t part of it.

Kayla269

3 weeks ago

Rap is awesome music, thank you.

DoktorMetal

3 weeks ago

"Liking Only Super Obscure Artists Hardcore Metal Style"-guy reporting in. Listen to a little mainstream tho.

RagingChickens

3 weeks ago

You like Don't Stop Believin'... this entire post is invalid. That song became terrible the second every asshole in the world started listening to it.

The man with th...

3 weeks ago

It's true glee only rips off good music to gain popularity

NekoStriker

3 weeks ago

*Plus I have not met any fan of ICP that would fart in someones face >.>

NekoStriker

3 weeks ago

What......"Juggalos are mentally-deficient, evil clown trash. I'd say it to their faces but they probably sit on my chest and fart in my face or something. I wouldn't put anything past them." Why would you say that, I mean I love ICP but I'm not trash. I have almost straight A's (what isn't an A is a high B) and I'm going to be a dentist. I will admit that a lot of ICP fans are idiots or creepy weirdos but there are some of them in almost every group of people that like an artist. PLus, I have n