7 Guys Who Should Have Known Better Than To Date Taylor Swift
Don't get me wrong...I think Taylor Swift is super pretty, but is a relationship with her really worth it? In all likelihood you will be the subject of a piece of crap country-pop song when you inevitably break-up. I mean it kind of makes sense if you're like a back-up dancer on tour with her or a some no name co-star in one of her music videos, but WHY would you date her if you are famous yourself and can probably get any girl, famous or not, in the world? Here's look at 7 dudes who should have known better!
Why he should have known better: Directioner rage.
One Direction has a rabid fanbase. They make Beliebers and Twihards look reasonable and sane, well maybe not Twihards, but I digress. It is for sure in One Direction's contract with Satan and Simon Cowell that the boys must appear attainable to the teen masses that dream of slipping them their v-cards. As the Twitter masses have already pointed out, WRONG DIRECTION Harry! My personal fave Directioner tweet goes to the lovely lady who said this: 'I wasn't going to be rude and say hateful things but..Taylor Swift..you're a whore.' Directioners can get cray cray, yo!
Why he should have known better: He owns a mirror
WHY?? Gyllenhaal can get any chick he wants. He's hot, he's extremely good-looking and he's also bow chicka wow wow. Instead all he got was to be the inspiration for the year's worst song, We are Never Ever Getting Back Together . Jake needs to write a song called Um Okay, That's What I Told You When I Dumped You Via Text. Or something snappier.
Why he should have known better: Marilyn Monroe
Kennedys and famous blondes are just never a good mix. Another bad mix is those bikini bottoms and any person in the world.
Why he should have known better: Taylor didn't wear a purity ring
Jonas was a famous virgin when they were together. Swift is a famous needy girl. This is a bad combination because a guy's lack of interest in nookie with a needy girl sends them into a downward spiral of despair. It's not you needy girl! It's religious conviction! Actually it was you, because Jonas is now with actress Ashley Greene and he no longer wears his purity ring. SNAP!
Why he should have known better: Rachel Berry
This one was totally life imitating art, because Rachel Berry is the Taylor Swift of Glee. So how Monteith could be around that character all day and not pick up on the warning signs of someone desperate for a boyfriend, I don't know. But maybe he's into that sort of thing, because now he's with Lea Michele who I pretty much think plays herself on Glee. Which is why it's so awkward when she tries to do Maxim Magazine-style photoshoots. Put your sexless cardigan and pleated skirt back on, young lady!
Why he should have known better: History of dating needy stars.
How do you date Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston and not learn to recognize a girl desperate to find true love at all costs when you see one? The best part of this relationship was when John cried like a baby and accused Swift of being mean after Taylor called him out in her song Dear John. That's the douche kettle calling the douche pot black....amirite?
Why he should have known better: Bella Swan
Part of me wants to say he should have know better because, hello? When it comes to a girl acting like the feminist movement never happened only Bella Swan can outdo Taylor Swift. But then the other part of me says...he's Taylor Lautner, not exactly known for being a deep thinker. Also Taylor and Taylor? They probably thought that was sooooo cute. It makes me wanna stab a pillow.
Which guy do you think is the stupidest? Let me know @desijedeikin or in the comments below!