Smosh Funny videos, Funny Pictures, Images, Comedy Online

SMOSH PIT

7 Movies That Would Make Inappropriate Musicals

Posted By: Desi Jedeikin on 02.17.12

It seems like they're always taking movies and making them into musicals, because you know apparently people are incapable of coming up with original content anymore.Riiiight. So we get a bunch of musicals based on popular movies. Some have been successful like The Lion King and Hairspray. Some not so much-The Wedding Singer or the total colossal bomb Spiderman. Here's a look at 7 movies that should never be turned into musicals. Because it would be very, very wrong.

The Human Centipede

movies

(source)

Logistically this would be difficult to pull off. I mean at least two members of your main cast will be physically incapable of singing. Another problem is the subject matter. I mean there's just no way to make a love ballad between the front section and the middle section of the centipede seem romantic. Garbling out lyrics like "you're the only one a want pooping in my mouth' ...okay I'm seriously about to vomit. I think you get my point. Moving on!

Extremely Loud And Incredibly Close

movies

(source)

There's just something about barn-burning musical ho-downs and 9/11 that don't seem to go together. Call me crazy.

Precious

movies

(source)

People looking for an evening of magical theater are probably gonna pass on a one that involves songs about rape, incest, teen pregnancy and AIDS. Seriously, Precious is like 18 Lifetime movies rolled into one. Although I'm fully on board with a Precious/Lord of the Rings mash-up sequel. Based purely on that one Gollum joke.

Orphan

movies

(source)

It would pretty disturbing to see a child actor break for a tap solo in the midst of beating a nun to death with a hammer. Even more disturbing? Seeing a child actor do a sexy burlesque number while she tries to seduce her adoptive father. Pedobear is probably trying to secure financing for this production as we speak.

Pineapple Express

movies

(source)

It would be wrong to trivialize the dangers of drug use with flashy musical numbers. Add to that a spectacular set and trippy lighting design, I mean this musical would only make the use of marijuana more enticing than it already is..supposedly. And seriously? Who wants to sit in a theater full of paranoid people constantly opening loud crumply wrappers because they have the munchies. That whole theater would probably stink of Hot Pockets.

Inglourious Basterds

movies

(source)

Sure a Nazi musical worked in The Producers, but that's because they left out all the trauma and gore. I don't care how amazing the choreography is, no one wants to see Donny 'The Bear Jew' Donowitz beating a Nazi with a baseball bat, turned into a charming pas de deux.

Saw

movies

(source)

I don't know about you but I would spend the whole show worrying about one of the actors slipping on a puzzle-shaped piece of flesh or a coagulated frontal lobe tumor as they dance-ran for their lives. Although I do think a Jigsaw ballad about being a misunderstood maniac would KILL! Insert rimshot and groans!

What are some movies you think would make an inappropriate musical? Let me know @desijedeikin or in the comments below!

Check Out 7 Lamest Musical Movies Ever!

Tags: aliens, basterds, centipede, cowboys, human, inappropriate, inglourious, movies, musicals, precious, saw

You Might Also Be Interested In

TWIN BUTTER CAT ROCK!!! (COUNTDOWN PART II)

The Most Inappropriate Emoticon Responses

Medium Large: Rock'em Sock'em Robots [Comic]

Cat Woman Is Back In Business

38 Comments

Post new comment

Loralei Emily Moore

5 days ago

hand (left hand)
2.- Say the name of your love.
3.- Close your hand
4.- Say the name of a weekday
5.-Say your name
6.- Open your hand
7.- Paste this to 15 comments and the day you said (step # 4) he/she will tell you that they like you and maybe even engaged or maybe kiss you. If you don't do it something will go wrong in about an hour

CalhounGordon

7 weeks ago

My neighbor's step-aunt makes $80/hour on the laptop. She has been without work for six months but last month her payment was $20329 just working on the laptop for a few hours. Go to this web site and read more http://qr.net/iet5

RainbowLollipop

13 weeks ago

I loved Orphan :)

thisxisxsammi

13 weeks ago

Omg, Orphan wasn't even scary. It was mostly funny and creepy throughout. Like, her adoptive parents just randomly started having sex in the kitchen and the little Ester girl was creeping around the corner watching. XD Like what the hell?

midgectfxc

13 weeks ago

i would go see all these musicals

Amy Balducci

13 weeks ago

Actually, Emerson College made Human Centipede into a musical. It looked hilarious :D

thesassybitch

13 weeks ago

nightmare on elm street

"AAALLLL MY LIIIIFE I'VE LOVED TO MURDER LIIITLE KIIIIDSSS

MAKING THIMBLE COZIES FROM THEIR EYELIIIIIIIIDSSSSSS!!!!"

wendyd

13 weeks ago

they already have made a musical about a "misunderstood" maniac. Sweeney Todd.... and it sucked.

sestagodono

13 weeks ago

Hairspray was a muscle first!

shadowjoker409

13 weeks ago

Its
musical

mingmmi

13 weeks ago

Hello, everybody, the good shoping place, the new season approaching, click in.
Welcome to ==== http://www.fashion-long-4biz.com ==
Air Jordan (1-24) shoes $35
Jordan (1-22)&2009 shoes $45
Nike shox (R4, NZ, OZ, TL1, TL2, TL3) $35
Handbags ( Coach Lv fendi D&G) $30
T-shirts (polo, ed hardy, lacoste) $14
Jean (True Religion, ed hardy, coogi)$34
Sunglasses ( Oakey, coach, Gucci, Armaini)$15
New era cap $16
Biki ni (Ed hardy, polo) $18
FREE SHIPPING

http://www.fashion-long-4biz.

fdhgfdh

13 weeks ago

Hello, everybody, the good shoping place, the new season approaching, click in. Welcome to ==== http://www.proxy4biz.com ==
Air Jordan (1-24) shoes $35
Jordan (1-22)&2009 shoes $45
Nike shox (R4, NZ, OZ, TL1, TL2, TL3) $35
Handbags ( Coach Lv fendi D&G) $30
T-shirts (polo, ed hardy, lacoste) $14
Jean (True Religion, ed hardy, coogi)$34
Sunglasses ( Oakey, coach, Gucci, Armaini)$15
New era cap $16
Biki ni (Ed hardy, polo) $18
FREE SHIPPING
http://www.proxy4biz.com

http://www.

Prinsluci

13 weeks ago

i loved orphan but it wasent that scary

noah8803

13 weeks ago

shit

HunterYoutube18

13 weeks ago

Orphan was a good movie

leon66

13 weeks ago

a best friend's step-aunt makes $85/hour on the computer. She has been unemployed for 8 months but last month her check was $16969 just working on the computer for a few hours. Go to this web site and read more
░░▒▓███► http://LazyCash9.com ◄███▓▒░░

dquinterotorres

13 weeks ago

There actually is a Human Centipede musical parody on youtube made by art students.

Aries317911

13 weeks ago

Bruno would be a horrible musical

skitty9965

13 weeks ago

i seen the movie..-_-

here a funny video!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8ZQrOm9MDI

Tiecie

13 weeks ago

SAW! =D I love that movies to bits <3 x3 But it's true, the musical of it would... suck o3o Or would be really frikkin' funny x'D

steedman

13 weeks ago

never say never

wolfie17

13 weeks ago

A Serbian Film................Just no. I have to go take a cold acid shower now.

c-dog@smosh

13 weeks ago

what about scary move 1,2,3,4 and 5 there is no way a movie can be a parody, spoof and a musical at the same time its never been done

Tessacakes86

13 weeks ago

I think The Wicker Man would make a pretty inappropriate musical.

waeferdger

13 weeks ago

==== http://www.flying4biz.com ====
hello everyone
if you like to order anything you like.
More details,
please just browse our website Quality is our Dignity;
Service is our Lift.
enjoy yourself.
thank you!!
==== http://www.flying4biz.com ====

sdgsd

13 weeks ago

http://www.

AleBC

13 weeks ago

Ohhh Inglorious Bastards would be great!

savannahsgenesis

13 weeks ago

On the contrary, in theatre having a musical number, for example, in a situation where someone is getting brutally murdered is considered "Epic Theatre". This creates a verfremdungseffekt, or the alienation effect, where the audience is blocked from being captivated and lost completely in character's emotional journey, this then leads the audience to be a conscious critical observer. This is a Brechtian type of theatre strategy...

School teaches me things :3

DrBendezu

13 weeks ago

I can conferm the existance of this Human Centipede musical, its on YouTube in 7parts.
Also the creator of saw 2,3, and 4 Darren Lyn Bousman has created 3 musicals that are just as voilent as saw. 2 of them are called Repo! the 3rd is called Devils carnival
3rd Pinaple express isnt about the dangers of drug use but about the fact it should be legal, it would make a grate musical

"dont sew your mouth to my but and I wont sew my but to you, if we all keep our buts to our self, we can change t

gfhjhjkfgkl

13 weeks ago

Welcome to our website: ======== http://www.clothes8.org/ ======== to choose the goods you like.
We Offer Wholesale fashion designer Handbags, Coach ,Gucci, lv, juicy, Jimmy ,burberry ,CA ,dg ,db, ed hardy ,Fendi, miumiu,prada ,hermes,bally and etc.
All of our handbags are AAA quality, they are made of real leather, it come with Italian Design! You could find most fashionable and style handbags from here. we are accept credit card free shipping
And

47DetonatedTheBomb

13 weeks ago

There is a Human Centipede the Musical.

"It's Doctor Heiter!"
"I like being alone and making centipedes"
"Oh just don't bite her, when I sew your moouuutthhh to her bum bum-a-dum bum-a-dum bum-a-dum-a-dum!"