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7 Signs That You Might Be A Geek

Posted By: Chris D. on 10.08.10

Here are 7 sure signs that you are a geek! For some of you, this won't be shocking. For others... this is a reality call. If you can relate to any of these seven examples below... you are a geek. Deal with it!

1. Your Computer Is Worth More Than Your Car

OK, so it’s not the most expensive car in the world... I mean I don’t care how fast I get places, but I do care how fast Photoshop loads.

2. You Have A Few Out Of The Ordinary Tattoos

It might be the Stargate tat on your ass, or maybe it is the Chewbacca on your arm, either way nothing will give you away as fast as the 1’s 0’s on your knuckles.

3. Your Social Weekly Schedule Is Set Around The Sci-Fi Channel

I know that the birth of a nephew is a sacred moment, but there was a Farscape marathon on and I thought she would be in labor for days not hours.

4. Your Pets Have Unorthodox Names

I have had 4 Labradors in the last 10 years, all of them where wonderful dogs. I will always remember you fondly Jabba. Yoda and Starbuck are the two labs that I have now and James Tiberius is the very recent third addition to my family. GEEK!

5. You Count Comic-Con As A Holiday

I know people that schedule their vacation around Comic-Con. It might seem odd but it is nice to get a second wear out of the Klingon costume that you bought last Halloween.

6. You Spend Hours Defending The Merits Of Made Up Ideas

Some might find it to be inane to debate the midichlorian count necessary to become a Jedi, or debating the point structure in a Quidditch match. If you do not, welcome to nerdonia.

7. Your Conversations With Other People Are A Bit Abnormal

Some might find it odd to have a two hour argument with a coworker about who would win a fight between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates. C’mon, Gates might be smaller but Jobs is still weak from the cancer.

So there you have it. How else can you tell if someone's a geek? What geeky things do you do? Please leave them in the comments so I can read them and laugh!

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Tags: computer, gates, geek, klingon, nerd, quidditch, startrek, Yoda

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hero_of_Time

35 weeks ago

If you care more about your precious complete star wars
mini-figure set than women.

Farimira

40 weeks ago

I'm defenently 6, 1 proably 7, and would be 4 if I had a pet. I like sifi but i watch it online, not on tv.

TrueBloodGirl115

50 weeks ago

guess i'm not a geek =D

kkp2

75 weeks ago

@simsxd firetruck means the f word btw... :)

higurashigirl10

77 weeks ago

i guess im not a geek

KayleeChaos

81 weeks ago

My Boyfriend is pretty Geeky. He has a back tattoo of Christopher Walken high fiving Chubaka

AsianLiberationFront

83 weeks ago

#1 sign that you are a geek. Masturbating to anime chicks.

ffdsdchreg

84 weeks ago

i ges i am

mlkshake10

84 weeks ago

hahahahahaha without even looking i knew i wasnt a geek.

Waffle_Fry

84 weeks ago

Definitely a geek.
All those apply to me.
T_T I'm not worthy!!!

zoomzoom2442

84 weeks ago

Yep. I'm a geek. :D

AgentZero_rules

84 weeks ago

These are just the familiar geeks. Geeks could be anything. For instance I'm a sports and video game geek.

DamektheGangster

84 weeks ago

i am more emo to.......................................:P :D♥

selenagomez123

84 weeks ago

no a geek in my family...............only cousin

selenagomez123

84 weeks ago

thank god i don't like or do any of that............................no i don't only my friend does

iNeurotic

84 weeks ago

baha
ich bin geek

willsparker

84 weeks ago

WAHOOO NT A GEEEEEEK!!!

im more emo :P....

XxlautixX

84 weeks ago

incredible,im not a geek after all lol,but some of my conversation with my best friends ARE a lil geeky sometimes.something geeky about me?hmmm maybe i spend too much time on my computer

Team_Smosh

84 weeks ago

i like drunk guinea pigs

kandykane619

84 weeks ago

@Baby-im-magic-tada : Lol, you're awesome :D

smoshinator24

84 weeks ago

i dont c whats wrong with bein a geek a geek is a smart ass dude who could stand his ground in a fight while a nerd is a smart ass weakling

2stoopid4school

84 weeks ago

im 2stoopid to be a nerd, so doesnt make me like a geek or something?

baby-im-magic-tada

84 weeks ago

Hey, Chris D. SHUT UP!

Juli_a

84 weeks ago

haha, the dog looks really funns :D

Ulqui91

84 weeks ago

my dogs name its KIBA

spacekidd2

84 weeks ago

And 3rd one

spacekidd2

84 weeks ago

Last one and first one.

bmaster154

84 weeks ago

@Me_Yay_Boom
I'd tap that... The hat, of course! >_> Hehehe.

ieetu

84 weeks ago

i got 1/6 on the nerd test :|
can't help it if i have strange chats with my friends T^T

Me_Yay_Boom

84 weeks ago

My hat I wear everywhere has a Super Mario mushroom, star and fire flower on it, a pokeball at the front, and Pacman + a red ghost and 3 dots on the other side. Yeah, I don't dress like other chicks.

TonyRamirezJr.

84 weeks ago

i a nerd noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! wait gurls love nerds im good.

trisnice

84 weeks ago

for me the #1 is true ... i don't have a car

LittleBigPumpkin

84 weeks ago

@Jul: that's darth vader

McGerman

84 weeks ago

Yoda tattoo ftw

DeathTheKeyblade

84 weeks ago

i only have a few of this signs (3)........ BUT IM A GEEK AND IM NOT AFRAID OF AMMITING IT :)

TheUndertaker

84 weeks ago

@Scryied, all of is so true...

SolomonSkywalker

84 weeks ago

me and my friends have really weird convos, and my cat's name is Indy....as in Indiana Jones., and i dont have any tattoos, but i want a triforce one really bad!

viawizard

84 weeks ago

6. Yep that's meh. hahahahha. I talk too much about Star Wars and Harry Potter:).

Scryied

85 weeks ago

im da number 3, wwe smackdown iz on syfy also there sum awesum horror movies like wrong turn

Jul

85 weeks ago

1 : My computer is crappy and i would sell it for 2$ so its not more expensive than my car.
2: I don't have Tatoos... Its gay.
3: What the hell is SyFy
4: Who the hell would call his dog Chewbacca

meganmobster

85 weeks ago

5/7, but soon i'll be a part of #2.
My husband had I have decided that if we have faternial twins and they are a boy and girl we are naming them Luke and Leia.
We also have Zombie Apocalypse discuss