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7 Worst Roommates You Could Have

Posted By: Smosh on 04.30.10

Going away to school? Or finally moving out from under your parents' roof?

Well, it means you'll likely have to find a roommate and finding a perfect roomie is like finding a $100 dollar bill on the ground. It happens maybe once in a lifetime.

Most of the roommates you get will have at least one thing that makes you want to smother them in their sleep.

But it could be worse. You could have one of these sharing a roof with you.

7. The Muncher

This is the roommate that has to constantly have something to snack on. And usually it is a loud and extremely crunchy bag of chips. They especially like to munch when you are trying to watch a movie or study. There is no escape. The incessant munching will haunt your dreams!

6. The Talker

You know when you just need to decompress after school or work? Some silence would be perfect for that. Unfortunately, your roommate won’t shut up! They are either talking to you or on their phone 24/7. And when we mean talk, we mean at a volume four levels above what is socially acceptable.

5. The Complainer

The roommate that always has something bad to say about something. It’s either too hot or too cold. The take-out is either too bland or too spicy. The TV either has nothing on worth watching or too many shows to choose from. Everyone hates the complainer.

4. The Drama Queen/King

So much drama! This particular roommate seems to have an endless supply of soap opera in their lives. They are always breaking up with their girlfriend/boyfriend, getting fired from their deadbeat job, or arguing with their sister. It’ll be like you are living at Melrose Place!

3. The Mommy & Daddy Moocher

Sure, there’s nothing wrong with getting some help from mom and dad on occasion. But it you are living on your own, you should probably start acting like it. The roommate that is always getting money from their parents to buy groceries, pay rent, or sign up for salsa dancing classes, while you are toiling away to pay your own bills, will get under your skin really fast.

2. The Remote Controller

It’s your place, too, but for some reason your roommate assumes that the remote belongs to them. No matter if you had it first and just got up to grab a soda, they will snatch it and change the channel before you can even get back. You can mention that your favorite show is coming on, but they don’t care. The remote belongs to them!

1. The Serial Killer

This should be obvious why they are the worst roommate. Aside from coming home in the middle of the night dressed as a clown and carrying an axe, watching them make a skin suit probably won’t be a comfortable home environment.

How bad is your roommate?

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KrisAA

12 weeks ago

End of RANT ..... because, I am a nice guy and she is a sweetheart, and we have to make it right. Which means talking it out no? So, I let her talk, because an argument or me feeling like the world's biggest creep is just no. 6 and no 4 combined. So....rant over. I am giving notice end of month. Underemployed so may have to check out "21 Very Clever Homeless Signs" but, it might be worth it. Thanks for listening, quietly.

KrisAA

12 weeks ago

RANT continued .... or from the bathroom while doing her business. Then she will start saying What? , so I have to yell to avoid repeating stuff I don't want to be saying the first time. No. 2 because we have had the remotes for a year and she still can't figure out the buttons and I have to do it. So inverse of 2, 7 exponentially but nott no.1 . She is too sweet for that. Tell her to please shut up you say? Tears or yelling, then I have to make it right. Which involves more talking,

KrisAA

12 weeks ago

My room mate is a wonderful person who would do anything for me a sweetheart just lovely, but she is also no. 3, 4, and worst of all 6. 7 because she eats everything. I have to hide food unless it is vegetables. Also no. 8 is left out which is messy beyond belief and then complains that her own mess is driving her crazy so that's 5 too. But 6 is the deal breaker. Whenever she and I are in the same room she is talking, forget that, because she will continue the conversation from her bed

Mrs. Hecox

42 weeks ago

rofl

savwatson13

47 weeks ago

i used to tease my sister when she was buying her pink and orange dorm decoration about what if she got a goth chick :P

savwatson13

47 weeks ago

i used to tease my sister when she was buying her pink and orange dorm decoration about what if she got a goth chick :P

ChesterBuddi

47 weeks ago

Ah my old roommate hated everyone And wanted to start fights and wanted me to side with her..and listen to this. And she thought by doing this she was getting places, it was crazy.

ChesterBuddi

47 weeks ago

Ah my old roommate hated everyone And wanted to start fights and wanted me to side with her..and listen to this. And she thought by doing this she was getting places, it was crazy.

Spike8407

49 weeks ago

MY ROOMMATES AWESOMEscrew you All

mousy554

53 weeks ago

i share a room with my sister,shes ALL of them :/

yearspoke

58 weeks ago

I don't have a roommate :(

aylielove

68 weeks ago

Serial Killer

melisahh

73 weeks ago

after reading this im so getting a single dorm in college.. forever alone.

Beckiebecca

74 weeks ago

I wouldn't mind having him as my cotroller :P

catherine.a

77 weeks ago

the last one is probably the worst to have!

faith101

79 weeks ago

Lol, i'd so be number two. I can't stop talking, ever. Some people really hate me >.< Haha. But I don't talk about boring crap, or atleast I don't think...

AtomicBomb125

80 weeks ago

My cousin just went to college and she hates her roommate.... her roommate isn't really any of these but I guess the partier? I dunno....

deamon365

81 weeks ago

FOLLOW THESE STEPS 1. COVER YOUR MOUTH WITH YOUR HAND 2. WHISPER A WISH INTO YOUR HAND 3. POST THIS ON TO TEN OTHER COMMENTS 4. NOW LOOK AT YOUR HAND

becatron.123

81 weeks ago

Dang it! My roommate is a serial killer! Wish I read this before I moved in ...

KGirl

83 weeks ago

lol i'd probably be the mommy and daddy moocher :S :D

Aphroditeeeeee

89 weeks ago

oh i got the best roomates ever they give me their crack their meth e share everything even toothbrashes yeah it's great ... wait it's my turn to hold mary's hair while she pukes in the toilet k bye

emmygirl42

90 weeks ago

ill consider this when i graduate......

lmnopiscool

90 weeks ago

you forgot the crybaby and the goody goody. :]

cartwheeler2

90 weeks ago

my roommate is 2 4 5 6 and 7.... I have it hard

DEESOOZAA

92 weeks ago

What do you think they think about you? To them, you have to be one of these. Stick that in your pipe and smoke in.

alicepwns

93 weeks ago

Lol obviously he talker or killer is worst.
@ Soldierboa, how would a gay roommate be bad?

Soldierboa

94 weeks ago

worst one would either be killer, or having ur roommate being gay........ D=

Dem`

96 weeks ago

yea i guess that the serial killer would b cinda bad.. o.O xD

Dem`

96 weeks ago

yea i guess that the serial killer would b cinda bad.. o.O xD

scenemo

97 weeks ago

@peanutcultb haha I love it!

sonicrules10

102 weeks ago

no. 6 is like my sisiter she always hogs the phones she takes my moms the house phone my other sisters she statys up til 5AM justo talk and when her boyfriend barley leaves she gets the phoone she ha

Master7

103 weeks ago

imagine this hot roomate very hot girl...........TOO BAD GUYS LESBIAN! (nothing against Lesbians its just hard)

4LPH4 N3RD

104 weeks ago

wait u mean thats why he's always goes out werin a clown suit at 3am............ oh god some one please send me advice i need halp D:

KoolThing14

105 weeks ago

I'd wanna live with the serial killer, itd be like Friday the 13th and Three's Company all over again ^O^

mnjmk

106 weeks ago

you forgot one, the one who always "borrows" your stuff

the awesomeness =)

106 weeks ago

yeah i don't want to be with them its just they're weird

thaxthane

107 weeks ago

I live with the serial killer.

1234_Street_Street

107 weeks ago

nr 2 is like my sister -.- VERY ANNOYING

JustRandomlyMe

107 weeks ago

What about the noise-maker? Cuz seriously, thats all I ever hear!

PrincessOfZombies

107 weeks ago

my roommates are all those. the complainer, remote controller and talker. also they never clean up anything and leave the place messy. ;.; im so gonna kill them.

bec55

107 weeks ago

ha my room mate is a serial killer....brandon

ht2846

107 weeks ago

lol serial killer

Jonathaan2

107 weeks ago

the worst roommate ever are your parents lol think about it

MakeshiftLovely

107 weeks ago

No the worst is the person who is so wonderful that you feel like a terrible person. I mean I didn't think anyone really worked at homeless shelters on the weekends.....

mrpangel09

107 weeks ago

ugh. mine is ALL of these i kid you not. except the serial killer. lol.

buttons_rule

107 weeks ago

to be honest, my sister is THE WORST roomate EVER!!!!!!!!! all she does is play her flute and complain that her friends hate her. that is the worst roomate ever

Rescue

107 weeks ago

actually, the worst is the HAS SEX WITH EVERYONE roommate. =|

TK-Graphix

107 weeks ago

I have no room mate! :D

thesmoosher

107 weeks ago

i hope i get number 6 she looks sexy JK but sreiously, (;