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8 Cartoons You Didn't Realize Were Creepy

Posted By: Danny Licht on 01.19.11

Cute and cuddly? Nice and friendly? No. The cartoon characters are not at all what we thought they were when we were little. They’re modeled after human qualities and, sometimes, are actually pretty creepy.

Spongebob Squarepants

Yellow. Adorable. Bubbly. Sure, he is all these things, but, with a second glance, it becomes apparent who Mr. Squarepants really is. Because he has had a full-time job for almost twelve years, he is at least thirty. So, he’s a thirty-year-old man who lives all alone with his pet snail, has a best friend with the brains of a rock, and spends most of his time catching bubbles and bothering his neighbor. Basically, he’s a psychopath.

Tommy Pickles

Look at them. Those Rugrats. They were the same age for thirteen years. Something was majorly wrong, and nobody said a word. They just lived their little lives for over a decade, pretending to be babies, pretending not to speak English, only baby gibberish, and were members of a cult run by Angelica the Evil. Moreover, he terrified a generation of children away from eating the black seeds in watermelons when he thought that a watermelon would grow in your stomach if they did so.

CatDog

It defies all laws of genetics. This thing is brainwashing children with the ideal of a cat mixed with a dog. How could it even walk? What if one wanted to go one place and one wanted to go another? And it seemed like it stretched. This elastic freak of nature is far from adorable. It’s gross.

Everyone in Hey Arnold!

Between the football head, the unibrow, and the guy with Marge Simpson hair, this show is intensely scarring. Not to mention Arnold’s kilt. Is there even a moral to this story? Helga is completely horrible. There’s this one episode with a Vietnamese man with a Chinese accent whose daughter was lost in the war. A sweet story for sweet children.

The Extremely OddParents

These eccentric, magical, insane fairies exist solely to make Timmy Turner’s life much harder than it needs to be, making everything extremely complicated. Also, every single character has a loud, booming, obnoxious voice. Poor parents.

The Wild Thornberrys

This is a strange looking family. And I’m not one to judge by looks, but I am one to judge by accents. This exploration-based family spends all of their time out on Wild adventures. What about school? What about the high chances of being bitten by a poisonous snake or attacked by a vicious gorilla?

Rocket Power

These kids are probably nine years old, one has dreadlocks, and they spend all their time skating the likely dangerous streets of some fictitious Californian beach town. Also, that lead girl’s body is literally the thickness of her thumb. Advocating anorexia? I think so. Come on, Nickelodeon.

Courage the Cowardly Dog

This is the worst of them all. Courage, a cowardly dog, is the pet of a sweet old woman, a scary old man, and lives in a superstitious person’s worst nightmare. The man is the stereotypical, abusive husband, while the woman is the stereotypical, too-nice wife who spends all day in the kitchen. It brings every child’s worst fears — the dark, abdominal snowmen, and screaming parents — and puts them in a show.

What other cartoon characters would be creepy as real humans? Tell us who and why in the comments below!

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Tags: arnold, cartoon, catdog, character, characters, pickles, reality, spongebob, squarepants

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Smurfette247

1 day ago

Brief:
-The Rugrats really were a figment of Angelica’s Imagination.
-Chuckie died a long time ago along with this mother, that’s why Chaz is a nervous wreck all the time.
-Tommy was a stillborn, that’s why Stu is constantly in the basement making toys for the son who never had a chance to live.
-The DeVilles had an abortion, Angelica couldn’t figure whether it would be a boy or a girl thus creating the twins. Look up more on nerdacities... type Rugrats conspiracy

neworleansgirl8

2 weeks ago

my mom doesn't let me watch spongebob she thinks it will make me stupid

BitterEndXII

7 weeks ago

Courage the Cowardly Dig, no freaking question that that was creepy! ~ My parents band me from watching it... (lol)

dodalydodalydo

8 weeks ago

what, no animaniacs? don't you remember "helloooooo nurse" and "goodnight everybody"?

Tromromit

10 weeks ago

Rocko's Modern Life.

EpicBlackdude

19 weeks ago

that one TV show about a red haired girl with freckles called "Ginger".

ethanfartsalot

21 weeks ago

u forgot to mention how gay spongebob is in luv with squidward

TheExplodivCheez

21 weeks ago

blaaargh

EmiM

22 weeks ago

They just named all of the shows I watched when I was younger!! Fu*k I still watch SpongeBob XD

casmouse

22 weeks ago

"I don't judge on looks, but I do on accents." That's how I live my life from now on.

hawaiianskater

22 weeks ago

Also, Rocketpower was one of the best cartoons out there.

hawaiianskater

22 weeks ago

You were deprived as a child. Actually, you had no childhood and instead were actually born as an asinine adult.

P.S.- Go screw yourself.

jooji

34 weeks ago

The Wild Thornberrys has episodes about school, so this argument is invalid:]
Rocket Power+anorexia my ass, you just haven't seen girls around here:]

Squishy14

40 weeks ago

pokemon.
because teaching kids to attack wild animals then trap them in little balls and make them fight for their own amusement is a good thing to teach children.

nah, pokemon is the shiz

crayonrockets

40 weeks ago

Excluding Spongebob, you just bashed my entire childhood.

AllTimeLowlover

40 weeks ago

spongebob square pants is creepy. How the hell did Mr Crabs conceive his daughter who is a whale... just thinking about i makes me squirm

sausages

40 weeks ago

Arnold is not wearing a kilt, it's his untucked shirt.

STFUking23

40 weeks ago

yeah,but, it would also be really creepy if all of these shows were normal :D the creepyness of this show makes it more fun or entertaining

KOWBOYSKULLY

40 weeks ago

I remember all of these show's from when I was a lil kid apart from Rocket Power and CatDog!

Solara_Chan

40 weeks ago

wow lol all but one is from Nickelodeon. They must love making kids shows creepy XD

LorraineALD

40 weeks ago

I'm 16 and still terrified to eat watermelon seeds because of Rugrats.

nyancatplayer

40 weeks ago

rocket power was da shit

Django92

40 weeks ago

fucken pokemon, really teaching children to throw thier pets in to a ring to fight to the knock out, shit. lmao

tawnybird

40 weeks ago

the rugrats did grow up... remember all grown up? i didnt realize they were on 13 years:/

tawnybird

40 weeks ago

the rugrats did grow up... remember all grown up? i didnt realize they were on 13 years:/

tawnybird

40 weeks ago

the rugrats did grow up... remember all grown up? i didnt realize they were on 13 years:/

pokesmoshfan1

40 weeks ago

lol i loved watching Courage but sometimes it would get really freaky

AlexBlaha

40 weeks ago

ever notice Spongebob lives in 'Bikini Bottom'

AlexBlaha

40 weeks ago

Ever notice Spongebob lives in 'Bikini Bottom' ... loool

AlexBlaha

40 weeks ago

Ever notice SpongeBob lives in 'Bikini Bottom' ... loool

AlexBlaha

40 weeks ago

Ever notice SpongeBob lives in 'Bikini Bottom' ... loool

cherrychocolaterain

40 weeks ago

why did it deny my rant i spent like 10 minutes on it

warheroguy

40 weeks ago

Haha :) All the shows I use to watch as a little kid.

SmohedFly

40 weeks ago

The girl with e purple hair has creepy eyes! Also, nice face Brasstire!

cherrychocolaterain

40 weeks ago

Cow and chicken. the cow must have mad cow disease or something and one of the characters is boneless... i mean really? how to a cow and a chicken come together? Oh ya and the devil is also a big character in it. THE DEVIL!!!!!! I mean i thought they were trying to keep religion out of tv and here they are putting to worst part of it in a childrens cartoon. I mean i could expect this from comedy central or adult swim but CARTOON NETWORK????? all i can say is wow

magie_MCR

40 weeks ago

actually Arnold isn't even wearing a kilt, the producers on a interview said that it is a shirt, if you look at the picture above you can even see the collar.....for like 10 years i thought it was a kilt :{

smoshsfreakinfunny

40 weeks ago

In CatDog I never understood how the would take a dump. It was so confusing to me. omg

Brasstire

40 weeks ago

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guaty

40 weeks ago

not to mention the main characters of spongebob are modeled after each ot 7 deadly sins. http://www.omg-facts.com/view/Facts/13033

wolfsrain

40 weeks ago

I've always been f*cking freaked out by Courage, creepy sh*t! :D

pita-pockets-can-fly

40 weeks ago

I used to be scared to death of Courage.

nannamelissa95

40 weeks ago

really really big man from rocko's modern life?!! he has nipples of the future...

KisukeUrahara

40 weeks ago

3 Words that scared me as a child. Return. The. Slab.

Backoffmycheese

40 weeks ago

ive always wondered how catdog pooped.... and then courage the cowardly dog always scared the crap out of me O.O

iNekoStar

40 weeks ago

Let's see, Code Lyoko, Totally Spies, Naruto, Ben 10, Real Monsters, Family Guy, Pokemon, Digimon, Bakuman, and fucking Cow and Chicken, some crazy shit. >.>

Biggiefries3

40 weeks ago

Ren and Stimpy

Biggiefries3

40 weeks ago

Ren and Stimpy

SmoshyGurls09

40 weeks ago

Hey Arnold is like the best one ever and Rocket Power was awesome! Not creepy.