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8 iPhone Apps That Should Be Made

Posted By: Chris D. on 11.08.10

  I don't have an iPhone as I have a huge issue with Apple not using flash for the sole purpose of tying users to their platform. However, putting my nerd rage aside I must admit that I am intreauged with the idea that Apple has thousands of apps that there users can buy. Here are a few that I would like to see.

  The “Your Fly Is Open” App

 I furtively check my zipper 5 times per day in fear that I have left the barn door open. In my world, there would be an app for that.

  The “You Are Not That Funny” App

 I think that my jokes are the funniest things ever and that they must be shared as I am a genius. Judging by the wild eye rolls of my friends and family there is evidence to dispute that claim.

  The “She's Just Not That Into You” App

 I have a hard time reading women's social cues. If I muster the courage to flirt with a girl, I just power through the flirting without regard to the response. This app would help guys like me to stop wasting our time.

  The “Step Away From The Computer” App

 Some days I never go outside, sad to say but it is true. I need an app that goes off until the phone gets 20 minutes of sunlight. Come to think of it... I would probably just end up throwing the iPhone in the backyard for 20 minutes a day to get the alarm to shut off, but at least I'd have to go out into the sun to get my phone back so that's something.

  The “Cook Just Spit In Your Food” App

 I am notorious for sending food back to be prepared the way that I ordered it. I think that an app that calculates the odds of the cook spitting in my food based upon how much more work that he has to do would be fantastic, and probably lead to a lot more meals being cooked at home.

  The “Stranger Danger Countdown Clock” App

 I always wave or smile at little babies when they wave or talk to me in the line at the store or out in public. I am sure that this is fine for a couple or a woman to do... But when a guy like me... in his 30's with a shaved head and a neck-beard does this, the security guys start to walk my way. I get away with the first “hello,” but that's when the mom usually gets creeped out.

  The “I Heart The Colorblind” App

 I am colorblind, and that combined with no fashion sense has led me to wear some pretty funky outfits. I would love an app that looks at your clothing and makes sure everything matches.

  The "Shut Up!" App

 Oh wait. They've already invented that one...

What apps would you like to see for the iPhone?

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Tags: app, apps, colorblind, danger, designed, iphone, stranger, zipper

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Trololoho

8 weeks ago

I want the "shut up" app, but i don't have iphone..

TheFindingLotus

11 weeks ago

shut up app is real.[insert shadow lurker meme here.]

KDS

14 weeks ago

lame

dogman5124

42 weeks ago

the kill ke$ha app.

zeef

43 weeks ago

@IeRoSmAn you don't read alot do you :P?

IeRoSmAn

44 weeks ago

isn't the shut up app already made?

pcchristner

44 weeks ago

lunch time w smosh app

lighshayymin

45 weeks ago

Didnt they already create the shut up app because in one Lunchtime w/ smosh Anthony took his phone out and ians said what, then the phone shouted SHUT UP....

KALPPr

48 weeks ago

the smosh SHUT UP app lite version!

totle

51 weeks ago

oh wow so conceded thay just HAD to put in their own! lol

Smoshykiller18

52 weeks ago

The puch app it punches ur enemy in the face.

Ameri

59 weeks ago

The "SMOSH IS AWESOME" app

TeeHee136

63 weeks ago

bieber shirtless app. mmm.....

Stalker_Chick

79 weeks ago

xD I loved the color blind one!

bregirl

80 weeks ago

the 'drunk guinea-pig' app

kasirocker

80 weeks ago

The fast forward life app

Juliaa100

80 weeks ago

''the make my homework'' app

eaer

80 weeks ago

I think there should be a Smosh Pit app. : )

ThatsMee.x

80 weeks ago

Is he serious about the being colorblind thing...? 0_0

smelead

80 weeks ago

haha the "cook just spit in your food app!" I need one of those...

Mrs.PotatoHead

80 weeks ago

I have SHUT UP! on my rigtones:)

MrsJoeJonas96

80 weeks ago

@BasDroid They actually orginally made it for the Android, and THEN the iPhone, go look for it (:

Petra Candy

80 weeks ago

*SHUT UP

Petra Candy

80 weeks ago

THE SHUP APP!♥

BasDroid

80 weeks ago

Why only for iPhone!?! Lots of Android Smosh fans outta here.

Fuchs666

80 weeks ago

last app is...HEY!! You should make a FIRETRUCK app^^

FreakyKitty

80 weeks ago

Aaaarh!
Couldn't they make a Shut Up app for Android. It really sucks that i can't have the app on my cell. -.-

rmxpokeman

80 weeks ago

intrigued*

iSmellGood35

80 weeks ago

@xJdiizzLe there is already a "Shut Up" app that smosh made

Vam91r3

80 weeks ago

heehee

BFMV_4LIFE

80 weeks ago

the stop selling out app

milzpop

80 weeks ago

hahhaahahhah kristina keneally

what a loser
i hate her
p.s shes number 2 :p

xJdiizzLe

80 weeks ago

the shut up app should actually be made >.>

hd haloreach

80 weeks ago

@watthefiretruckl omfg ikr!

WatTheFiretruck?

80 weeks ago

damn i wish i had an iPhone cuz then i'd totally annoy my friends with the Shut Up app lol!

IsaLovesSmosh

80 weeks ago

Youre color blind:o?

I_Still_Bite

80 weeks ago

Way to rip off the College Humor article not even a week after it was published. Bravo.
http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1810494

bmaster154

80 weeks ago

@A-Dizzle Can you really do that? I wish I knew how >_> Anyway, I don't have any form of Apple product, but I'd definitely get some of these apps. Especially the "Shut Up" one.

ikillyou5

80 weeks ago

they need one that says when midgets kill us all

man-e

80 weeks ago

was this guy able to read the 'secretly loathe' message enclosed in the heart of the iheartthecolorblind t-shirt???

jayZ008

80 weeks ago

I just stole smosh ishutup =D yay for piracy

ilovemyBLT

80 weeks ago

No.3's from Australia haha thats NSW's Premier xDD