8 Naughty Jokes On Dexter's Laboratory That You Probably Didn't Get As A Kid
Well this week saw the release of the long-rumored dirty episode of Dexter's Laboratory, Dexter's Rude Removal. But the truth is Dexter's Laboratory was pretty dirty all along. Here's a look at 8 pretty adult jokes that maybe you didn't get as a kid. Unless you were like me. I was like the Doogie Howser of dirty minds.
This is an Urban Dictionary treasure trove. Dexter furiously beats at a weasel in a game of Whack the Weasel? At a place called Chubby Cheese? Ummm...nothing inappropriate here kids, please move along...
Filet Of Soul
What exactly is meant by Dad's private bathroom time? I guess we can always hope he's talking about a morning dump and not anything morning wood related. Those are some horrible options.
Ummm...pretty obvious. If you didn't get this one, you were probably a sheltered home-schooled kid. It must be nice to have had an innocent childhood.
Dexter's Laboratory: Ego Trip
Parents grunting. Hearing the words' it's not going to fit.' Welcome to my childhood. Only it wasn't a game of Twister.
Dee Dee and the Man
Dee Dee is fired and Dexter must hire a replacement. So clearly he hires the person who is most qualified....a busty blonde. Look for a sequence where the busty one asks what each button does while stroking Dexter's head, leading him to have to take a cold shower. Also when Dexter asks her to dance she says, "Okay, but it's fifty bucks extra!" I guess it is possible to leave the pole behind!
Dial M For Monkey
This episode was banned because it's so chockfull of of inappropriate innuendo. There's the insulting gay stereotype character, The Silver Spooner. Krunk gets Drunk. And a suggestive hot dog eating moment. No wonder it was banned. Also, now I can never eat hot dogs in public again. Sorry Costco!
Decode of Honor
Dexter and Dee-Dee are excited when they get some decoder rings out of a box. Cut to Dexter and Dee-Dee arguing about each other's fan club, Dee-Dee says 'Oh Dexter, your club is for big I D K S C!' Which is an anagram for well...I'm sure you can figure it out!
Dexter Is Dirty
When Dexter decides he no longer wants to bathe, he laminates himself. But being laminated makes you hella slippery and at one point Dexter slides right towards a container labeled 'Waste Spooge'. Ewwww. Thank goodness he was wearing protection!
Did you know this show was so dirty? Let me know what you think @desijedeikin or in the comments below!