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8 Ways To Get A Guy To Notice You

Posted By: Desi Jedeikin on 02.16.11

You’re over being single and more than ready to couple up, but it seems impossible these days to get a guy’s attention. Well follow these surefire tips and in no time people will be staring at you and your guy and saying ‘nice pair’!

Nothing Is Sexier Than A Girl Who Knows Cars

There’s no way a guy won’t take notice when you display your talent under the hood. While most girls can barely turn on their headlights, you can demonstrate the impressive power of your dual impact air bags. Bonus points if you know how to drive a stick shift!

Stimulate His Mind

Nothing gets a guy going more then when you entice him with those large frontal lobes. So titillate him with some fascinating conversation and then let him spend some time exploring your huge rack of books. Guys definitely like being turned on to new things!

Be Adventurous

It’s no secret….guys love motorboating! So it’ll be easy to get him on board with that. But it might not be so easy to get him to go deep sea diving with you. If he’s a little nervous about diving deep, then tell him to just relax on the boat and promise that when you return you’ll share your treasure chest with him anyway. Guys love a girl who’s daring and caring.

Take Out The Big Guns

He sees you as the nice girl next door, so won’t he be surprised when you break out the big guns! After you take him to the range, you can take him home and show him your gun collection. Let him play with your civil war era Bazookas and he’ll be more than intrigued!

Get Cooking

Guys love a girl who cooks! Why do you think Giada de Laurentiis is so popular? If you garden you can really impress him by preparing something to eat using your own juicy tomatoes and ripe melons. He’ll be heaping mounds of compliments on you in no time!

Tickle His Funny Bone

He’ll be all a titter when you get goofy with him! Guys wanna see that a girl can let it all hang out and have some fun! So don’t be shy…bust out your best zingers! Better yet, bring your jumbo balloons and suggest a water balloon fight! When you’re soaking wet and heaving with laughter, he’ll think he’s died and gone to heaven!

Get Physical

Into hiking? He’ll forget all others when you introduce him to the massive mountains you rock! And when he’s all hot and sweaty after navigating those peaks, show him your thoughtful side by whipping out some big jugs of water to quench his thirst!

Play Games

No not the psychological kind! A Guy loves nothing more than sitting down in front of the boob tube and showing you how he can work those knobs! Let him show off a little bit, then take control and show him why in junior high you were known as the queen of the joystick!

So what do you think guys? Would any of these tricks get you to notice a girl? Let us know in the comments!

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Aaron Bloom

4 weeks ago

hmmm i dont think i want a slut for a GF

WowGain

8 weeks ago

@Hauro DUMBASS, YOU DONT NEED TO FUCKING POST ONE GOD DAMN THING 9 TIMES IN A ROW GET A BRAIN!

kaaykaay69bfmv

14 weeks ago

-_- why must 90% of chicks act like a slut to get a guys attention... here's an idea?? Be yourself.

Shay1

20 weeks ago

WTF???!!

Shay1

20 weeks ago

WTF???!!

coolbud

39 weeks ago

a gun

Hauro

40 weeks ago

Anyway, there are other ways to enter in a man's mind.

Even if you doesn't have big breasts, look at the other things

Here it's my sincere opnion about this thread. As a Man, and as Single Men.

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Be Advent

Hauro

40 weeks ago

Anyway, there are other ways to enter in a man's mind.

Even if you doesn't have big breasts, look at the other things

Here it's my sincere opnion about this thread. As a Man, and as Single Men.

============
Be Advent

Hauro

40 weeks ago

Anyway, there are other ways to enter in a man's mind.

Even if you doesn't have big breasts, look at the other things

Here it's my sincere opnion about this thread. As a Man, and as Single Men.

============
Be Advent

Hauro

40 weeks ago

Anyway, there are other ways to enter in a man's mind.

Even if you doesn't have big breasts, look at the other things

Here it's my sincere opnion about this thread. As a Man, and as Single Men.

============
Be Advent

Hauro

40 weeks ago

I really don't think this is offensive. You guys and Girls doesn't noticed the joke parts? Also, not all man prefer big breasts. Some of us like the normal size. (by the way I like all sizes =P I really care more about the way the girl acts with me then the cup size.)
Anyway, there are other ways to enter in a man's mind.
Even if you doesn't have big breasts, look at the other things.

Hauro

40 weeks ago

Anyway, there are other ways to enter in a man's mind.

Even if you doesn't have big breasts, look at the other things

Here it's my sincere opnion about this thread. As a Man, and as Single Men.

============
Be Advent

Hauro

40 weeks ago

Anyway, there are other ways to enter in a man's mind.

Even if you doesn't have big breasts, look at the other things

Bellow it's my sincere opnion about this thread. As a Man, and as Single Men.

============
Be Adve

itskelsiefools1

44 weeks ago

Soo basically just buy a push up bra

Chartora

47 weeks ago

People, were this completely serious? It would be incredibly offensive. This is a joke though, hahah. I soooo want the shirt in the last pic! :D

Chartora

47 weeks ago

People, were this completely serious? It would be incredibly offensive. This is a joke though, hahah. I soooo want the shirt in the last pic! :D

Lemony13

49 weeks ago

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ilovesmoshandtacos

55 weeks ago

boobs. really.

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63 weeks ago

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kitten6066

65 weeks ago

lol and cmon people its not offensive! its true xD everyone likes boobs

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1lessthan3

65 weeks ago

So.... Basically this is saying if you don't have boobs you're skrewed :P I find this offensive

civilwar

65 weeks ago

all girls have to do is ask, a guys number 1 goal is to get into a girls pants, the guy will almost always say yes, unless your ugly.

gothmetal

66 weeks ago

awesome...

mirandaboob

66 weeks ago

lol, im pretty sure guys like skinny boobless chicks.

scenemo

66 weeks ago

Yeah but why do guys like boobs so much.... makes absolutely no sense what so ever....

radar3699

66 weeks ago

lol, the car was an old BMW 3 series, you can tell by the headlights and bumper

PunisherReload

66 weeks ago

here is another one, Get out of the kitchen

mkoshell

66 weeks ago

@iGetBored.T_T
talk about growing up! this is hilarious and if you really cant find a way to laugh at it then just shut up small tits

jeroen50

66 weeks ago

this is really stupid and offensive... :P
no but really, it is

EmmaBBerry

66 weeks ago

I can navigate my way round a car, I have been on a date to the shooting range, I have sky dived, I go rock climbing on a regular basis and I have caught all 151 pokemon on old school pokemon red. Oh,

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66 weeks ago

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66 weeks ago

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taranon

66 weeks ago

girls who can play guitars should be there as well

Lyss1582

66 weeks ago

I already have all of this mostly the big boobs though and cars and video games and cooking and funny!! :)

illyssa

66 weeks ago

Hey, I don't have big boobs..I don't think. haha and lot of guys like me :) ..then again I'm just awesome haha. It's a joke guys/girls...it's funny, just laugh.

iGetBored.T_T

66 weeks ago

.....well, nice to know all guys like is boobs. The sky is blue, the grass is green. Guys like boobs. -.- Grow up. I bet there's nice guys out there. :) But not any at my school. They're d-bags. :D

blontgirl91

66 weeks ago

Well thank god for giving me big boobs then! Guess I wont end up alone :D
Guys, don't deny it, maybe it's not ALL you want, just don't tell me you DONT like boobs! COME ON :P

Moonlit_Knightt

66 weeks ago

First, since everyone seems to be starting with gender, I'm a male. Second, I wasn't offended by this because, while I look past the body, let's face it...men do in fact like attractive women. Shockin

SallyBRANCH

66 weeks ago

i would love to know where i can get that shirt in the last picture please.

alexiap

66 weeks ago

well this was not what i expected

Nego

66 weeks ago

@Todo Americano: Because not all men want these things from a woman. It's also setting an awful example for girls: do this and you'll get a man.

margyroxPOM

66 weeks ago

darn it, i dont have big boobs. i guess i'll be single for life.