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The 8 Worst Christmas Gifts That I Have Ever Received


The only thing I love better about receiving gifts is giving gifts for Christmas, but make no mistake I still love receiving gifts, hint, hint. It is a tradition earner family that the adults try to give each other another at least one joke gift. What follows is the worst guess that I have received in the past few years.

 

The Toilet Paper iPod Holder

Actually this might be a pretty useful gift, but seeing that I have a Zune it benefits me in no way.

 

The DVD Re-winder

I thought this gift was pretty funny, funnier still was that I got to watch my brother spent two hours trying to make it work after I told him it was broken.

 

The Situation

I would expect this gift from my older brother who was calls me “Gaylord” on the daily basis. But coming from my cousin, who constantly asks is if I’m dating a nice girl and always wonders why I never married, I tend to think differently.

 

Secret

I know my uncle was trying to call me a little girl by confirming a woman’s deodorant but actually tried it and in the very hot Arizona summers it does make me feel confident. So thank you and uncle James!

 

Slippers

I thought the slippers were kind of cute that is until the faces on the front of the slippers freaked my dog out and he attacked my feet. The slippers were destroyed, I had to get eight stitches and now my dog has a taste for human blood.

 

Dog Shoes

What the what? Sure I take my dogs home walks around the block but I never take my dog for a walk across hot coals or broken glass.

 

The Beer Belt

At first this gift seemed like a good idea but the experience default into my buddies constantly grabbing fresh beer from my belt and making me go to the refrigerator to replenish my belt.

 

The Fruitcake

It’s a fruitcake! No one likes a fruitcake! Nobody will eat fruitcake, unless you’re drunk and don’t know better. And then you will probably eat the entire thing and be sick.

What's the worst Christmas or Hanukkah gift that you have ever gotten?

 

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10 weeks ago

my name leon and my nan gave me a card for my birthday and she wrote dear leona and it was a pink card with flowers on it and she got me barbie doll and socks and i was 17

13 weeks ago

I remember for like three years in a row, my sister got a remote control rat on Christmas even though she had specifically asked for a remote control car. It pissed her off so much!

20 weeks ago

I got (ok get ready for this) socks -_-

44 weeks ago

ah fruitcake.... my mortal enemy. we meet again

46 weeks ago

My parents got my uncle the beer belt! But for him, it was actually quite useful...

46 weeks ago

My parents got my uncle the beer belt! But for him, it was actually quite useful...

51 weeks ago

Someone airbrushed and shooped the hell out of that pic of Sitch.
He does not look that good, not his face anyways, he's kinda ugly imo...
I would LOVE a beerbelt :O

52 weeks ago

the worst i got was a high school musical 2 DVD (karaoke version) -__-

54 weeks ago

YOU WON'T DRINK ANY SODA SOFT DRINK AFTER WATCHING THE SHOCKING VIDEO BELOW,.,!!!!!!
▂▃▅▆▇▇▆▅▃▂ SHOCKING VIDEO▂▃▅▆▇▇▆▅▃▂

63 weeks ago

I got a 365 PAGES Sudoku Book!!! WHAT THE FIRETRUCK!??! -___-

63 weeks ago

my worst was TWO fruitcakes -.-

66 weeks ago

i got a justin bieber shirt. i should have told my aunt that i dont listen to him. i will never make that mistake again

73 weeks ago

I got this little camera with hannah montana on it >.> And then i got this like lap desk or somthing with, GUESS WHAT, yea thats right, hannah montana on it. on the same christmas too! i was about to

73 weeks ago

I got a pair of teal shoes.
Both of which were for my right foot. >:'l

73 weeks ago

I got a toilet seat last Christmas

73 weeks ago

worst gift ever: glasses
even worse: nothing

73 weeks ago

worst gift ever
a sheet for my bed room wtf?

74 weeks ago

i got shoes when i already had good pairs

74 weeks ago

en xbox 360 with no plugs

74 weeks ago

Someone please tell me who's better, The Situation or Pauly D?
XD

74 weeks ago

oh yeah worst gift i got High School Musical 3 movie and cd i wanted to kill myself

74 weeks ago

I have a Zune too there awesome and i also live in Phoenix,Arizona (weird)

74 weeks ago

I always get something referring to cats from my grandmother. My sister and I both have 2 of the same little cat statues, at least three box things with cats on them, and a cat coin purse.

74 weeks ago

candy

74 weeks ago

i honestly dont think i've ever had a crappy gift *shrugs* i'm pretty easy to buy for so people allways no what to get me :P i wonder what i'll get tomorow :D

74 weeks ago

wtf??? i love fruitcakes!!!!!!

74 weeks ago

Neon pink clothes. My eyes! It BURNS!

74 weeks ago

The S's 6 pack is messed up!

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74 weeks ago

Whats a Zune???? (sarcasm.....)

74 weeks ago

Once I got a Wii game called "Redneck Jamboree". It was dreadful, rated less than 3 stars. And the thing is, I didn't have a Wii at the time.

74 weeks ago

I get self-made socks by my grandma every christmas. :)

74 weeks ago

1 time i got a ipod touch case but the thing is i dont hav a ipod touch!!!

74 weeks ago

Lol

74 weeks ago

For Christmas a few years back, I got a box of tissues. A flipping box of tissues. That is the last time I get sick on Christmas!

74 weeks ago

I have never eaten fruit cake but by the looks of it, I don't plan on eating it soon

74 weeks ago

the 1st one is bad ass

74 weeks ago

Spongebob panties that were way too small when I was in 3rd grade xD

74 weeks ago

Worst gift ever...SOCKS!!!!!!

74 weeks ago

the first one should be nice for me... because I like it to hear music while I have a shower

74 weeks ago

lolz

74 weeks ago

Umm... Clothes. I Dunno. I don't remember bad ones so often. Normally just good ones.